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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


Onii-chan, what are you doing?

    BUT IT WAS ME, DIO
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    n-no.. onii-chan, dont do it!
    
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    o-onii-chan?
    
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    o-ow! b-be a little more gentle... just the tip.. ok? >w<
    
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    owieeeeeee *blood starts coming out* i-im not a virgin anymore...
    
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    n-no! onii-chan.. you baka! i-i said just the tip.. my pussie's starting to get wet.. you can go a little rougher, a-alright?
    
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    n-no!! i said just a little rougher, b-baka! idiot! dumb dumb dumbo albert Eisenstein-ass-hair-cut diaper doo doo head!
    
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    ahh! mmm... be a little bit more gentle, alright? d-don't pull it out so s-suddenly like t-that...
    
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    mmm.. you really like my manpussy, dont you? *voice changes into deep and manly voice* what's that? suprised? YOU WERE FUCKING A MAN, THIS WHOLE TIME! YOU'RE GAY! WWWWWRYYYYYYYYY!! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING A GIRL, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO! AND NOW MY MAN PUSSY IS GOING TO BE DELETED FROM EXISTENCE USING MY STANDS ABILITY!
    
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    that was fun, onii-chan.

    I masturbated to The Heavy from Team Fortress two.

      Yes, I did it, and I am not afraid to hide it. I masturbated to The Heavy from Team Fortress two, a critically acclaimed First-Person-Shooter made by Valve, a large in-game-item and games-from-other-studios redistributer, as he was carrying his 36 inch penis and placed them between his breasts, which sagged to the ground, and hung out between the back of his legs.
      
      The part where Tavish Finnegan DeGroot, another character from Team Fortress two, a critically acclaimed First-Person-Shooter made by Valve, a large in-game-item and games-from-other-studios redistributer, more commonly known as the Demolition Man, or Demoman for short, proceeded to take off his eyepatch, and inserted the Heavy's penis into the empty socket, was exceedingly arousing to me, as his head shortly after exploded as if a cum-filled landmine had been detonated in his skull.
      
      Afterwards, as The Heavy was putting Tavish's bones inside of his penis, I nutted the hardest I had ever done in my life, with enough force to set off 78 volcanos in my vicinity, and proceeded to impregnate the continent of Australia.

      Why are Chess Players so Racist???

        Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it.
        Every time I here a chess player talk about race, they always say stuff like “I’m so glad that I am white this game” or “He was black, so he didn’t stand much of a chance that game”. Seriously, what is up with this blatant racism guys??? It’s getting so bad I am even hearing this sort of shit from some Indian players as well. Your color doesn’t mean anything, you are still the same person!!!!!!

        I like female horses

          Someone call the authorities
          Female horses are so hot I think it's because of they're muscle and they're vags they're vags are massive warmer and tighter it's just so arousing I'm getting a boner just typing this.
          
          Well a common argument alot of people make is that human on animal could harm the animal both physically and mentally this is not the case with female horses as they mate with male horses that have much longer and thicker dongs. As for the mental part horses will let you know when they are in heat and ready to mate they will raise they're tail and they will squeal more often. So yes I do think humane and some animal sexual relationships are wrong but horses no or maybe I'm delusional either way I believe it's okay to frick a horse when they consent. I think I will be an offender when I'm much older

          Looking at the meat

            Bruh sometimes I be chilling at home and I would feel my weiner on my leg and I would just like really feel it. And be like "damn this shit nice and juicy" and get hard thinking about my own penis. Am I gay?! What the hell is that?😂

            I want to fuck Moaning Myrtle

              Just use a transient curse smh
              Yes obviously she's a ghost so of course it's not possible to fuck her, but I want her to flirt with me, like she did with Harry in The Goblet Of Fire when he had a bath with her. I mean, could you imagine how sexually frustrated she must have been? Being in that bathroom for god knows how many years, not being able to get any dick? She obviously wanted Harry's big fat cock inside of her tight ghost pussy. Everyday I jerk imagining how she would start flirting with me in the bath and I'd show her my big hard cock and start jerking off with her while she rubs her wet ghost pussy. As she gets near her climax she'd moan "Please, cum on my face!" And I'd stand up and shoot my load at her face, which would obviously go through her head because she's a ghost but just the sight of it would give her the greatest orgasm she's ever experienced. This would be our little secret, we would be in a forbidden living/ghost relationship. Never being able to touch one another but still give each other great sexual pleasure. God I want to fuck Moaning Myrtle so bad.