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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Weird fact: Easter Bunny

    Easter Bunny weird fact
    Weird fact: the Easter Bunny was the source of a significant amount of theological debate during the 1200's, as Catholic philosophers debated why God would create a creature in a constant state of labor (and thus suffering). The Catholic Church ultimately resolved this question by declaring that the Easter Bunny orgasmed every time it laid it an egg (which it was doing constantly). This is now codified in Canon Law (the legal code of the Catholic Church and much of Europe in the pre-modern era) and saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church.

    I love women

      Big mommy milkers
      Okay, I have a confession to make. I love women. I really love big breasted women. I've had a dream for a truly long time to suckle on a well matured woman's beautiful nipples and taste her supple milk. I want to lick and suck her massive areolas as she holds me close and calls me her little good boy. I want to sip from her natural love mounds until my mouth is full and it begins to spill from the sides of my lips. I want to hear her sing me to sleep as I drink from her holy grail of maternal affection. Basically what I'm trying to say is, I need a mommy to share her mommy milkers.

      I want to ride Ouro Kronii’s massive clock.

        Ouro Kronii copypasta
        I want to ride Ouro Kronii's massive clock.
        
        I like Ouro Kronii's design a lot. Her penetrating spears, her binding chains... But my favorite part is definitely her clock. I like it a lot. Last night I even had a dream about it. In it I was jumping up and down on her clock, overcome with pleasure. I could feel its rotation with every inch of my body. This went on for a few hours, but it was so good that I barely noticed the passage of time (probably because she was controlling it).
        
        After I finally succumbed to fatigue, my muscles still twitching from the intense session, Kronii said "You have pleased me well, you may continue, but first I have to do something special." She was gone for a brief moment, and then entered the room again, her clock even more massive than before. "This will surely make you beg your mistress for mercy!" She proudly exclaimed as I prostrated myself before her, still recovering from the first ordeal. Before I was able to get up she approached me from behind and started the clock. It was instantly apparent to me that the clock's visual appearance is merely a facade, as even its shortest arrow was longer then my entire body. At this point half of my body immediately attempted to escape, but the other half held me back, desiring to see what this massive clock and it's long, girthy arrows could do. But my willingness wouldn't have mattered anyway as the middle arrow made its presence known, sending convulsions throughout my entire being, both physical and spiritual. It felt as if I'd experienced an entire century of pure joy and satisfaction. I say 'felt' because I'm certain that Kronii once again manipulated the flow of time to prolong my ecstasy.
        
        I can't pinpoint the exact moment when it ended, because I only came to my senses after she started playfully poking me in my lower back. "Care to comment on the experience?" I heard, after a sound of her sipping on fine wine. I jumped up, completely instinctively, and started praising her and her enormous clock that my body is practically begging for. I explained how I can no longer imagine my life without her showing me the beauty of existence through the medium of her gigantic clock. As I continued mumbling adjectives, making the clock appear bigger with each one, she laughed and said "Very well, I shall present you my biggest arrow!" 
        
        Unfortunately the dream abruptly ended at that point. I'm currently looking into lucid dreams to make her clock as huge as possible and to make me last longer. I hope that tonight I'll be able to do just that. 
        
        Oh and I guess it would be nice if she had a dick to peg me too.

        I WANNA FUCK BAE SO BAD

          Hololive ogey the rrat mating press
          I WANNA FUCK BAE SO BAD.I WANNA SUCK ON HER LIPS LIKE CUP NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HER PHAT ASS. I WANNA QUIT MY JOB AND FUCK EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK BAE S000000000 BAD. PLEASE GOD. FUCK. I WANNA BLAST ENDLESS BURSTS INTO HER LITTLE RRAT WOMB, AND GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ucK. I WANNA BOOM BOOM FUCK FUCK HER RRAT BUTT. I WANNA TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY. OH MY GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD. PLEASE. I WANNA FUCK BAE. I WANNA FUCK BAE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AND I WILL NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER RRAT PUSSY. PLEASE PLEASE. OH MY GOD. I'M SO HORNY BUT WHEN I SEE BAE CAN'T STAND IT. I WANNA FUCK
          
          BAE. I WON'T CUM TO ANYTHING BUT BAE HELP ME. FUCK. BAE.
          
          I'M SO HORNY FOR RRAT AAAAAAAASS. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. OH MY FLICKING GOD IMAGINE BEING ROBERU AND FEELING HER PHAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR PELVIS. I WOULD BE STRINGING CUM. SHOOTING FAT LOADS EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME
          
          BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOM. I WANNA OGEY THE RRAT. I WANNA OGEY THE RRAT.

          I want to breed with Sparky

            Breed with Clash Royale Sparky copypasta
            I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I’ve never wanted to breed with anything more than I want to with Sparky. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful coils. The child-bearing chassis of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect zappies. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Sparky pregnant. A N Y THIN G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Supercell create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

            Venti my dear girl, i love you so much.

              Please God, I want to impregnate Venti so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.
              
              Venti is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary gym clothes. I yearn for her in a way both Primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than than the gods sacking khaenri'ah just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
              
              I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging e******n. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
              
              She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
              
              I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
              
              God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
              
              My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
              
              I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged p***s if it would bring a smile to Venti’s shining face. I wouldn't even let myself Cum until she gave me permission.
              
              I love you, Venti. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Venti. I'm waiting for you.
              
              I’ll always be waiting for you.