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Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


How goth couples have sex

    The female goth inserts her proboscis into the male goth's testes and withdraws the sperm before reinserting it in the male's to fertilize the eggs she shoved up there. Their young will feed upon his flesh.

    I jerked off to maths..

      Yo! Idk why but I am not guilty at all. So here's the full story, I was horny as fuck and I didn't want to think about porn or women or even human so I opened my maths text book and started to solve equations with one hand and masturbated with another. Guess what, I nutted without feeling horny, without porn or girl or even a human ,dog etc. That's it, tell your opinions if it was right or wrong.

      Jesse pinkman turns into a femboy

        Walter: Jesse, what the hell is going on with you?

Jesse: (voice cracking) I, uh, I don't know bitch what you mean, Mr. White.

Walter: You've been acting strange lately. Your clothes, your hair, your mannerisms. It's like you're a different person.

Jesse: (voice trembling) I'm just trying to be who I really am bitch.

Walter: And who is that, Jesse? A femboy?

Jesse: (voice softening) Yes, Mr. White. I've always felt like I was meant to be a girl.

Walter: (sighs) Jesse, this is not who you are. You're a man, a drug dealer, and my partner.

Jesse: (voice quivering) But Mr. White, I can't keep pretending to be someone I'm not. I need to be true to myself.

Walter: (voice raising) Jesse, this is not about being true to yourself. This is about you letting your emotions and insecurities take over. You need to snap out of it and focus on what's important.

Jesse: (voice pleading) Mr. White, please, I just want to be happy.

Walter: (voice cold) Jesse, you're not happy. You're a mess. And if you don't snap out of it, I'll have no choice but to end this once and for all.

Jesse: (voice sobbing) Mr. White, please don't do this.

Walter: (voice calm) Jesse, it's for your own good. (points gun at Jesse)

Jesse: (voice terrified) Mr. White, please, no!

(Walter pulls the trigger, killing Jesse)

Walter: (voice regretful) I'm sorry, Jesse. But this was the only way. (walks away)

        Nicole Gumball is fine as hell.

          Nicole Waterson got the dump truck fr I don't blame Gumball I would've went in Mrs. Waterson raw and let my kids invade that 2D anthropomorphic cartoon pussy yessir. Would've had that bih screaming my name and make her ass clap back and jiggle hard like the recoil on a desert eagle. The sounds of the ass clapping would be like pancakes being flipped constantly, me slipping and sliding in her raw at the beginning would have the slight cartoonish rubber stretching sound effect and towards the middle and end of the smashing it would sound like the mac and cheese being mixed together lord yes that bootyful cat would have me on child support but idc it would be worth it, shii might end up giving her a kid and call the series the amazing world of niggaball, series about a black cat growing up with a thicc ahh single mom who makes onlyfans to sustain her finances from her estranged husband and kids from her first family.Boy I would have the cheeks clapping so hard and I would be pumping the pussy so hard she start purring for me yessir. Need me a loyal one like Mrs Waterson ong, I would not pull out a day in my life if I smashed her

          Sandy is my queen

            Sandy is my queen. Her tight squirrel body is so sexy I can't even think of it without coming. I haven't lost my virginity in 24 years of life because I can only lose it to her. One day I'm going to meet her and she'll become my owner. She'll keep me in a cage and let me out only to have sex. I can't even imagine. She would take me out of my cage and tie me to a table. She'd talk dirty to me in her sexy goofy voice. I'd have already come at that point and she would shit in my mouth as a punishment. "Do you like it, loser?", she'd taunt me as I almost choke in her godly brownies. After emptying her bowel into my throat she'd cut off my limbs and put them into a blender and make a smoothie. She'd force me to drink my mortal flesh while stroking my firetruck-red cock. I'd come with such force that my cum would turn into plasma. She'd bite my balls with her sexy squirrel teeth as a punisment for coming too quickly. Then she'd bandage my bloody stumps and put me in a baby cradle, treating me like her own squirrel baby. "Aww, you're so cute. Want some mommy milk, my love?" She'd make her breast milk my only source of food. I would not be able to resist anything she'd do to me because I'm limbless. I would become her live sex toy. After a day of loving she'd put me in the cradle, kiss me on the forehead, and say "Goodnight, sweetie." I'd sleep well, knowing that tomorrow I would get to serve her again, be her slave, be her pet.
I love you Sandy.

            I am living in your walls.

              I am living in your walls.

You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:

FAQ:

Why are you living in my walls?

I'm not going to tell you.

Are you only in my walls?

You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.

How are you surviving in my walls?

In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

What are you planning to do in my walls?

Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you living in my walls?

Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

When are you going to stop living in my walls?

You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?

The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of you living in my walls?

Be aware.

What if I am ok with you living in my walls?

I will make sure you’re not.

Are you imaginary?

I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.

Summary:

I am living in your walls.