Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

God my sister is SO LOUD (Girlcum Tobias)

AKA girlcum tobias its a copypasta that started as a post on r/teenagers in 2020.

my sister masturbates but its too loud

I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole fucking house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her just fucking DEMOLISHING her pussy, juices flying everywhere! and then i say, "hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast," BUT SHE JUST FUCKING IGNORES ME. I cant stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained atleast 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "haha haha tobias got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobias" has become my nickname. I hate it!

GOD WHY IS MY BROTHER SO FUCKING ANNOYING (Brother version)

GOD WHY IS MY BROTHER SO FUCKING ANNOYING

I swear all he does is complaining and complaining about me masturbating, it sounds like he’s eating Mac n cheese and you can hear it through the whole fucking house. My mom has been scolding him but my brother just keep going louder and louder. Worst part is his computer is in my room so everyday he has to go in my room and see me just fucking WASHING my property, juices flying everywhere! and then he say, “hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast,” BUT I JUST FUCKING IGNORE HIM. I can’t stand living here honestly. Yesterday when he went to go use his computer it was absolutely drenched in my juices, and I stained atlesst 6 of his shirts by now. And all his friends at school teases him, “haha haha tobias got his sister’s grool on his shirt,” “girlcum tobias” has become his nickname. I love it!

Furry cummies make excellent dairy products in Zootopia

Originally came from a comment by u/sephutis on a post in r/furrypasta, both source had since been deleted.

Furry cummies make excellent dairy products in Zootopia

The year is 2050, humans have nearly gone extinct due to environmental issues, but the rise of furries have populated the world, forming their own mega city called Zootopia.

Furries are tenderly and loving species, prefer to not harm nature. As such, they have banned all forms of animal farms. So you ask "How are they ment to survive then?", well there are artificially synthesized meat products, vegetation and...cummies, lots and lots of cummies.

In fact, furries can survive exclusively on cummies as they power their personal EM fields, sustaining the control over their plushie like bodies with no internal organs. Cummies can be extracted from the bottem or submissive class, where they have evolved to convert energies from their surroundings into excessive cummies for consumption.

Every day, these lovely subs and bottoms gets tied up and hooked to the factory milkers and produce vast amount of cummies following their moans of pleasure and ecstasy. They are paid handsomely of course, with your typical 9-5 hours, we gotta be ethical about this. The cummies of furries have a naturally pleasant sweet taste to it. You can just drink it as it is and it'd be a lovely snack, but there is more.

Furry cummies can be refined into various food products such as milk, cheese, yogurt and more. Most of Zootopia's shelfs are populated by refined cummies, and furries use them as the humans do. What a wonderful way to solve the problem of animal farming?

The refined cummies are at such a quality that they taste better than real milk. It is said they have become increasingly popular even in humans, promoting many post apocalyptic settlements to purchase them. Strange enough, the human consumers often develop an addiction to cummies, and would frequently request to be transfurred, as to join Zootopia and enjoy cummies every day.

So what are you waiting for? get your cummies today at 50% discount. Or phone us now to join the production Corp for a new and exciting job opportunity!

God fucking Damnit I wanna breed Mia and Tia so bad

God fucking Damnit I wanna breed Mia and Tia so bad I can't even function normally, there is nothing more I crave on God's green earth than to pump their tailpipes full of my hot, goopy semen. I will not die happy until I empty every last nut I have inside of these gorgeous girls. The cute voices, the curvaceous Bodies, the pop-up headlights, I have never been more erect in my life. My parents are trying to convince me to go to therapy because they're constantly walking in on me furiously beating my meat red raw to a scene of the hottest twins on Earth, I think they're considering taking away my DVD player to convince me to get a girlfriend or something, please help me. I don't know if I can live if I lose them, it would be the end of me

does this happen to anybody else or just me

every time i play geometry dash, i get a boner. the feeling of finally beating a hard level after days of practice, it just makes me so hard. the harder the level, the harder i get. the other day i finally beat theory of everything 2 after months of trying, and when i finally finished the level, my penis felt like it was going to explode. i immediately jerked off and had the most intense orgasm ever. i ended up deleting the game in fear of what would happen if i ever beat an extreme demon. does this happen to anyone else? or am i just built different.

edit: someone suggested that i play easier levels instead. i re downloaded the game, but i gave into temptation and i beat bloodbath. my erection lasted 6 hours, and i had to go to the hospital and they drained the blood out of my penis. this game has ruined my life. what started as a fun little game has now left me with a penis that no longer functions.

I can’t play Terminids because they make me hungry.

Terminids from Helldivers 2 copypasta — source

I honestly have a hard time playing Terminids on Helldiver 2 because I get very distracted by the thought of eating one.

There are of course issues with some variety of Terminid. Anything with the word "bile" in it is likely inedible because it'd spoil instantly. So realistically, that leave you with Hive Guards, warriors and Scavengers.

The Southerner in me tells me you'd could just throw a scavenger whole on a boil and it'd turn out pretty good. I bet they'd turn red. With a bunch of spices, potatoes and the holy-trio you could make a absolutely mean pot. Same thing with a scavenger gumbo.

That or you could treat it like lobster. Same method, but as a solo dish with like a bread like scavenger-cakes. Plus, they wouldn't need butter because of the amount of oil so that'd very likely affect flavor.

The crunch if it's soft-shelled or if hardshell you'd have to eat it like a crab or shrimp. We know for a fact that they are closer anatomically to crustaceans, but they reproduce through spores. So, I'm willing to bet they'd have notes similar to mushrooms. I wonder if the spores are edible.

The thought just crossed my mind that their giant orange eggs are also likely tasty and maybe even some of their structures like the spore-emitters. The eggs are probably just giant caviar. As for the spore-towers, You can probably shave off some and use it like a seasoning. Though it could be wax like that of bees. Oh god, Bugs do have their own flowers that we see a bunch of. The sample flowers are exclusive to bugs so maybe they pollinate flowers for food. Terminid Honey? Then there's the exploding bug traps, maybe it could be like an herb. But, to get back to focus.

I'm salivating just thinking about it.

Bojack is so fucking hot. Specifically Horsin’ Around era Bojack.

I have a confession

I’ve thought about this for years and I’m finally taking a stand and admitting this to the world. Bojack is so fucking hot. Specifically Horsin’ Around era Bojack. I love his sexy mullet, and those wild locks that fall over his eyes. He’s so charismatic, the scene where he dips Cindy Crawfish and kisses her passionately always gives me butterflies. He is so gorgeous, my dream man. I’ve never had a crush on anyone like I have with Bojack. I know he’s a total piece of shit, but man, that shit is sculpted into a beautiful hunk of a horse. And I’m NOT a furry.