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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


Putting on a blindfold and getting your dick sucked is a perfect representation of quantum mechanics

    If you're blindfolded and getting your dick sucked, you're in a superposition of it being simultaneously gay and not gay, since you don't know if it's a guy sucking your dick or a girl. Therefore it would be logical to assume that both cases are true, and that the quantum system (you getting sucked off) is in multiple states (gay and not gay) at once: the very definition of a superposition. The moment you remove the blindfold, this system collapses, as you are making a measurement as to whether or not a guy or a girl is sucking you off; whether or not it's gay. This irreversibly destroys the superposition, as even if you put the blindfold back on, the uncertainty is no longer present.

    I think orc women are hotter than real women

      I’m not even going to lie here, but I know I’m going to get hate. Orc women are just so much hotter than your average human female. They are big, buff, and green. I find them much more attractive overall.

      Is anal squirting a thing?

        I was fingering a guy, and I was really getting in there and fingering his prostate. He eventually start to tense up and say "I'm going to cum" so I thought I was milking his prostate. But something else happened instead. a diarhea like substance started spewing from his anus. At first I thought he shit the bed, but he insisted it was anal squirting. There substance was creamier than shit and had a lighter brown color to it. I sniffed my finger and it smelt like cum, not shit. So is anal squiting a thing?

        Kermit the frog did 9/11

          I knew it all along!
          Kermit the frog caused 9/11. In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alternate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene, however they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.
          It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001.

In "It's a Very Muppets Christmas Movie," a film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers proudly standing in the background. They were, of course, long destroyed in Kermit's normal reality. And yet, in the world without Kermit, the war on terror is missing its powder keg spark. Who would've thought that green piece of fuck could kermit a terror attack on US soil, but there it stands unimpeachable... We have concrete, canon proof of involvement. Why the world hasn't stopped and asked further questions is only further proof of a media cabal keeping this conversation away from the masses.

The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit the Frog. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within.

Now, if we are to believe the crew, this was allegedly just a production oversight, meaning that Kermit is somehow not responsible for 9/11. The frog puppet is said to have had no role in the destruction of that beautiful American beacon of freedom, and any links to the contrary are just inconvenient (or should I say convenient) coincidence. The crew alleges that there's no value in searching out ties between Muppet lobbyists and the Saudi regime, so there's no sense in following the money to see underlying truth. There's ostensibly no reason to assume that the towers haven't already been avenged with that famous "we got him" speech given by Obama back in 2012. There's apparently no reason to question the truth any further. But that's none of my business.

          If two virgins fuck

            Sir this is a wendy’s
            If two virgins fuck and take each other's virginity, shouldn't they still have one each? Because, think about it... The definition of take is to capture and receive something, like, if little Bob got 10 dollars and I rudely took it from him, he'd most likely cry, but I'd also gain 10 dollars since I took 10 dollars from him, no? Shouldn't it be the same with virginity, but hopefully, just without the crying? You take a virginty and lose one in the process, so it should be plus-minus zero, I should still have one virginty left? So if I only fuck virgins, will I be a virgin forever? And can I have multiple virginities if I take from other virgins?

            Necrophilia or zoophilia?

              NTA your chicken your rules
              Open
              If I fuck a dead chicken breast from the store, would it be necrophilia? Zoophilia? Because I mean, could it be considered zoophilia? It resembles nothing of a chicken I’d say, could you knock someone for it? You could go a step further, in the fact if you fucked a piece of meat, would it even be necrophilia? It’s the act of an “interest” in dead things or some shit? Like is said, not only does it not resemble a chicken, it doesn’t even resemble a living being, what’s the thrill of fucking just a chicken breast? Like is it okay to fuck a breast, but not a whole chicken, that has been appropriately modified for eating? Does that mean it’s okay to fuck a dead chicken that had it’s feathers plucked? What the fuck is this shit? What are the rules of fucking a chicken? In a capitalistic society, you buy something, you do whatever the fuck you want with it, so if it’s legal to fuck a chicken breast under capitalism, that means you should be able to just straight up fuck a chicken, you bought that shit didn’t you? This isn’t a conversation of fucking chicken anymore, just one of morals.

What horrible things can you do all at once and be the biggest piece of shit?

Reading past this point will be very disturbing, SERIOUSLY disturbing.

Read at your own risk

Alright- dead chicken arguments,necrophilia? Zoophilia? Fuck it, both. It is objectively true, but let’s not delve into that again. So under the rules of evolution, (which I personally believe, so that’s why I’m running with it) the last major evolution of humans before Homo(😂)-Sapiens, were Homo(😂)-Erectus (😳), so, if I fucked the very generation that came before me that was the last hybrid generations between Homo-Sapiens and Homo-Erectus, would that be incest, AND zoophilia? Technically 2 species, technically family, I’ll do a little analogy (anal 😂) to make this easier to understand.

Going back to chickens, (sadly) the egg came first, no way around it, with each generation, through natural selection, little changes happen to adapt to the current climate, or what the next generation of “chicken” might need to help through life, so with this knowledge, the egg came first, the very last generation of “chicken” before our modern chicken was sort of different, leading it to not be a modern chicken, meaning when the last generation of “chicken” laid the first egg of modern chicken, the egg came first, this logic applies to every species ever.

So, knowing this, could it technically be zoophilia and incest to fuck your Homo-Erectus mother? And to go a step further, would it be necrophilia, zoophilia, or incest to fuck your dead Homo-Erectus mother? It would be all, right? And what if you fucking hated Homo-Erectus motherfuckers, and you fucked your dead Homo-Erectus mother out of hate, would it be zoophilia, necrophilia, incest, and a hate crime? What if she was a lesbian monkey, and didn’t want it? WOULD IT BE HOMOPHOBIC TOO? It would also be rape, but let’s not get it confused, fucking a corpse is certainly rape, so that’s established.

Now at this point, you’re the biggest fucking dickhead to ever exist, like what the fuck dude? Zoophilia, necrophilia, incest, speciesism, rape, homophobia, could it get worse?

Yes.

(Getting grossed out writing this, but I must go on)

Okay, so let’s say your mom (😂) is also disabled, transgender, and you fucking hate the shit out of her for that, adding on to the hate crime, you have now achieved being transphobic and ableist, with the other hate crimes adding up with homophobia, and speciest. But let’s also say before you engage the rape, she was alive, but she has a terminal illness and you calculate her exact time of death, so in the middle of it, she would die and you punch her, because like in videogames, if you shoot someone before they jump off the map, it counts as a kill. So now as she takes her last breath, you have committed murder, still leaving your necrophiliac urges valid. And let’s also say she was the last of her generation. Boom! Genocide.

Now as far out there as this all is, I’ll stop here, I don’t want to pull some crazy crime shit out my ass that makes no sense to this discussion. So let’s tally it up,

Necrophilia, zoophilia, incest, homophobia, transphobia, speciesism, rape, genocide, murder, ableism.

Can it get worse?

All crimes listed on your underaged aunt.

Enough said.

(Same identity as mother)