Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
I posted on here a couple days ago but I am still freaked out. I am able to suck my own cock and my mother was staying at my place as she has no power right now. I thought she was shopping so I decided to suck my cock. However, when I was finished I looked up at the door way and she was standing there and said oh wow and then walked away. She went into my guest room right after.
I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it through the whole fucking house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room and everyday I have to go in there and see her just fucking DEMOLISHING her pussy, juices flying everywhere! and then i say "hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast," BUT SHE JUST FUCKING IGNORES ME. I cant stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained at least 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "haha haha tobias got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobias" has become my nickname. I hate it!
There is this really hot femboy at my school, I first had a crush on him when I saw his cute face with really long blonde hair that was bending over in front of me, I realized he had Heterochromia (multi-color-eyes) which made me have more of crush on him. What triggered me to touch him is when he came to school with girly clothes like a pink sweater and tight jeans, I went up to him and started stroking his hair, he started purring which made me really horny. He then started screaming at me so I got mad and put up his ass on the chair and started fucking him. He got really scared and even asked me to stop, he screamed louder. Teachers tried to get me off but it was too late, my sticky warm fluid already entered his ass and he felt it, he felt really embarrassed so he started crying. After i finished breeding him, I apologized if I spanked him too hard when we fucked, He said it was alright and then we kissed.
Me sinto mal após gozar na minha tartaruga..
Por que diabos eu faria isso? Eu nunca deveria ter me masturbado na frente da minha tartaruga. Então, basicamente, eu estava assistindo pornô na minha TV de 55 polegadas e minha tartaruga estava ao meu lado no sofá. O pornô era muito antigo, era um DVD de 2002. Provavelmente foi o pornô mais gostoso que eu já assisti e honestamente eu provavelmente vou assistir pornô em dvd ao invés da internet. A única razão pela qual eu tinha minha tartaruga comigo era porque sempre que gozo, me sinto muito deprimido e solitário, então pensei que se minha tartaruga estivesse comigo eu não me sentiria sozinho. Bem, comecei a acariciar minha piroca, usei loção, tirei todas as minhas roupas, mas tive a tendência de esquecer os lenços. Percebi que esqueci de pegar os lenços, mas era tarde demais. Eu ia gozar. Eu não queria gozar em todos os lugares, então eu tinha que pensar rápido. Foi quando vi minha tartaruga que percebi o que tinha que fazer. Eu gozei pra caralho, como um filho da puta. Minha tartaruga foi pintada inteira com meu esperma, incluindo seu pequeno rosto e seu casco. Ele não disse uma palavra sobre isso, ele não se moveu, ele apenas ficou lá olhando para mim como se eu tivesse matado um monte de crianças. Eu nunca esqueceria o olhar que minha tartaruga me deu. Seu rosto decepcionante partiu meu coração. Vesti minha roupa, levei minha tartaruga para o banheiro e limpei-a. O que aconteceu, aconteceu. Mas minha tartaruga nunca esqueceria o que aconteceu. Minha tartaruga, Tommy, nunca me perdoaria. Hoje, passei por ele e sei que ele ainda se lembra do que fiz com ele 3 horas atrás. Meu único desejo é que um dia Tommy, a tartaruga, me perdoe por meus pecados horrÃveis.Open English translated
I feel bad after cum on my turtle..
Why the hell would I do that? I should never have masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn on my 55 inch TV and my turtle was next to me on the couch. The porn was very old, it was a 2002 DVD. It was probably the best porn I've ever watched and honestly I'll probably watch porn on dvd instead of the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I come, I feel very depressed and lonely, so I thought if my turtle was with me I wouldn't feel alone. Well, I started petting my dick, I used lotion, I took off all my clothes, but I tended to forget about the tissues. I realized I forgot to get the tissues, but it was too late. I would enjoy. I didn't want to come everywhere, so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle that I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted all over with my sperm, including its little face and its shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I'd killed a bunch of kids. I would never forget the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned it. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forget what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today I passed him and I know he still remembers what I did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish is that one day Tommy the Turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.
Como eu faço pra conectar o meu plug anal bluetooth com o twitter do Bolsonaro?
Basicamente, eu quero configurar o meu plug anal pra vibrar toda vez que o Bolsonaro twittar alguma coisa. Só o pensamento dele comendo o meu cuzinho já me dá uma ereção enorme, então eu quero sentir ele dentro de mim sempre que ele twittar algo.
Eu estou trabalhando remotamente por causa do coronga, então eu posso ficar o dia inteiro com ele enfiado lá. Se alguém souber como configurar, por favor me diga!Open English translated
How do I connect my bluetooth butt plug with Bolsonaro's twitter?
Basically, I want to configure my butt plug to vibrate every time Bolsonaro tweets something. Just the thought of him eating my ass gives me a massive hard-on, so I want to feel him inside me whenever he tweets something.
I'm working remotely because of the coronga, so I can spend all day with him cooped up in there. If anyone knows how to configure it, please let me know!
So I’ve been a huge fan of Travis Scott for quite some time now (since his collaboration with Fortnite) and I was hoping to listen to Sicko Mode while scrubbing myself down in the shower. But as I undressed to bathe the thought occurred to me that if I wanted to really internalize Mr. Scott’s songwriting, the obvious choice is to do this anally. So next thing I know I’ve got two AirPod Pros lodged in my butt, blasting Sicko Mode at full volume (almost accidentally played Mo Bamba lol :P ). But then I realized that maybe AirPods shouldn’t be used while in the shower. So, I’m wondering, does anyone know if I can do this? Will my AirPods be ok? I just popped them in my ears and they sound a little funny.
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