Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
in this video, me and this cute short femboy cosplayer will have hardcore anal sex. will i cum inside his adorable tight ass sissy boy asshole before i beat the ender dragon? also according to youtube statistics only 15% of the people who watch my videos are subscribed, so if you end up liking the video consider subscribing, it’s free and you can always subscribe later. enjoy the video.
It's not a beautiful, delicate little flower. The average vag looks like a disgusting floppy wound with guts hanging out of it. It's nauseating to look at. And whenever I say that, it's either cause I'm 'gay' or it's "massage a knee". Meanwhile, it's perfectly normal to shame men for not having a mutilated jew cock. It's considered hilarious to mock penises for existing, but the vagina, the sacred hole of meat and smelly discharge, is a forbidden taboo never to be discussed in a negative light.
Welcome back to Watchmojo.com, where we tell you our Top 5 picks for why Pornhub is a rip-off of Spongebob Squarepants.
1. Pornhub is a website for watching stuff that your parents don't like. However, this concept may be based on an episode of the animated series Spongebob Squarepants where the titular main character is watching a video of a flesh-colored anenome dancing, while Gary walks in, and so Spongebob quickly grabs the television's remote and changes the channel immediately.
2. Plankton has once said a phrase while speaking about Spongebob, which is "You will be mine". Many fans suggest that Spongebob (who can't be gay because he is fucking genderless smh) is a homosexual, and while saying this he is referring to his brain, which is, in texture, much like a woman's reproductive organs.
3. In the episode of the Spongebob Squarepants series "Face Freeze", one scene shows Spongebob and Patrick's head looking like male and female external genitalia, and later they sleep in the same tent. Later on, Sandy pulls out her dirty, sharp hands and rubs on Spongebob's face, which may have inspired most videos in Pornhub's "lesbian" category. If you count the scene beforehand, this may also be one of the heterosexual "blowjobs".
4. Another scene of Plankton includes him speaking about the Krabby Patty's secret sauce, he utters, while sweating behind iron bars and inside Spongebob's head, "yes, Yes, YES! COME TO PAPA!". Another one, from the movie, is when he says "Daddy yes!". These may have inspired either BDSM, incest porn, or some hentai. Also, Patrick licks his ass.
5. Many Pornhub videos have used fake Spongebobs as character. Sometimes gay, straight, or even hentai. Especially a video where the opening is horrendously remade version of the Spongebob Squarepants intro theme, and the main character is a black man with a yellow painted face, who decides to refer to himself as "Spongeknob Squarenuts".
And now, time for our honorable mentions!!!!!
a) in the season 5 episode, "Spy Buddies", Patrick constantly uses his butt laser. This inspired Squirting.
b) Squidward mentions that Mr. Krabs' "weiner thing" will "blow up in his face. This enspired Cumming.
c) Squidward has also used a vacuum cleaner to suck on his penis. This inspired Vibrators and Fleshlights.
d) Spongebob uses both animation and live action in episodes, much like Pornhub has live-action and hentai.
That isn’t how you clean a car. Chances are she exposed her breast to the driver because she thought he was “so hot” and also because he likely had some contraband in his vehicle (such as marijuana or a firearm). She exposed her breast to him to make him hard so she could suck his cock and bathe in his cum. She probably lactated a little bit on the window. Fucking disgusting. She shouldn’t be employed at a car wash to begin with if she’s gonna do this stupid fucking shit. Is this supposed to give me an erection? Sheer work-place incompetence? This is just pathetic. Is western civilization really at a point where we think being sexually perverse and lazy on the job site is something that is arousing? Good Lord...
I keep absolutely destroying her, like 4 times a week. Afterwards, she locks herself in the bathroom and cries. One time she cried for 3 hours. I am getting sick of this but she keeps asking me to play Halo against her and she takes it really seriously. Should I let her win?
she said "there is no such thing as dreamgender rebecca, those things you watch and read online aren't healthy for you so i've decided you're no longer allowed to use the internet"
i got so mad and sad and frustraded, i couldn't believe my OWN MOTHER was a racist nazi dreamphobe homophobe, so i grabbed my kitchen knife and beheaded her islam style, then i necro skullfucked her with my girl dick