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Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


Game Theory: How big is Freddy’s penis?

    Hey everyone, it's MatPat here with a brand new theory video.

Today we're going to be trying to discover the penis size of Freddy Fazbear.

Now, we don't have a lot to go on here. We know that Freddy is 6'11" tall, and we know that the average bear height is 1.8 – 2.4 meters.

However, we can make an educated guess based on the average bear dick size, which is 7.3 inches (18.6 cm) long.

Assuming that Freddy's penis is proportional to his height, we can estimate that his penis would be somewhere around 14.5 inches (36.8 cm) long.

Of course, this is just an estimate, and we may never know the true answer. But it's still fun to speculate!

But that's just a theory, a GAME theory

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    Ok so I’m not gay but I’m Swedish and have a fantasy

      You average Nazi Femboy enjoyer
      Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thicc German cock and then he goes all in. Fucking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.

Any other straight guys have similar fantasies?

      Steph: Alright, new bull trying to work out with me on thrusting

        Steph: "Alright, new bull trying to work out with me on thrusting, guess I'll set the difficulty to ultra noob first so I can slowly bring him up, I don't want a repeat of last time"

New Bull: *cums blood after 1 hour

Steph: (Ugh not again? And I was going real slow with this one, shouldn't have brought my hopes up)

        There never was a futa cock to suck

          There will come a day where you will finally bag one of the holomems in your bed. You will be excited as your dreams of having sex with your oshi have finally come true. Without hesitation you will pull her pants and panties down only to discover there never was a cock and its only a pussy. You realize all those years of talking in her chat and all those superchats you sent were for nothing. You remember the blood and sweat you spilled to get the money for your supas. You realize that all of it was for naught and all those years of ignoring your family and their attempts to help you have mentally broken you. You feel hopeless as you realize you ruined your life for nothing but empty promises. There never was a futa cock to suck. You worked hard and had to stop doing the things you enjoyed just to have the money for supas. You had wasted your life away and are now but an empty husk of the man you once were.

You wake up at 3:45am in cold sweat only to find yourself tied to the bed. Turns out your oshi has been railing you for the past 16hrs and with the overflow of cum and multiple orgasms you've had you passed out and had a fever dream. All is now right in the world.

          Penguin of Doom

            The pasta started on 4chan's anime board and has spread ever since then.
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            hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

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            hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles,

    ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

            vaginas are so cute omg(g>u<g)

              vaginas are so cute omg(g>u<g) whenever u insert ur finger, they start to hug you >o< or when they get licked and start crying tears of joy "OwO nya? :3" hehe ~ pussy-kun is happy to see mel!

              Original version ‘Dicks are so cute omg‘