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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Waterbussy😫

    Katara waterbussy got me acting unwise
    Can you imagine the crazy ass abilities Katara had as a water bender? I'm not talking about fighting, I'm talking about sex.

Think about it, instant enema for her. She would be down for anal almost anytime of the day. Oh man, and the saliva play. I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like this, but can you imagine being lathered in her spit? She'll tongue box the inside of your mouth and work her magical sex organ down your chest and on to your dick. The saliva in her mouth would give your a whirlpool like blowjob if she really wanted to. It would be like having a rotating fleshlight with a tongue to make sure your dick is the cleanest it'll ever be.

On top of all that, when the full moon comes out, you best be ready for a mind numbing orgasm as she plays with the blood inside you're erected phallus, and contorts your dick in pleasurable ways that's physically and legally not possible. Katara could cumbend your spunk and give herself a full body bathe in it. The reason Aang looked so young during the avatar state was because he died in his mid-40's, blasting rope one last time in a seizure like orgasm on a full moon.

    Minimum wage bussy

      Bussy is a slang term for the male anus
      is it me or does minimum wage bussy hit different? the stress of having student loans makes them so tight. i'm bored of my whole foods, globe trotting boyfriend. all that easy living has him way too relaxed if you know what i mean? i'll drive an hour just to see the bossy starbucks barista power bottom just so I can hit it in his honda civic. they're the best mistresses, simple creatures. they're happy with just going to chili's and coldstone too. unlike my current LeLabo scented bottom with his stress-free, lasered bootyhole asking me to take him to michelin star restaurants so i can MAYBE get romantic, vanilla butt sex and then gets mad at me for getting the squirties on our egyptian cotton Frette sheets man who cares? i'm just trying to fuhq

      My husband said I have “boy pussy.”

        Bussy copypasta
        I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since.

For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud.

I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.

        I cum in approximately 1.204 seconds on average

          Average cum copypasta
          I cum in approximately 1.204 seconds on average. I have gathered this data through a meta-analysis of two years worth of studies into my cumming abilities.

Yes, scientists can not explain why I only last 1.204 seconds (approximately)

No, my girlfriend doesn’t mind (I don’t have one irl but I have a waifu pillow on animal crossing whom I love dearly)

No, I will not teach you how to make yourself cum in one second as you probably do not possess the necessary intellectual prowess that is imperative to gain my superhuman abilities.

Thank you for reading.

          WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG TO CUM?!

            I HATE WHEN IM JERKING OFF AND I CANT CUM! IT TAKES SO FUCKING LONG TO CUM! IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF WE COULD CUM FAST! WE COULD JERK OFF TO ALOT OF PORN AND CUM ALOT!!!

            Wangy wangy Wangi wangi

              The infamous 'Wangy wangy' copypasta
              Based on the original Louise copypasta

              ‘Wangy wangy’ or ‘Wangi wangi’ means fragrant in Indonesian. It loosely means sniff sniff or when you say someone smells good.

