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I’ve been playing Inferno for 24 years, Dust2 for 23 years, and Mirage for 12

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    byu/Soft_Bed_412 from discussion
    inGlobalOffensive
    I've been playing Inferno for 24 years, Dust2 for 23 years, and Mirage for 12 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 00's). Whilst I think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. 
    I've been playing Inferno for 48 years, Dust2 for 46 years, and Mirage for 24 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 80's - that’s right, I’m a CS veteran, fucking deal with it 😎). Whilst I, a CS VETERAN btw, think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. 
    I've been playing Inferno for 96 years, Dust2 for 94 years, and Mirage for 48 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 40's - that’s right, I’m a WW2 veteran, fucking deal with it 😎). Whilst I, a WW2 VETERAN btw, think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. 
    I've been playing Inferno for 192 years, Dust2 for 188 years, and Mirage for 96 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 1800’s - that’s right, I’m a civil war veteran, fucking deal with it 😎). Whilst I, a CIVIL WAR VETERAN btw, think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. 
    I've been playing Inferno for 384 years, Dust2 for 376 years, and Mirage for 192 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 1600’s - that’s right, I’m a civil war veteran, fucking deal with it 😎). Whilst I, a 100 YEARS WAR VETERAN btw, think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. 
    Ἐγὼ μὲν ἐν τῷ Ἰνφέρνῳ παίζων εἰμὶ 2742 ἔτη, ἐν Δύστῳ δὲ 2701 ἔτη, ἐν Μιράγῃ δὲ 2112 ἔτη. (οὐ μὴ λογίσωμαι τὸν cpl_strike τρόπον, ὃν ἔπαιζον ἐν ταῖς ἡμέραις ταῖς περὶ τὴν τοῦ Χριστοῦ γένεσιν—ναί, ἐγώ εἰμι peloponnesian war veteran· φέρε νῦν, ὦ φίλε, καὶ δέχου 😎.)
    
    καίτοι, ἐγὼ ὢν PELOPONNESIAN WAR VETERAN ὡς εἴρηται, ἡγοῦμαι χρὴ τοὺς προγόνους τιμᾶν· ἀλλ’ ἀναγκαῖον ἐστὶν ἡμῖν εἰς τὸν ἀγῶνα τοῦ παιγνίου ποικιλίαν ταχύτερον παρέχειν, ὥστε οὐχ ἕν, ἀλλὰ δύο χάρτας ἑξαμηνιαίως κυκλοῦν δεῖν.

    People keep hating on “bo1”

      People keep hating on “bo1”
      byu/waterking99977 inGlobalOffensive
      People keep hating on "bo1"
      
      Ok, I might be a little new to the counter strike e sports community but I dont get the hate on bo1. First of all black ops 1 is one of the best games in the call of duty franchise. The multi-player and campaign were peak and zombies really set the tone for all games going forward. Second, I dont understand what bo1 has to do with vitality losing. I thought they were playing counter strike. I think we all need to be a little more kind to the original black ops game.

      You motherfuckers don’t even know what the real GRIND is

        You motherfuckers don’t even know what the real GRIND is, I have been grinding whole my life to get where I am today. I have been grinding when there was no online qualifiers every 2nd week, no Tier2 events to prove yourself anywhere, no faceit or whatsoever.

        Ji Tu – Art of Choke

          G2 team in CS2

          Similar to the Hu Xi copypasta, its a troll on G2 Esports by romanization of the player and team names into Chinese. Snax, NiKo, huNter, m0NESY, malbsMd and G2 has been changed into their respective Chinese equivalent.

          Counter Strike 2

          🈵JI TU🈵ART OF CHOKE🈵MAO NI ZHI🈵 EM MA DI 🈵 HAN TA 🈵 XI NAX 🈵 
          Ji Tu - Art of Choke
          
          Starring Snak Su, Ni Koh, Han Ta, Mo Neh Xi, and Mal Sem Di.

          Valorant

          🈵 JI TU 🈵 ART OF CHOKE 🈵 ZHOU NA PI 🈵 WA LIN 🈵 ZHAO GE MO 🈵 LI FU 🈵 TLENT 🈵 
          JI TU BigPhish ART OF CHOKE BigPhish FA LIN BigPhish TLENT BigPhish ZHAO GE MO BigPhish ZHOU NA PI BigPhish LI FU

          He operates in the half-space between causality and chaos. His velocity isn’t speed, it’s spatial entropy.

            It came from a Twitter post about Omar Marmoush who is a footballer for Manchester City.

            Omar Marmoush operates in the half-space between causality and chaos. His velocity isn't speed, it's spatial entropy. He doesn’t run behind the defence; he quantum-leaps into unoccupied xThreat zones, disrupting vertical compactness and destabilising low-block temporal integrity

            Counter-Strike 2

            tn1r operates in the half-space between causality and chaos. His flicks aren’t speed, it's spatial entropy. He doesn’t lurk behind the defence; he quantum-leaps into unoccupied xThreat zones, disrupting vertical compactness and destabilising CT side temporal integrity.