Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
"woody" gets jealous when Andy stops playing with him for a new toy called "Buzz", Eventually, Woody learns to accept Buzz and finds Andy has more fun when both woody and Buzz are played with at the same time. It's literally about a dude's misses buying a fuckstick and him getting jealous.
(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
Hey fella's, I'm sure you're aware of the debate between Vaporeon and Umbreon and which is better for being compatible between humans but I've got news for you, There's a pokemon that's even better. as funny as this may sound it's ANOTHER Eeveelution, it's Sylveon to be precise. Sylveon weighs 51.8 Pounds or roughly 23.5 kilograms and is 3'03 tall, so they are most definitely the right size for a person. Even better is that those ribbon-like feelers it has are actually part of its skin! this means they would feel fantastic for cuddling, foreplay, and even handjobs! (RibbonJobs?) even better is that they also emit a soothing aura. it can even wrap them around your arms and read your feelings so it knows when you're in the mood! it also has access to moves like attract, charm, and of course, baby doll eyes! as well as draining kiss, and with those ribbons it has it could pin you down and be on top, if you're the submissive kind of person of course. Quite a large moveset for breeding eh? Now, admittedly they don't have the best HP. but let's be honest, does that even matter? You aren't going to be beating them up right? Here's something else that's interesting to consider. you can ONLY get a Sylveon by having an Eevee that's already got a high affection for you. This means it would be more reciprocative to you and your advances! So there's no need to worry about your sylveon not being into you, i believe this would make it the PERFECT mate! I believe I've made my case for why it's the best pokemon for humans.Vaporeon is NOT the most compatible pokemon for humans in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding. Sylveon is. They reside in the very same egg group as Vaporeon being from the same evolution basis of Eevee. Sylveon are on average 3"03' tall and 51.8 bls making Sylveon equal in height to Vaporeon albeit 12,1 pounds lighter meaning that in terms of fun in bed Sylveon's lesser weight would allow you as their breeder to more easily lift them and change position at a whim making them not only the perfect size to handle human cock but the perfect weight to play with in bed. On top of Sylveon's superior defense and special defense stat and their access to reflect which halves on coming attacks effectively doubling their defense means you can spank as hard as you wish and Sylveon will be able to take it all and then some. All of this is on top of Sylveon's most common ability being cute charm which has a 30% chance of infatuating anyone of the opposite gender who comes into contact with Sylveon. This means every time you spank, bite, kiss, thrust into Sylveon you will have a decent chance of becoming even more infatuated with them than you already are making them perfect for some rough sex. As well as being a fairy type pokemon there is no doubt in my mind that Sylveon pussy is just down right magical. Wetness be damned when Sylveon is packing a pussy that's unlike anything you'd have ever felt before. Sylveon like Vaporeon also has access to the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip on top of having cute charm as an ability means simply touching a Sylveon could easily get you in the mood and with soft and fluffy fur all over after you've finished the cuddle sessions would be immaculate and with no worry of a completely soaked bed to speak of. And with the ability to get wish, if taught to them before they evolve, can still give Sylveon the ability to recover from and any and all rough play you can have with it with, again, no risk of a completely soaked bed to think of. Sylveon is clearly without equal when it comes to sexual compatibility. Also fun fact if you Sylveon can also learn draining kiss so not only are their pussies magical their mouths are as well. Vaporeon may have been built for human cock but Sylveon were built to give the human cock a truly ascended experience. Greater defense stat + reflect + cute charm + draining kiss means you'll be experiencing the climax of a life time every time you have sex with one and it would still be able to give you more and more and more.
eu não sei se vocês sabem mas eu sou uma pessoa que come muito limão e abacaxi, e irmao, isso altera muito o gozo. eu sou basicamente o homem aranha, fiz uma teia de porra de um lado do banheiro ate o outro, nao limpei e agora to chamando de ponte de formiga açucarado
minha porra ta tão borrachuda que parece um pneu, como eu consegui fabricar algo tao incrível quanto a isso? agora vou esperar ate amanhã e criar mais uma ponte açucarada. e nem disse mas a sensação do jato saindo pela cabeça do pau é incrível, porque vai muito rapido e muito longe e da mo sensação boa, é tipo um mijo de prazer, saca?
