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Archive of all known CSGO copypasta about pro players to Valve’s meme response to Hiko’s missed shots to the 48 year old man from Somalia.

You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

    AZER from osu!

    It was originally for AZER (an OSU player) back in 2017 which then got adopted for Alex19 in CSGO and so on. Nowadays its often used for whichever player people are cheering on.

    AZER (osu!)

    AZER isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such aim ability and movement with a tablet? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Cookiezi breaks records. Rafis breaks records. Azer breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

    AZER copypasta translated in 727 different languages

    Are Commercial Azerbaijan? You have fun? At the end of the minute you can see a player? Alex will sell a game anywhere, and if you want to see talents and fans, they are divided into teams. By deleting the selected URL, complete the menu. Assarba does not comply with the rules. You can save your data. I want to be afraid.

    TenZ (Valorant)

    TenZ isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an aim and movement? Tyson puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. aspas breaks records. zekken breaks records. TenZ breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

    Alex19 (CSGO)

    Alex19 isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records. Armada breaks records. Alex19 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

    As someone who owns a butterfly gamma doppler, I am telling you, no one calls tradeup knives real.

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      byu/csmoney_official from discussion
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      As someone who owns a butterfly gamma doppler, I am telling you, no one calls tradeup knives real. They are not the same thing. A case knife is a CASE KNIFE and a member of the LEGIT knife family. Tainted crafted frankenblades are not real knives. It is okay to just admit you are coping, you know? For instance, check floatdb on my butterfly "Found in crate" as real as it gets buddy. Your knife? "Crafted" hahaha. Keep flexing your 5 melted down reds, we are not the same

      Just smashed my TV in rage. This team is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears

        The original came from a Tweet by a football fan and is done as a joke similar to ‘I just smashed my 4K TV‘ copypasta.

        CS2 (Knife price crash)

        Just smashed my 32-inch monitor in rage. Valve embarrassed me and ruined my financials in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. I’m about to do something crazy…

        Valorant (TenZ)

        Just smashed my 84-inch TV in rage. This team is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. Fire TenZ immediately or my kids will not get dinner tomorrow.

        Genshin

        Just smashed my 84 inch TV in rage. This game is embarrassing me in front of my family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as i pace around my room trembling. I cant take this anymore. I am no longer a genshin fan. GOODBYE.

        I believe Zonic deserves MVP more than Monesy.

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          I believe Zonic deserves MVP more than Monesy. He was extremely consistent with fist bumps and shouting: "Nice boys!" after each won round. Worked hard for each $ from his salary . Not his fault Niko can't kill players from behind .

          ZywOo is not the problem.

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            ZywOo is not the problem. 

people keep saying ZywOo is the problem but no one is talking about the real reason. the air quality in cologne and malta is literally unplayable. ZywOo is used to french countryside fresh air, then you drop him in malta hotel room with mold in the walls and dust in the vents, ofc he is only dropping 1.1 rating.

cologne was even worse, air quality was red all week, 40+ AQI when they faced MOUZ. ZywOo probably breathing toxic gas while torzsi and Spinx is used to factory smoke since birth. there is no way you can expect a pro to play 100% in those conditions.

eastern cs fans don’t understand this, they think zywoo forgot how to shoot, when in reality he was nerfed by poor environment. make senzu play in paris traffic pollution and see what happens.

            ZywOO skilled player but that is not normally,

              Zywoo kinda sus

              It came from a comment on HLTV about ZywOo winning the MVP awards circa 2019. The comment became a legendary copypasta and its usually use on any pro player with incredible stats. There are shorter variations of the pasta used on Twitch chat to circumvent the maximum character limit.

              ZywOO skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Zyw00 using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?