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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


Boysmell

    *sniff* *sniff*
    i-is that a BOY I smell?
    *sniff* *sniff*
    mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe....
    *sniff* *sniff*
    it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!
    if u are a boy and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute boy!!!! I love you!

    Shorter version

    sniff sniff i-is that a BOY I smell? sniff sniff mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe.... sniff sniff it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!

    Imagine how hot it would be to date a feminist

      Dating a feminist POV
      A scenario for you: You get home from your hard job. You are happy that you made some 💶 to support your girlfriend, but she is 😡 because you make more money than what a 💁‍♀️ would have made in that same position. After she angrily tells you that, you feel hungry and 🥱 but of course she didn’t cook dinner, as that would enforce gender roles. You now have to cook 🍱 for the both of you while she tells you about how all men are pigs and only care about 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨. You sit to eat dinner as she munches loudly and burps constantly. As you are eating and watching 📺, a case of male violence appears in the news. She takes it as an opportunity to educate you and 👊 you for what men do (🥵). After you wash the 🍽, you both head upstairs to 🛏. She has to be the dominant one in order to smash the patriarchy so she 🪢 you to the bed and has it her way. When she is done, you guys finally decide to call it a day. As you try to cuddle her she threatens to report you to the 👮‍♀️ for rape. You roll to your side and eventually 😴. The next morning you wake up with her elbow in your face ready for another day of your beautiful relationship 🥰.
      
      What i’m tryna say is, if there are any feminists here, please dm me 😩

      Femboyzinho

        oi...😳😳sou um femboyzinho rs😶😔😔queria uma otakinha baixinha pra...🐣é...😳😳 tirar minha v-virgindade😖😖 sim eu sou mto tímido👉🏻👈🏻e virgem🚫🐣se vc quiser eu posso g-gemer fininho no seu ouvido🥰😔se quiser pode me dar alguns tapas😖só s-se aproveite de m-mim na cama ok?😳

        Open English translated

        hi...😳😳I'm a little femboy lol😶😔😔I wanted a short otakinha to...🐣 yeah...😳😳 take my v-virginity😖😖 yes I'm very shy👉🏻👈🏻and a virgin🚫🐣 if you I can g-moan softly in your ear if you want  😔if you want you can slap me😖just s-enjoy m-me in bed ok?😳

        I’m in the CP world for 4 months. Help, please.

          Club Penguin copypasta
          It all started in the middle of november. Look, I'm a normal guy, and really trying to get off from this mess. I know is technically illegal and if the right person decide to sue me (or make me responsible) I'm fucked.
          
          The first time I received something related to CP was in 2010 or 2011. Some freak posted a video in Twitter, and I did what at the time I considered "the right thing": report the post and pretend I never saw it.
          
          Then 2017 came with all that mess involving Disney empolyees and shit, and I confess that made me curious. I mean, people losing jobs, you know: it had to be good. But life followed ok until the end of 2022. An old friend of mine, Carl (fake name, of course) sent me a link. Supposedly was a surface site, but with hosted on Deep Web or something like that. It wasn't the original stuff, but I have to say, the experience, oh man.
          
          I'm not lying when I say that I felt myself as a kid again, browsing through the forums.
          
          I became addicted to it. I would everyday turn my computer on and log into the site. I live with my parents, so of course I locked the room. Wouldn't be able to explain to them if I was caught accessing that kind of stuff.
          
          Then I fucked everything up for the first time. I shared with some other friend of mine, Dale. The problem is that motherfucker snitch told my boss about it, and of course, he fired me, but did agree to not say a word "l'Il give you another shot in life, but never step a foot in this company again".
          
          My life after that just got more and more screwed. I decided to post this here because I really need help. I can't stay away from that shit, even my freedom being at risk. I'm posting this from a Fake account, but accepting advice on my DM. I REALLY need to stop playing Club Penguin. Please, help.

          So I think I’m ” straight” but

            So I think I'm " straight" but I've been fucking around with my gay roommate like jerking off together ecc ( not the most straight thing I agree but whatever) but one night after playing truth or dare, I was horny and I dare him to suck me off and it was very good..
            
            So basically it just keep happening and like I don't know how to really feel cause I'm not attracted to him or guys at all but the pleasure is just insane that I can't stop going back to him and he seems fine with it so don't really know
            
            Anyone has any advice or something?

            Any mommy gf psych majors wanna use me? 🥺🥺🥺

              seriously, I’d be such a catch for a hot mommy gf psychology major!
              
              first of all, I’m smol and adorable :3 😍 like who WOULDN’T want me?? 💕 and we all know that girls who major in psych 🧠 are all mommy material 👩‍👧 so I could be like their pet golden retriever 🦮 and their mentally fucked up daughter!!!!!
              
              but here’s why I specifically 👩‍🦳 am a great candidate for being used 👀
              
              I have mommy AND daddy issues (and the mommy issues are worse, like wow, isn’t that so quirky and unique? 🤪) so I’m already kinda a unicorn 💅 and also I had selective mutism, social anxiety, a stutter, AND a lisp as a kid (four in one deal 😳 better than McDonald’s frrr 😤).
              
              but guess what!!! there’s even more! as if I wasn’t amazing enough 🥰 I was also mentally, physically, and sexually abused 😢 for six years from the ages of 8 through 14 😱 by my cousin 🤯 who called herself my mommy, girlfriend, owner, big sister and best friend 🤩 isn’t that unique!!?!!
              
              but I’m not lazy either 😤 I’ve since followed that up with self harm (both cutting AND hitting 😮‍💨), an eating disorder, hypersexuality, suicidal ideation 🔪, crippling flashbacks 💭, even bigger mommy issues, questioning my sexuality ❓ and feeling predatory if I find another girl attractive because I’m afraid firstly that I only like girls because I was abused by one and also secondly that I’m still defined by the baggage of my past 🙀
              
              I’ve also been sure ✅ to be wary of telling anyone I’m close to about my past trauma or my unhealthy behaviors 🚫 because I’m afraid of being a burden or scaring them away 👻 or making it impossible for them to leave me when they inevitably get bored of me because I’m fundamentally undeserving of love 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️
              
              I would be such a cool case study for a psychology major 📖 and I have a lot of issues for you to write your thesis about 📑 and since you’re the more desirable one in the relationship I’ll let you use me and a treat me like trash because it’ll be an improvement over how my cousin treated me 😍😍😍
              
              any hot mommy psychology majors who wanna use me, please hmu 📱