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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


I use my cock for home defense.

    I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.

    The original ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta


    Kronii diaper

      I want kronii to be real so badly, because she would be able to help with my fetish play with her time powers. Recently, I've been digging in the dumpsters near daycares to find used diapers that I cant fit into, and microwaving them to get them warm again, so that they're more comfortable to wear and personally, I think they taste better warm, but with Kronii's time powers, she'll be able to just reverse the time of the diaper, so that it's still it's original warmth, instead of the artificial microwave warmth. Then, Kronii and I could both wear and eat the diapers together while playing minecraft for long hours, and Kronii would look so cute when she gets disgusted that I've already finished eating mine and started eating the one she's currently wearing and using

      Futanari is very versatile

        Futanari is very versatile. You can have girls with dicks, and then girls with their dicks risen and became even more sexier, or girls with dicks that blushes seeing their cock fully aroused by someone and goes “Don…Don’t look”-That’s just way too cute!
        
        Also, futanari with others! I like to see how others embrace and making love in consideration of their partner, and depending on the situation it can be totally sweet or hilarious when one side is overwhelmed in pleasure. It’s very amazing how Futanari can fit into all these abstract needs. Being able to pick and choose from tags is really great too!
        
        It’s wonderful! You got sex between futanari, a girl with her futa partner, guy enjoying their partner’s dick in love, everything! It’s like you are enjoying all these scenarios like buffet. I really wish to see Marine dominated by Rushia’s dick despite her advantage, or for Luna to enjoy Subaru’s dick for days on end, and we should sell tickets for the right to get pegged at HoloExpo.
        
        Don’t. You. Think. We. Should. Let. Everyone. Try. Futanari. Tag?

        Based on the ‘Fubuki glasses‘ copypasta

        I want to see Fauna collab with Vox Akuma

          I want to see Fauna collab with Vox Akuma just for this one reason. To see the rabid fucks mald all over the prechat, angry seething as the live audience reaches 50K, 100K and beyond, and then the stream starts and it’s just Fauna sitting beside Vox and endlessly berate him with him just taking it like a child done something wrong, as the audience fight with a few “Based” flying through, until Vox break down and face first lands on the table, then the screen will darken with Vox’s talk become begging and crying for Fauna do not cum inside him and destroy his precious body but Fauna will ignore that and thrust her cock in making all of Vox’s complaint mixed with moans from his boy bussy getting destroyed by Fauna’s cock and eventually her endless cum with Vox begging and crying for mercy in his British accent now completely broken down and crying as chat of over half a million witness their lord filled and begging for more of Fauna’s dick, she will oblige and fill his mouth with her seeds once again and then window break as Fauna throws Vox out of the window with Vox’s audiable cry.
          
          From that day onward Vox Akuma will become the most devoted Sapling and devote all his earnings to mommy Fauna, who in turn will send him pictures of her dick. He’ll became the cum bucket for Mother Fauna and live his twitter life begging for Faumommy cock, forever.

          I sit on the shower floor and pretend I’m Rushia

            Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor (I have a pretty big shower) and pretend I'm Rushia who has been raped (I'm a guy IRL). I sit and hold my head in my hands, rocking it back and forth and sobbing quietly, then I quickly splash some water over my face and wipe the imaginary mascara off my eyes until it runs down my cheeks. At this point, I'm usually fairly distraught. Next, I open my mouth and wash the imaginary semen out. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put my fingers down my throat to make sure it's all gone. The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire ordeal. I stand up, put my ass under the shower flow, then lean forward and begin to wash the rapist's imaginary cum out of my asshole and "vagina" ( just pretend). I do this for quite a while, to make sure it's all gone. Then I collapse on the floor again and just break down hysterically. No girl should ever go through what I just did, all men are animals.
            Original 4chan post
            Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor (I have a pretty big shower) and pretend I'm Rushia who has been raped (I'm a guy IRL).
            
            I sit and hold my head in my hands, rocking it back and forth and sobbing quietly, then I quickly splash some water over my face and wipe the imaginary mascara off my eyes until it runs down my cheeks. At this point, I'm usually fairly distraught.
            
            Next, I open my mouth and wash the imaginary semen out. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put my fingers down my throat to make sure it's all gone.
            
            The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire ordeal. I stand up, put my ass under the shower flow, then lean forward and begin to wash the rapist's imaginary cum out of my asshole and "vagina" (I just pretend). I do this for quite a while, to make sure it's all gone.
            
            Then I collapse on the floor again and just break down hysterically. No girl should ever go through what I just did, all men are animals.

            ChatGPT explaining J.F. Kennedys assassination in among us terms and nervous voice

              U-Um, if it's okay with you, I can try to explain the assassination of John F. Kennedy in Among Us terms. 💫🚀
              
              Among Us is a game where players take on the roles of crew members on a spaceship. It's really exciting! 🛸👨‍🚀👩‍🚀 But, um, there are impostors among the crew who try to sabotage the spaceship and, um, kill the crew members. 😱🕵️‍♂️🔪
              
              So, um, John F. Kennedy was the captain of the spaceship and was playing as a crew member when the impostor, Lee Harvey Oswald, um, infiltrated the spaceship and, um, carried out the assassination. It was a really sad moment for everyone. 😔👨‍✈️👀
              
              I hope that, um, helps you! If you have any other questions, please let me know. Thank you! 😊👋