Today I took 456 of the most poor and destitute people of Korea ( who are also of my subscribers ) and challenged them to a series of 6 EPIC kids games and the prize is 45.6 billion won. What they don't know is if they lose they die. If you end up liking the video please smash like. But first I have to talk about this episodes sponsor Honey.
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Ok so we just brought them in and put them in their beds and this is insane.
We literally have more than 450 here and we're going to see than play some games, for a bunch of money. Remember that every single person here is also a subscriber, on top of being financially destitute. So if you want a chance to receive tons and tons of money, make sure you hit the subscribe button down below as you can get a chance to play for money.
Ok boys, its time to wake them up.
I want Chris, Karl, Chandler, Nolan and Tareq to go down there and tell them the rules of the game. Here take these pink jumpsuits masks and these guns and go explain the situation to the subscribers.
Ok so while the boys are going down I'm going to show you guys the first game our
contestants are going to be playing.
Sex is hard to do in the matrix. Imagine this, you’re having sex with yo girl and then an Agent possesses her AS YOU FUCK HER. It’s only okay if you’re gay OR yo girl got possessed by Agent Pace, who’s also a girl but jokes on you! You don’t know Italian. There’s also this chance: Yo girl tells you she got a new fuckbuddy. It’s Agent Smith. She’s fucking a guy a decade or 2 older than her. Why? You decide to sneak up on them having sex and you sneak a camera into the room. He is grabbing yo girl’s boobs. There is black goo everywhere. She turns into a clone of him. Yo girl has been killed by her new fuckbuddy. You will never get good pussy again
Pussy can have many flavors. From sweet and subtle, to tangy and strong. I never recommend eating whilst eating out, but for beverage pairings I would go with a lighter rosè for milder pussy. The bubbles will make the sweeter notes of berry and last night’s Tinder-Date pop. For a more refined pussy eating experience, I recommend a brut like Dom P or Pierre Jouet. But don’t pour it directly on the snatch, give the muff a good dive before you swirl your quaff.
For more pronounced pussy flavors of rich yellowtail tuna and farmhouse hay, I recommend bourbon and a fuck ton of it. Because if her pussy smells like a combo of skipjack & farmhouse hay you’re going to want hard liquor.
Where to fuckin begin? 8 arms. 8 dicks. Same time. Not persuaded? He also has a mouth. The guy can work 9 men at the same time. 8 20$ handjobs plus the one Guy getting a 50$ blowjob earns him 210$ in one session. But we’re not even done yet. 100$ to get butt fucked by a 10th guy, that’s 310$ in one session! Dick shaped nose goes up a guys ass, another 10$ there, actual dick goes up a guys ass, an easy 25$. And considering most men cum in under 5 minutes? He could have SO many of these orgies a day. He can basically earn as much as he wants to. Shit, he has countless suction cups on his tentacles. Put those babies on some nipples 5$ a minute? Man. Squidward my Guy, if you were smarter you could afford to move yourself way the fuck away from spongebob. Now that I think about it, you know how many holes spongebob has?? Need I say more?? Imagine squidward and spongebob teaming up, they could fuck SO. MANY. DUDES. I’m talking a million dollar gay prostitution EMPIRE. And with how absorbent spongebob is? Pshh. Talk about bukkake king. Use your fucking head squidward.
Epic Film Fact: Lightning McQueen, star of the 2006 blockbuster film "Cars" is a statutory rapist. In the film Lightning meets and falls in love with a car named Sally Carrera, a 2002 Porsche 911. This makes Sally only 4 years old during the film (which takes place in 2006). Lightning on the other hand is a stock car and while his age isn't expressly given, we know that an average stock car can race for 20 to 30 years. Because lightning is the best we can assume that he is 30 years old at the end of "Cars 3", which takes place in 2017, 11 years after "Cars". This would make Lightning 19 years old when he meets Sally. As the majority of the films take place in the United States, which has the age of consent set at 17 years old, every time Lightning sticks his engine shaft in Sally's exhaust pipe he is committing statutory rape.
Can we talk about the broken legal system of the Cars universe? In the film, Lightning McQueen is speeding down route 66 when a cop car starts chasing him. Just as he's about to pull over, the cop car starts blowing gaskets. Lightning assumes this is gunfire and freaks out, resulting in him accidentally destroying the town. Lighting was under the impression that he was being fired upon unprovoked, giving him a valid legal argument for his reckless driving. The next day, Mater is assigned to defend him in trial, despite Lightning making it clear that he has his own attorney. He isn't even given a phone call, or a chance to pay bail, the trial takes place the very next day. Of course Mater blows the trial because he's a dumbass, leaving Lightning stranded in this town before the biggest race of his life. Hell, they wouldn't even let him make contact with the outside world, leading to everybody thinking he's missing. Lighting may have a serious lawsuit on his hands.
