>There's a school shooting.
>Put on all of my tactical gear. Rush to the scene
>Hear gunshots from inside the school.
Kids inside the school calling 911 for help
>Establish a perimeter. Parents begging us to storm the school and save their children
Tell them it is not a safe environment, police officers could get shot
>Kids keep calling 911 for help
>Parents get rowdy. Start screaming and trying to rush the school themselves
ITS LAW ENFORCEMENT TIME
>Start screaming at parents to back up
>This one guy tries rescue his kid, so I tased him
>Had to handcuff and taze a few parents for their own protection.
>Good thing I got all that tactical gear.
>Police Chief releases a statement that they are thankful that no officers sustained life threatening injuries.
If you're not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in
God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you
Can you, like, please stop normalizing Turkish people? For real. This is getting annoying. All of the turkish people that I've met are either nazified,. or either racist against anyone else than Turkish people. Can we stop Turkish people? They aren't normal. Like yeah there's this 50% that is normal and all good. But the other 50% of turks are dumb who dont use their brain. I like turkish people. But not the dumb ones (the 50%). The dumb turks are basically racist against themselves. Like they even try to r##e my roblox character. Last time I've met a turk in Roblox he was soo hot for my avatar. Like god you got a problem with my avatar? That dude literally downed me and started lying down on me, back and forth, and then said what a great material I am for jacking off. And now to the point basically like every turk I've met was shitting about how greeks should be burned and some shit and when I said im polish they were like "owhhh jes cóóme her ę swethartr" or some "AĞAĞAĞAĞAĞAĞ" shit. Like dude when they get downed they go like "sorry queen sorry i am so sorry can you please let me go" and they for real think I'm going to let them go after they just tried to massacre the shit out of me with a heavy machine gun. No, you aren't going anywhere. You're going to feel a luger bullet going at a 350 m/s in the back of your head. And then after I execute them they go like "WAAH WAAAH QUEEN BUT WHYYY" and then come to massacre my friends with a 12 gauge automatic shotgun and repeat that again. I'm also going to add the fact that Turkish people (they're muslim) are extremely racist against ANY other religion. Like, if you tell them that you're christian, then fuck you, you're done for. Please think again if you want to be Turkish. I hate Turkish people. This post isnt meant to be racist. I just hate turkish people to the brim.
For real.
STOP.
NORMALIZING.
TURKISH.
PEOPLE.
In this post I will lay out why Fauna is factually and objectively the most fuckable HoloEN member from both Myth and Council.
1: Myth -
- Calli: She probably has an ice cold vaginer and also she makes bad music she would probably try to
rap at me instead of moaning
- Kiara: She probably has a penis burningly hot vaginer and is wants to fuck Calli also she is probably
sweaty and oily from working at a KFC all day
- Gura: She looks 3 years old and probably smells like a fish market
- Ame: A very worthy candidate, but she likes animals so much that she fucks a shark on a daily basis.
Very cringe
- Ina: is she even a girl i mean look at her che
2: Council -
- Kronii: She would probably just look in the mirror at herself fucking me and flex and talk about her abs the whole time, and also her girlfriend
- Mumei: Would probably kill me if i tried to interact sexually with her or her girlfriend or her
girlfriend's girlfriend who is just kronii's reflection
- Sana and Bae: Austrian
- IRyS: In love with an Austrian (unacceptable)
in conclusion, uuuuu
My boyfriend, of almost 18 months, and I have a pretty good relationship all things considered. I have a well-paying job and he currently is self employed and doesn't make much but we are hoping he will be making a lot soon. He moved in with me while starting his own business to cut costs. Before this I had maybe been to his place a handful of times, and it was always disgusting there, but he would blame it on his roommate and I would have no reason not to believe him.
However since he moved in with me he will walk around naked 95% of the time. This doesn't really bother me but at random points throughout the day, usually 3 or 4 times he will just stop whatever he's doing a jerk off on the spot. For example earlier today he jerked off on the coach and just came all over it and left it there. When I asked him to clean it up he was like "in a minute" in a tone like I was his mom.
He does this all the time. Cums and just leaves it. I found a pile of old cum in the spare bathroom last week I don't know why he's doing this I've asked him to stop but he doesn't seem to be stopping what can I do?
He is a submissive and breedable beta male who has been conditioned by the Spinjitzu believers to follow their beliefs without question and resist the reevaluation of values towards the based sigma gigachad that was brought by the Overlord. He tries to make their flame die out by enforcing Morbinine Warfare, but on his first experiment, he creates Morbius, the based alpha male who morbs Walter, thus showing that no matter how much Spinjitzu tries to pivot Ninjago towards a submissive and breedable slave morality, the truth of the sigma gigachad will always shine bright.
