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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

I want to bang the danganronpa bear

    Monokuma or Danganronpa bear copypasta
    Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the danganronpa bear so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time a trial happens I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Monokuma. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Monokuma's tight furry ass. I want him to have my mutant human/bear babies.
    
    Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my plush. I'd set up a "punishment time" and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PS4. I might not ever get to see Monokuma again.
    Holy πŸ“·πŸ“· fucking πŸ“· shit. πŸ’©πŸΏ I πŸ“· want πŸ“·πŸ“· to πŸ“· bang the πŸ“·πŸ“· danganronpa bear πŸ“·πŸ“· so goddamn bad. I πŸ“· can't πŸ“·πŸ“· stand it πŸ“·πŸ“· anymore. Every time a πŸ“·πŸ“· trial happens I πŸ“·πŸ“· get a πŸ“· massive πŸ“·πŸ“· erection. πŸ“· I've πŸ“· seen πŸ“·πŸ“· literally every πŸ“·πŸ“· rule 34 πŸ“·πŸ“· post there πŸ“·πŸ“· is πŸ“· of πŸ“· him πŸ“· online. πŸ“·πŸ“· My πŸ’¦πŸΏ dreams πŸ“· are πŸ“·πŸ“· nothing but πŸ“·πŸ“· constant fucking sex πŸ“· with Monokuma. I'm sick of πŸ“·πŸ“· waking up πŸ“· every πŸ“·πŸ“· morning with πŸ“· six nuts in πŸ“· my πŸ“·πŸ“· boxers and knowing that πŸ“· those are πŸ“·πŸ“· nuts πŸ“· that πŸ“· should've πŸ“·πŸ“· been πŸ“· busted inside πŸ“· of πŸ“·πŸ“· Monokuma's tight πŸ“· furry πŸ“·πŸ“· ass. πŸ“· I πŸ“· want πŸ“· him πŸ“·πŸ“· to have my πŸ“·πŸ“· mutant human/bear babies. Fuck, πŸ“·πŸ“· my fucking mom πŸ“·πŸ“· caught πŸ“·πŸ“· me with πŸ“· my plush. I'd set πŸ“·πŸ“· up a πŸ½πŸ“· "punishment 🏻 time" πŸ“· and πŸ“· went πŸ“·πŸ“· to fucking town. πŸ“· She πŸ“·πŸ“· hasn't said πŸ“· a πŸ“· word πŸ“· to πŸ“·πŸ“· me in 10 πŸ“· hours πŸ“·πŸ“· and πŸ“· I'm πŸ“· worried πŸ“·πŸ“· she's gonna πŸ“· take away πŸ“·πŸ“· my PS4. I πŸ“· might πŸ“· not πŸ“·πŸ“· ever πŸ“· get to see πŸ“· Monokuma again. πŸ“·
    
    why is πŸ€” there πŸ‘¬βœ” so 🚟πŸ’ͺ many πŸΊβ” camera emojis ❀😩

    Imagine you are a japanese student and like vtubers.

      Vtuber copypasta
      Imagine you are a japanese student and like vtubers. One day, you go to school, and you have a new teacher. She doesn't look very special, but her voice sounds kinda familiar. You start your lesson and forget about it. Break starts, and you start speaking to your friends. You tell them what you did yesterday. You mention that pekora stream you watched. Suddenly, you see how the teacher reacts nervously. You think its strange, but you don't pay much attention, since that one friend just dropped some weird lines about Luna.
      
      Break is over, you start your next lesson. Your teacher starts laughing
      
      HA↗️HAβ†˜οΈHA↗️HAβ†˜οΈHA↗️HA
      
      There is no doubt. Your bones start shivering, your eyes are getting hasty. Sweat drops form on your face. You remember the time you imagined weird things with pekora. You start to feel ill. "Is everything alright" the teacher asks. Its too much, you can barely hold it in. "Yea im fine, peko" you say. The whole class looks at you. Everybody thinks you are an even bigger weirdo than you are. The teacher is the only one (apart from your friends group) knowing where that came from, for she is pekora

      Schrodinger’s blowjob

        Cursed Schrodinger's blowjob copypasta
        Schrodinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

        I love god. πŸ™

          I love god copypasta
          I love god, like I literally love him so much! LIKE OMG I like to put my large 50cm dick into his ass😏 and start whooping like jeSUS christ Oma Lawd SOOOo hottie uwu!!!πŸ₯΅ He make me wanna come in like 2 seconds but I need to hold it because I am a good prayer so I need to satisfy before myself so I will suck his cock before doing anything right, he will come foutain of holy susy come in my mouth and i swallow it !!!1!? BECAUSE IM A GOOD PRAYERπŸ€²πŸ™!!! UESAYESSIR! Im LIL NAS Y hahah so i will stay in heaven and sheeesh zamn with JEsus not with satan sheeesh zamn!11 less go mfπŸ€ͺ I will read The Bible for me and Jesus children everyday!11🧾 GOD IS GOOD GOD IS GREAT! AND GOD IS THICK ASS AF SHEESH ZAMN DADDY GOD UWU HARDER DADyπŸ₯ΆπŸ’―πŸ₯΅πŸ”₯

          Witch Mercy

            Witch Mercy cursed copypasta
            I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

            Women aren’t real

              Women aren't real copypasta
              Women arent real. They are and have always been fake. All historical records, music, art and genetics depicting females have been altered by the government. It is well known that everyone has an CIA agent. That would either mean that there are double the people in the world or that half the population works for the government. It is said that around half the population is female. Curious, right? Also how do you explain the fact that women live longer than men? They work for the government! Of course, you might think that there is real proof for their existence, but I can debunk all of it. Their voice is made by voice changers. Their body is made by soy present in the air. Of course, the biggest counterargument would be their genitals. But porn is a lie. Have you ever seen a woman naked? Me neither. If you have a wife or a girlfriend, you are lying. But just for the sake of argument let's say you do. You have been brai washed by the Liberal government. The only thing all politicians agree on is the fact that women are made up. The only other rational argument I can think of is where do kids come from. Hahaha, you have been brainwashed to think about "birth". Everyone knows kids come from orphanages and factories. Did I change your mind or has the truth not reached your ears yet? women are a lie (any females are welcome to prove their existence in my DMs)