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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


femboy…. AND thigh-highs?

    "femboy.... AND thigh-highs? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me femboy... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~ "

    Based on the original “A girl…. AND a gamer?” copypasta


    Okay so this is how I plan to stop Hitler

      Okay so this is how I plan to stop Hitler

I will travel back in time and seduce Hitler as a femboy, after he's had enough I will go down on him and suck his cock and balls, then i will let him fuck my ass, we will fuck for hours while moaning together, unleashing our seed in eachother's buttholes and when the time comes, he will get tired and I will wait for the perfect opportunity, then BAM! I will cut off his cock and balls, he will cry and say MEIN SCHWANZ! While having blood and cum spurt out of his cock, after that he will die of balls and cock blood loss, and Nazi Germany will be over.

      God imagine the smell of Serana’s

        Serana is an ancient pure-blood vampire and an NPC that can be recruited as a follower in Skyrim.
        God imagine the smell of Serana's asshole just imagine it. 2,000 years of accumulated farts and shit all compressed, fermented and saved up for that very moment. It would be like the Mona Lisa of smells. The absolutely putrid gas and liquid coming out on her first fart after 2,000 years most be absolutely succulent. All of that mocus like liquid all stuck up on my nose. God I'm cumming rn just thinking about it. And just imagine the smell of her hairy musty and fungus filled armpits and her rotting feet. She giving me an armpitjob and my dick looking like an orcish dagger after. God I'm cumming again.

        Midna

          Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.

          I Used To Have This Webkinz

            Webkinz are stuffed animals that have a playable online counterpart, "Webkinz World"
            Original pasta
            i used to have this webkinz that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

            Examination of my femboys ass with a flashlight

              Examiner notes: It is 10:09 AM EST and pre-examination procedures are being conducted. The specimen has rinsed its rectum with a sanitizing agent in preparation for the procedure. Upon insertion of the distal phalange with sterile medical examination gloves, the specimen’s mucosa were substantially hemorrhaged from prior penetration by the examiner. Upon insertion of the middle phalange, it was noted that the specimen’s transitional zone was inflamed. Redness and swelling were observed. During insertion of the proximal phalange, the specimen performed thrusting motions and verbally communicated indications of pleasure. The specimen’s sphincter muscles were tender. Upon contact between the examiner’s distal phalange and the specimen’s prostate gland, the specimen began to experience convulsions. Upon penile penetration, the examiner noted immense friction and premature ejaculation into the specimen’s rectum.

Findings: Despite subsequent minor injuries from prior penetration by the examiner, both the examiner and the specimen indicated pleasure. It is noted that the specimen does not require resting intervals between penile penetrative activity.