Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks. I don't know why, but when I watch videos of black men shaking their cheeks, my mouth starts to drool, and I dance with the black man as well. When I'm looking at the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate, and see a black man twerking on my couch, and that brings a smile to my face.notices dead chat
OwO what's this? 🥺
performs CPR UwU
ch-chat.... i r-resurrect you 🥺🥺🥺🥺
breathes into mouth of server
notices heartbeat
UwO what's this? you're finally back to life s-server!! 🥺🥺🥺
thank god 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i was so worried about you!! 😥🥺
what ever would i do without you, daddy discord server? 🥺🥺
now we can finally live happily ever after, just you and me, daddy discord server..... 🥺🥰
God I want to fuck a shark. I want to grab its nose and rotate it 90°. I want to grab its fin and be dragged around really fast. I want to give it so much of my cum that it bites me not out of malice or mistaking me for food, but out of sheer desperation to get it's wet sharkussy away from my penis.
Yesterday i was using my phone charging cable to sound myself. On the way in it was painful as it always is. I kept it inside for 15 mins. Moved a little and jerked.
But when i pulled it out, a stream on blood along with blood covered white charging cable came out. Swear, i was scared to death. As i feared if the blood clots in my urethra, how the fuck will i pee. But thanks to god, it didnt happen and i am peeing normal now. But this incidence has made me think twice before putting something like this in my peehole next time.
Ps: AN EXPERIENCE I WANTED TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE, PLS DONT USE CABLES AS SOUNDING DEVICE.
*sniff* *sniff*
i-is that a BOY I smell?
*sniff* *sniff*
mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe....
*sniff* *sniff*
it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!
if u are a boy and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute boy!!!! I love you!sniff sniff i-is that a BOY I smell? sniff sniff mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe.... sniff sniff it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!
A scenario for you: You get home from your hard job. You are happy that you made some 💶 to support your girlfriend, but she is 😡 because you make more money than what a 💁♀️ would have made in that same position. After she angrily tells you that, you feel hungry and 🥱 but of course she didn’t cook dinner, as that would enforce gender roles. You now have to cook 🍱 for the both of you while she tells you about how all men are pigs and only care about 👩❤️💋👨. You sit to eat dinner as she munches loudly and burps constantly. As you are eating and watching 📺, a case of male violence appears in the news. She takes it as an opportunity to educate you and 👊 you for what men do (🥵). After you wash the 🍽, you both head upstairs to 🛏. She has to be the dominant one in order to smash the patriarchy so she 🪢 you to the bed and has it her way. When she is done, you guys finally decide to call it a day. As you try to cuddle her she threatens to report you to the 👮♀️ for rape. You roll to your side and eventually 😴. The next morning you wake up with her elbow in your face ready for another day of your beautiful relationship 🥰.
What i’m tryna say is, if there are any feminists here, please dm me 😩