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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


MCU movies

    MCU movies in 2050 
    The Year is 2050. Go to movies, it's the weekly MCU movie. Disney logo on screen. It's phase 12 of the story. Movie starts, Tobey Maguire is in a wheelchair. A burglar comes into his house, steals his Funko Pops. Tobey says "it's peterin time" (this is a reference to the hit 2022 film morbius). Also says "that sounded better in my head." He puts on his mask, the crowd screams until my ears ring. He swings at the man as he's running away. A portal opens and captain Europe steps into the scene. Tobey accidentally swings into him He says "it's all good I have healthcare". Crowd cheers, captain Europe had his own TV show in 2048 and this is a reference to his prostate exam episode in season 6 where he makes the same joke. Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield come through the portal and point at each other, making the funny Spider-Man meme again. They all start jerking each other off as the camera zooms out, revealing the Death Star and the Star Wars theme briefly plays. Crowd cheers again before the screen cuts to black and Darth Vader's laugh plays. Post credit scene shows Thanos reappear, and he says, "I'm coming for you Redditors." Crowd cheers one last time, before news sources are saying this is one of the best movies of all time. Thank you Disney for saving the film industry.

    Luke, did ever tell you about Aayla Secura?

      Based on the original Ahsoka Tano copypasta
      Luke, did I ever tell you about Aayla Secura? She was a fellow Jedi Knight in the Clone Wars, same as your father. She was an inspirational leader to her troops, and a brave warrior. She was strong in the force, and wise about the world.

She also wore a crop-top and tight pants, teasing the cocks of every Jedi Knight. Occasionally she’d use the Force to flash her big blue tits at us, and everyone got a giant boner. She’d laugh as we awkwardly tried to hide our huge meaty schlongs in our robes.

The 327th looked up to her, and they won many battles together. They were some of the most famous clone in the galaxy, winning battle after battle, overcoming impossible odds, all as their general fought side-by-side with them.

After every successful campaign, she’d lie face-down ass-up on the bridge as each clone loaded their thick, slimy dicks into her cyan pussy. You see, Luke, she needed an entire Star Corps just to make her cum once. That’s 50,000 to 100,000 cocks in her, Luke, and not once did she invite me. Every time she contacted me, she was in bed, cuddling with two dozen clones. They’d kiss her and nuzzle her, and she could tell that I was getting increasingly aroused and angry. That bitch enjoyed torturing me. And she was a good friend.

      Aayla secura death

        Aayla Secura copypasta
        Okay this is kinda weird but I used to jack off to the scene where Aayla Secura gets killed. Basically when I was 13, I didn't have access to real porn, I had no internet or anything so I had to masturbate to either Viagra ads (with the women in the bikinis) or else my own drawn pictures of women in bikinis which were horrible. Also I used to kinda get a hardon when I watched people die in movies, when I was 7 or 8 I avoided war movies because they gave me a stiffy, I don't really know why. So hot chick + death = super hot, at least for me back then cause I was just starting to sexually awaken. So I fast-forwarded to her walking through the fungus trees and suddenly she gets shot and you can see her ass jiggling when she hit the ground and I would rub my penis with my hand playing that scene on repeat. Then I fucked up my DVD player by messing up A-B repeat then pulling the power which made it fuck up somehow, I don't remember I just remember panicking thinking I broke it. But anyway I used to get a huge hard-on watching her die over and over and watching her ass jiggle a bit when she hit the ground, the problem is that the camera then pans backward up toward the sky and a leaf covers her body pretty quickly so you don't get to see much, cause they keep shooting her after she dies and her ass keeps jiggling as they mutilate her corpse with their laser guns, but that stupid fucking leaf gets in the way. I remember getting so goddamn pissed at that leaf. I'd be about to cum and it'd get in the way and fucking ruin everything.

        Did Adam eat Eve’s Ass?

          Adam and Eve copypasta
          Did Adam eat Eve's ass? Think about it. From the moment they were created to just before Eve ate the Forbidden Fruit, they were exploring the Garden of Eve, as well as trying to understand each other. Was the time in-between a matter of days, or weeks? We do not know because we were not there. Despite Genesis being the official story, this Old Testament book was created for human understanding, thus we don't actually know. Therefore, Adam had plenty of time to experiment, despite not knowing what he was doing. One afternoon, Adam could've placed his hands on Eve's ass and decided, "Hm, this feels nice, I wonder what it tastes like?" Please keep in mind that the good Lord said they could eat ANYTHING in the Garden, except the Apple of Eden. With this fact in consideration, Adam could have proceeded to eat Eve's ass without repercussions, with God looking on thinking: "Well, they aren't eating the Apple, so..." Lucky bastard...

          Send this love letter to your crush

            I need to hear your screams. I have to see your face as you bawl your eyes out all the while I keep getting rougher and rougher. I want to absolutely break you. I want you on a leash, on all fours, wailing as I fuck you so hard that you begin to think you might pass out. I want to see you feel relief and begin to calm down when you feel my cum flood your pussy, only for you to start crying again when you realise that not only am I still hard, but I'm actually getting harder each time I pump your pussy up with so much cum that it floods out as I fuck you.

            Andrew Tate gets fucked by a Bugatti

              Andrew had been wanting this for so long. Just one night where he wasn't absolutely covered head in toe in women who want to fuck him. No, finally he was alone.

With his bugatti in mind, Andrew Tate made his way to his garage. Everyone says that once you master being alone with yourself, you are emotionally available for others to come into your life, but that's not always true. Andrew has always been surrounded by women who want his shiny egg looking bald ass head but none of them could satisfy him as mush as his bugatti.

His phone buzzed in his pocket with more notifications from his social media that he ignored, throwing his phone against the wall and picking up his pace.

His garage doors opened automatically as it heard the mans footsteps. Andrew's pants grew tighter as he shifted uncomfortably.

The curves of his hot pink hello kitty bugatti shined beatifully.

Andrew whipped his cock out, full 6 inches in all. Slowly he walked around his bugatti, touching the exhaust pipe at the end.

"Baby you make me so hard. Feel it." Andrew said with a heavy breath, teasing his cock around the exhaust. The bugatti said nothing but Andrew knew its feelings.

"Okay, okay.. Time to get filled."

Andrew slammed his cock inside the pipe, soot and ash covering his cock. It was cold but he loved it.

Adjusting his hips, he pounded into his bugatti. He moaned loudly into his garage, taking his shirt off and gripping onto the paint job.

"Oh my god..Ah!..b-bugatti feels so good." Andrew panted.

Suddenly, the bugatti moved forward, leaving Andrew's cock behind. In one swift movement, the bugatti whipped around Andrew and stuck a pipe into his ass.

Andrew's back arched and he cried out. His hands gripped the foor as the bugatti pounded him doggy style on the garage floor.

"Ah! B-bugatti-kun what are you doing?! I've never had anything in my ass..but it feels so good!" Andrew foamed at the mouth as he felt heat rise up.

"I'm gonna cum!" He cried out, sweat dripping down his face and his rock hard soot covered cock lazily swinging between his legs.

Andrew came with a loud aheagao face and toppled over himself. Cum splattered everywhere.

The bugatti came a few seconds after, a low hum of the engine and oil spilling into Andrew's asshole and spilling onto the floor.

Andrew sighed, not looking forward to taking a morning after pill.