Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Female Flame Atronach from Oblivion

Flame Atronach in the Oblivion Remastered

Its an infamous horny copypasta about sexing the Flame Atronach from Oblivion. It originally came from an anonymous comment on a NSFW artwork of the Flame Atronach on R34 site back in 2012. The comment got reposted everywhere and eventually became a meme within the Elder Scrolls community.

The released of Oblivion Remastered has reignited its popularity since its in-game model has only gotten hotter.

I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with-especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach. The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach's natural habitat.

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I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.

Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

Flame Atronach (Good ending)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flame Atronach is objectively the most huggable Daedroth? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of cake, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm Mortal and Flame Cloak, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario???

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them.

I was at my aunties funeral and I touched her boob by accident

I was at my aunties funeral and I touched her boob by accident but that shit still felt so squishy and soft and at that moment I was harder than a fucking rock. I told my parents that I wanted some alone time with her and say my final words when in reality i was feeling her up in her casket and my dick was just bursting with nut inside her tits felt so soft bruh

God my sister is SO LOUD (Girlcum Tobias)

AKA girlcum tobias its a copypasta that started as a post on r/teenagers in 2020.

my sister masturbates but its too loud

I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole fucking house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her just fucking DEMOLISHING her pussy, juices flying everywhere! and then i say, "hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast," BUT SHE JUST FUCKING IGNORES ME. I cant stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained atleast 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "haha haha tobias got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobias" has become my nickname. I hate it!

GOD WHY IS MY BROTHER SO FUCKING ANNOYING (Brother version)

GOD WHY IS MY BROTHER SO FUCKING ANNOYING

I swear all he does is complaining and complaining about me masturbating, it sounds like he’s eating Mac n cheese and you can hear it through the whole fucking house. My mom has been scolding him but my brother just keep going louder and louder. Worst part is his computer is in my room so everyday he has to go in my room and see me just fucking WASHING my property, juices flying everywhere! and then he say, “hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast,” BUT I JUST FUCKING IGNORE HIM. I can’t stand living here honestly. Yesterday when he went to go use his computer it was absolutely drenched in my juices, and I stained atlesst 6 of his shirts by now. And all his friends at school teases him, “haha haha tobias got his sister’s grool on his shirt,” “girlcum tobias” has become his nickname. I love it!

Furry cummies make excellent dairy products in Zootopia

Originally came from a comment by u/sephutis on a post in r/furrypasta, both source had since been deleted.

Furry cummies make excellent dairy products in Zootopia

The year is 2050, humans have nearly gone extinct due to environmental issues, but the rise of furries have populated the world, forming their own mega city called Zootopia.

Furries are tenderly and loving species, prefer to not harm nature. As such, they have banned all forms of animal farms. So you ask "How are they ment to survive then?", well there are artificially synthesized meat products, vegetation and...cummies, lots and lots of cummies.

In fact, furries can survive exclusively on cummies as they power their personal EM fields, sustaining the control over their plushie like bodies with no internal organs. Cummies can be extracted from the bottem or submissive class, where they have evolved to convert energies from their surroundings into excessive cummies for consumption.

Every day, these lovely subs and bottoms gets tied up and hooked to the factory milkers and produce vast amount of cummies following their moans of pleasure and ecstasy. They are paid handsomely of course, with your typical 9-5 hours, we gotta be ethical about this. The cummies of furries have a naturally pleasant sweet taste to it. You can just drink it as it is and it'd be a lovely snack, but there is more.

Furry cummies can be refined into various food products such as milk, cheese, yogurt and more. Most of Zootopia's shelfs are populated by refined cummies, and furries use them as the humans do. What a wonderful way to solve the problem of animal farming?

The refined cummies are at such a quality that they taste better than real milk. It is said they have become increasingly popular even in humans, promoting many post apocalyptic settlements to purchase them. Strange enough, the human consumers often develop an addiction to cummies, and would frequently request to be transfurred, as to join Zootopia and enjoy cummies every day.

So what are you waiting for? get your cummies today at 50% discount. Or phone us now to join the production Corp for a new and exciting job opportunity!

God fucking Damnit I wanna breed Mia and Tia so bad

God fucking Damnit I wanna breed Mia and Tia so bad I can't even function normally, there is nothing more I crave on God's green earth than to pump their tailpipes full of my hot, goopy semen. I will not die happy until I empty every last nut I have inside of these gorgeous girls. The cute voices, the curvaceous Bodies, the pop-up headlights, I have never been more erect in my life. My parents are trying to convince me to go to therapy because they're constantly walking in on me furiously beating my meat red raw to a scene of the hottest twins on Earth, I think they're considering taking away my DVD player to convince me to get a girlfriend or something, please help me. I don't know if I can live if I lose them, it would be the end of me