Wanna hear something? Lopunny would be really good to fuck. Lopunny not only has the same build as a human but has the genetics of a bunny which make it impossible to reproduce with meaning you my friend, can go ham as long as it is fine with it. Not only that but it has many useful sexual moves like “Sweet Kiss” or “Charm” however it can also use recover to come back to bed in an instant. Lopunny may have the ability “Cute Charm” which would make fucking it even better. The downsides to this are that you cannot be too rough as Lopunny has sensitive ears and that it has powerful kicks, so watch out! Not only does Lopunny have these moves and genetics but can be mega-evolved. This will increase the defense making it last longer. It also has less sensitive ears which mean you can go a bit more rough! Bunnies in our world also fuck like crazy meaning Lopunny would be horny a lot of the time! Overall Lopunny is an amazing Pokèmon!
I never wanted to breed with anything more than I want to with a lopunny. That perfect, curvy body. Those round, fluffy breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect 6 IV offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get her pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Gamefreak create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
I did 15 minutes of butthole sunning yesterday and feel supercharged for my week. I didn’t even need coffee this morning, I woke up bright and early with the sunrise ready for my day. Don’t take my word for it, just try it yourself so you can receive and feel the benificial power of the sun through your anus.
Remember to start your week by charging you anus with the power of the sun. Your anus is considered the “Fourth Eye” and it’s directly connected to your “Third Eye” and pineal gland. Absorbing sunlight through your anus is a great way to recharge your whole system. For many people in the world their anus is the seat of their consciousness and their consciousness needs brightening, what better way to brighten your mood by getting light to the darkest area of your body; if more people received nourishing light particles through their anus I believe there would be far less assholes in the world. 😭
Seriously though, it’s important to love the skin you live in, love your body and love yourself wholeheartedly and unconditionally. Spend time in your natural state in nature feeling the sun on your skin.
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What are you laughing at? You know, Orbees, those little water beads that swell up when you get them wet. The torture involves putting a whole bunch of them into my bladder while they dry so they expand inside, growing too big to pass out. This leaves me with a permanent need to relieve myself and a requirement of frequent trips to the bathroom as I can only let out a small amount of urine at a time. That's my fetish and if you don't like it you can leave.
Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks, so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you'd declaw a cat and then push your member into it's
You can then let it subsist on your baby batter
The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it's beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.
Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and
a damp weight on your lower half.
The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.
The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.
You climax and give the marine creature's breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.
Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it's 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
Oh god I wish Polka would show up unannounced at my front porch in her clown car with inflatable condoms shaped like circus elephants. She would barge in through my front door but barley fit as her puffy clown dress leaves almost no room to spare. Polka would then pull me up to the bedroom, but I would be too embarrassed to look at her reaction as the room is entirely decorated in clown memorabilia. With a powerful shove, Polka would push me onto the bed sheets, releasing a honk sound from the bed's hidden integrated clown mechanism. I would then sit there and watch Polka painstakingly take of the layers of her clown outfit, as she struggles with the intricacy of the many floofs and puffs. When Polka finally strips to just her underwear, she would mount me and clap down with a powerful grip. Unable to break free of Polka's well trained circus hands, I would surrender my being to whatever she desires. As I'd be held down with a single hand, Polka slides her underwear to the side. Finally. Clussy.
