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Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


Having to call a judge “your honor” is so cringey and dumb

    Having to call a judge “your honor” is so cringey and dumb
    
    “Your Honor”. I mean gimmie a fuckin’ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
    
    I’ve seriously seen courtrooms where they’ll say “Sir” and the judge will be like “It’s “Your Honor” young man!!”
    
    Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title?
    
    It’s some LARPING I’d expect kids to do. “Oh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!”
    
    Shut up.

    Is it ok for me as a straight guy to put a dick in my mouth?

      Having sex with other men is the straightest thing one can do.
      So I (27m) straight male for some reason want to just want to try and see what it feels like to have a dick in my mouth.
      
      Now to be clear, I (27m) am 100% POSITIVE I (27m) am straight. I (27m) know this would be a point of contention but I (27m) can assure I (27m) am only attracted to women (5f) and pussy. I (27m) simply want to try it as a curiosity and experimental purposes. I (27m) dont even care to make the person (5m) cum, I (27m) would just like to have it my mouth for a little while.
      
      Now the reason I (27m) ask if its ok is because I (27m) mentioned this desire to a friend (32m) in the LGBTQ community and he said it would be dishonest of me (27m) to tell a guy (10m) I (27m) was gay so I (27m) could blow him. I (27m) agreed and thought if I (27m) do go forward I (27m) would explicity say that I (27m) am a straight guy so there is no deception. My friend (32m) said many guys (10m) would like this idea and would enjoy being my guinea pig of sorts.
      
      I (27m) just wanted some outside opinion of whether its ok for me (27m) to experiment like this or for some reason it would be unethical. Thanks for the input

      Onii-chan, what are you doing?

        BUT IT WAS ME, DIO
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        n-no.. onii-chan, dont do it!
        
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        o-onii-chan?
        
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        o-ow! b-be a little more gentle... just the tip.. ok? >w<
        
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        owieeeeeee *blood starts coming out* i-im not a virgin anymore...
        
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        n-no! onii-chan.. you baka! i-i said just the tip.. my pussie's starting to get wet.. you can go a little rougher, a-alright?
        
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        n-no!! i said just a little rougher, b-baka! idiot! dumb dumb dumbo albert Eisenstein-ass-hair-cut diaper doo doo head!
        
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        ahh! mmm... be a little bit more gentle, alright? d-don't pull it out so s-suddenly like t-that...
        
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        mmm.. you really like my manpussy, dont you? *voice changes into deep and manly voice* what's that? suprised? YOU WERE FUCKING A MAN, THIS WHOLE TIME! YOU'RE GAY! WWWWWRYYYYYYYYY!! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING A GIRL, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO! AND NOW MY MAN PUSSY IS GOING TO BE DELETED FROM EXISTENCE USING MY STANDS ABILITY!
        
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        that was fun, onii-chan.

        I masturbated to The Heavy from Team Fortress two.

          Yes, I did it, and I am not afraid to hide it. I masturbated to The Heavy from Team Fortress two, a critically acclaimed First-Person-Shooter made by Valve, a large in-game-item and games-from-other-studios redistributer, as he was carrying his 36 inch penis and placed them between his breasts, which sagged to the ground, and hung out between the back of his legs.
          
          The part where Tavish Finnegan DeGroot, another character from Team Fortress two, a critically acclaimed First-Person-Shooter made by Valve, a large in-game-item and games-from-other-studios redistributer, more commonly known as the Demolition Man, or Demoman for short, proceeded to take off his eyepatch, and inserted the Heavy's penis into the empty socket, was exceedingly arousing to me, as his head shortly after exploded as if a cum-filled landmine had been detonated in his skull.
          
          Afterwards, as The Heavy was putting Tavish's bones inside of his penis, I nutted the hardest I had ever done in my life, with enough force to set off 78 volcanos in my vicinity, and proceeded to impregnate the continent of Australia.

          Why are Chess Players so Racist???

            Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it.
            Every time I here a chess player talk about race, they always say stuff like “I’m so glad that I am white this game” or “He was black, so he didn’t stand much of a chance that game”. Seriously, what is up with this blatant racism guys??? It’s getting so bad I am even hearing this sort of shit from some Indian players as well. Your color doesn’t mean anything, you are still the same person!!!!!!

            I like female horses

              Someone call the authorities
              Female horses are so hot I think it's because of they're muscle and they're vags they're vags are massive warmer and tighter it's just so arousing I'm getting a boner just typing this.
              
              Well a common argument alot of people make is that human on animal could harm the animal both physically and mentally this is not the case with female horses as they mate with male horses that have much longer and thicker dongs. As for the mental part horses will let you know when they are in heat and ready to mate they will raise they're tail and they will squeal more often. So yes I do think humane and some animal sexual relationships are wrong but horses no or maybe I'm delusional either way I believe it's okay to frick a horse when they consent. I think I will be an offender when I'm much older