Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
Anatomy class should be done naked
Of course, at the college level where students are 18+. I mean let’s be honest, I think the grades would be much better if we were all sitting in the classroom naked. You could see the some muscle groups way better than if you had clothes on, plus we get to embrace body positivity.
For the past few months I’ve been speculating that Joe Biden (the 46th US President) has been sleeping with his Vice President, Kamala Harris. It would make sense since Joe Biden loves mixed women (he’s said in an interview before) which would strongly lead me to believe they’re having lots of unprotected sex in the white house on the daily.
People wonder why nothing is getting done and it’s because Kamala Harris keeps having lots and lots of sex (including anal and oral) to the point of lunacy. Joe Biden needs to keep his dick in his pants and Kamala Harris needs to calm down with the use of her tight pussy.
This is even worse then when Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were having lots of sex. If you don’t already remember debates would be interrupted because they would be fucking each other during them. I’m really getting sick of all this sex that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are having. Joe Biden does have a wife after all but I guess her pussy and titties aren’t good enough. I don’t blame him though if I was Joe Biden I would definitely do the same.
you ever think about how force users would be the best sex workers ever? they could use force choke or force lightning on their kinky clients, while giving force handjobs to more normal ones. they could also use the force to enhance their sexual abilities, and use the force to enlarge their sexual organs. they could even cause orgasm with the force if they wanted to, imagine yoda's massive 24 inch throbbing green cock he hid beneath that robe of his, Obi-Wan Kenobi? More like Obi-Wan CanBlowMe. Anyways, thank you for coming to my ted talk.
*thrusts me against a table* "sorry mommy I've been a bad little boy don't punish me 🥺" *smacks ass* "ouhhhh THAT HURTS MOMMY" sticks hands between legs and viciously strokes my cock "hmmmm that feels good 🥴" *Squeezes balls firmly* "NO MOMMY NOT THERE" *bursts ball sack*
Dababy would never let something like this happen. The only suffocating at his concerts is dudes suffocating on his 13 incher (unerect of course, as no one is good enough to arouse him) in a classy manner. Dababy realizes the potential of his fan base as his personal flesh-lights, and would never let one go to waste.
“Why doesn’t Dababy just fuck da dead bodies?” If you have to ask that question, then you’re not a real fan. Real ones already know da answer to that. Dababy likes it when they resist, and they can’t resist when they’re Dead.
So next time you listen to Dababy (which should be all the time), just remember Dababy values you.
You know Komi from the Netflix anime Komi Can’t communicate? I want to fuck her so bad. She is so curvy and she’s so perfect in every way. I would do hardcore anal, deep throat and make her ass and pussy hurt for the next few months. SHE WOULD BE DISABLED AND MENTALLY RETARDED AFTER THIS. AFTER ALL, SHE COULDN’T ASK FOR HELP. BECAUSE SHE CANT COMMUNICATE!