edit: to a 2 semanas gozando no banheiro inteiro e ta quase impossível andar por aqui sem melar a cara de porraKKKKK, serio msm, mas como todavia no entanto tem seus problemas, tá começando a feder e nao acho muito bom trocar agua por limonada, to tendo problema sérios de saúde ja. meus amigos dizem que isso é nojento mas eu acho incrível o meu palácio, virou meu hobby ficar gozando o banheiro, todo dia no fap fap
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I don't know if you know, but I'm a person who eats a lot of lemons and pineapples, and brother, that changes my enjoyment a lot. I'm basically spiderman, I made a fucking web from one side of the bathroom to the other, I didn't clean it and now I'm calling it a sugar ant bridge
my shit is so rubbery it looks like a tire, how did I manage to manufacture something as amazing as this? now I'll wait until tomorrow and create another sugary bridge. and I didn't even say it but the feeling of the jet coming out of the head of the dick is incredible, because it goes very fast and very far and it gives me a good feeling, it's like a piss of pleasure, you know?
edit: I've been cumming in the entire bathroom for 2 weeks and it's almost impossible to walk around here without getting my fucking face KKKKK, seriously, but since it still has its problems, it's starting to stink and I don't think it's very good to change water for lemonade, I'm having serious health problems right now. my friends say it's disgusting but i think my palace is amazing, it's become my hobby to make fun of the bathroom, every day on fap fap
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Hey chicos, sabían que en terminos de reproducción entre hombres humanos y Pokémon hembras, Vaporeon es el Pokémon mas compatible para los Humanos?
No solo porque están en el Grupo Huevo Campo, que está principalmente conformado por Mamíferos, Vaporeon tiene en promedio una medida de 91.44 Cm. de altura y un peso de 28,98 Kg., esto significa que son suficientemente grandes para soportar penes humanos, y con sus impresionantes Estadisticas Base de PS y acceso a Armadura Ácida, puedes ser duro con ella. Debido a su biología mayoritariamente compuesta de agua, no hay dudas de que una Vaporeon excitada sería increiblemente húmeda, tan húmeda que podrías facilmente tener sexo con una por horas sin lastimarte o sentir dolor.
Ellas también pueden aprender los movimientos "Atracción", "Ojitos Tiernos", "Seducción", "Encanto" y "Latigo", además de no tener pelaje para esconder pezones, así que sería increiblemente facil conseguirte una con humor. Con sus habilidades "Absorbe Agua" e "Hidratación", pueden recuperarse facilmente de la fatiga con suficiente agua.
Ningún otro Pokémon llega a estar cerca de este nivel de compatibilidad. Además, como curiosidad, si te empeñas suficiente al acabar, puedes llegar a hacer a tu Vaporeon Blanca.
Vaporeon está literalmente hecha para el pene humano. Asombrosas Estadisticas de Defensa+Alta cantidad de PS+Armadura Ácida significa que puede recibir verga todo el dia, de todas las formas y tamaños, y aún así venir por mas.
This is the LockPickingLawyer, and what I have for you today is a lock that's very important to me. By the time this video reaches my channel, my special someone will be very cross with me. You see, my mommy dommy locked me in a chastity cage, and I'm going to be a very bad boy. After hours of relentless teasing, my mommy dommy left me at home to squirm. Thankfully, I've discovered a unique way to bypass this otherwise challenging lock. If I think hard enough about being allowed to go outside, the blood flow to my penis decreases and I become flaccid enough to insert this tool Bosnian Bill and I made. Like so, click out of one... two is binding, dropped into a false set. Click out of three, two is binding and- oh, there we have it, folks. My mommy dommy is going to be very upset with me. In any case, if you do have any questions about my submissive cuckoldry lifestyle, please put them below. If you like this video, and would like to see more like it, please subscribe, and as always, have a nice day.