              KEQINGG........... KEEEQIIING KEEQIING KEEEEEEEGIIIIIING AAAAAAAAA ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah baunya KEQING wangi aku mau nyiumin aroma wanginya KEQING AAAAAAAAH ~~ Rambutnya.... aaah rambutnya juga pengen aku elus-elus ~~~~~ AAAAAH KEQING MANIS BANGET YAAMPUN ❤ ❤ ❤ dia JUGA PAKE STOCKING IMUT BANGET AAAAAAAAH KEQING LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............ GUA BAKAL BAKAR DUIT 12 JUTA RUPIAH BUAT KEQING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH apa ? KEQING itu gak nyata ? Cuma karakter 2 dimensi katamu ? nggak, ngak ngak ngak ngak NGAAAAAAAAK GUA GAK PERCAYA ITU DIA NYATA NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK MIHOYO BANGSAAAAAT !! GUA GAK PEDULI SAMA KENYATAAN POKOKNYA GAK PEDULI. KEQING ngeliat gw ... KEQING di laptop ngeliatin gw KEQING ... kamu percaya sama aku ? aaaaaaaaaaah syukur KEQING gak malu merelakan aku aaaaaah ❤ ❤ ❤ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH GUA MASIH PUNYA KEQING, SENDIRI PUN NGGAK MASALAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KIRIMKANLAH CINTAKU PADA KEQING KIRIMKAN KE MIHOYO AAAAAAAAH
              Ganyu Ganyu Ganyu ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah baunya rambut Ganyu wangi aku mau nyiumin aroma wanginya Ganyu AAAAAAAAH ~ Rambutnya.... aaah rambutnya juga pengen aku elus-elus ~~~~ AAAAAH Ganyu keluar pertama kali di anime juga manis ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ banget AAAAAAAAH Ganyu AAAAA LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............Ganyu AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH ❤️ ❤️ ❤️apa ? Ganyu itu gak nyata ? Cuma HALU katamu ? nggak, ngak ngak ngak ngak NGAAAAAAAAK GUA GAK PERCAYA ITU DIA NYATA NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK PEDULI BANGSAAAAAT !! GUA GAK PEDULI SAMA KENYATAAN POKOKNYA GAK PEDULI. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ Ganyu gw ...Ganyu di laptop ngeliatin gw, Ganyu .. kamu percaya sama aku ? aaaaaaaaaaah syukur Ganyu aku gak mau merelakan Ganyu aaaaaah ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH GUA MASIH PUNYA Ganyu SENDIRI PUN NGGAK SAMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
              MEGAWATI MEGAWATI MEGAWATI ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah baunya rambut MEGAWATI wangi aku mau nyiumin aroma wanginya MEGAWATI AAAAAAAAH ~ Rambutnya.... aaah rambutnya juga pengen aku elus-elus ~~ AAAAAH MEGAWATI keluar pertama kali di anime juga manis ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ banget AAAAAAAAH MEGAWATI AAAAA LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............MEGAWATI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH ❤️ ❤️ ❤️apa ? MEGAWATI itu gak nyata ? Cuma HALU katamu ? nggak, ngak ngak ngak ngak NGAAAAAAAAK GUA GAK PERCAYA ITU DIA NYATA NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK PEDULI BANGSAAAAAT !! GUA GAK PEDULI SAMA KENYATAAN POKOKNYA GAK PEDULI. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ MEGAWATI gw ...MEGAWATI di laptop ngeliatin gw, MEGAWATI .. kamu percaya sama aku ? aaaaaaaaaaah syukur MEGAWATI aku gak mau merelakan MEGAWATI aaaaaah ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH GUA MASIH PUNYA MEGAWATI SENDIRI PUN NGGAK SAMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
              
KEQING........... KEQING KEQING KEQING AAAAAAAAA ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ WANGI WANGI WANGI WANGI HU HA HU HA HU HA, aaaah baunya KEQING wangi aku mau nyiumin aroma wanginya KEQING AAAAAAAAH ~~ Rambutnya.... aaah rambutnya juga pengen aku elus-elus ~~~~~ AAAAAH KEQING MANIS BANGET YAAMPUN ❤ ❤ ❤ dia JUGA PAKE STOCKING IMUT BANGET AAAAAAAAH KEQING LUCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............ GUA BAKAL BAKAR DUIT 12 JUTA RUPIAH BUAT KEQING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH apa ? KEQING itu gak nyata ? Cuma karakter 2 dimensi katamu ? nggak, ngak ngak ngak ngak NGAAAAAAAAK GUA GAK PERCAYA ITU DIA NYATA NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK MIHOYO BANGSAAAAAT !! GUA GAK PEDULI SAMA KENYATAAN POKOKNYA GAK PEDULI. KEQING ngeliat gw ... KEQING di laptop ngeliatin gw KEQING ... kamu percaya sama aku ? aaaaaaaaaaah syukur KEQING gak malu merelakan aku aaaaaah ❤ ❤ ❤ YEAAAAAAAAAAAH GUA MASIH PUNYA KEQING, SENDIRI PUN NGGAK MASALAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KIRIMKANLAH CINTAKU PADA KEQING AAAAAAAAH