Archive of all known CSGO copypasta about pro players to Valve’s meme response to Hiko’s missed shots to the 48 year old man from Somalia.
I believe Zonic deserves MVP more than Monesy. He was extremely consistent with fist bumps and shouting: "Nice boys!" after each won round. Worked hard for each $ from his salary . Not his fault Niko can't kill players from behind . 
ZywOo is not the problem.
people keep saying ZywOo is the problem but no one is talking about the real reason. the air quality in cologne and malta is literally unplayable. ZywOo is used to french countryside fresh air, then you drop him in malta hotel room with mold in the walls and dust in the vents, ofc he is only dropping 1.1 rating.
cologne was even worse, air quality was red all week, 40+ AQI when they faced MOUZ. ZywOo probably breathing toxic gas while torzsi and Spinx is used to factory smoke since birth. there is no way you can expect a pro to play 100% in those conditions.
eastern cs fans don’t understand this, they think zywoo forgot how to shoot, when in reality he was nerfed by poor environment. make senzu play in paris traffic pollution and see what happens.
It came from a comment on HLTV about ZywOo winning the MVP awards circa 2019. The comment became a legendary copypasta and its usually use on any pro player with incredible stats. There are shorter variations of the pasta used on Twitch chat to circumvent the maximum character limit.
ZywOO skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Zyw00 using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?
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byu/Soft_Bed_412 from discussion
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I've been playing Inferno for 24 years, Dust2 for 23 years, and Mirage for 12 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 00's). Whilst I think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. I've been playing Inferno for 48 years, Dust2 for 46 years, and Mirage for 24 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 80's - that’s right, I’m a CS veteran, fucking deal with it 😎). Whilst I, a CS VETERAN btw, think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. I've been playing Inferno for 96 years, Dust2 for 94 years, and Mirage for 48 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 40's - that’s right, I’m a WW2 veteran, fucking deal with it 😎). Whilst I, a WW2 VETERAN btw, think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. I've been playing Inferno for 192 years, Dust2 for 188 years, and Mirage for 96 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 1800’s - that’s right, I’m a civil war veteran, fucking deal with it 😎). Whilst I, a CIVIL WAR VETERAN btw, think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. I've been playing Inferno for 384 years, Dust2 for 376 years, and Mirage for 192 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 1600’s - that’s right, I’m a civil war veteran, fucking deal with it 😎). Whilst I, a 100 YEARS WAR VETERAN btw, think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. Ἐγὼ μὲν ἐν τῷ Ἰνφέρνῳ παίζων εἰμὶ 2742 ἔτη, ἐν Δύστῳ δὲ 2701 ἔτη, ἐν Μιράγῃ δὲ 2112 ἔτη. (οὐ μὴ λογίσωμαι τὸν cpl_strike τρόπον, ὃν ἔπαιζον ἐν ταῖς ἡμέραις ταῖς περὶ τὴν τοῦ Χριστοῦ γένεσιν—ναί, ἐγώ εἰμι peloponnesian war veteran· φέρε νῦν, ὦ φίλε, καὶ δέχου 😎.)
καίτοι, ἐγὼ ὢν PELOPONNESIAN WAR VETERAN ὡς εἴρηται, ἡγοῦμαι χρὴ τοὺς προγόνους τιμᾶν· ἀλλ’ ἀναγκαῖον ἐστὶν ἡμῖν εἰς τὸν ἀγῶνα τοῦ παιγνίου ποικιλίαν ταχύτερον παρέχειν, ὥστε οὐχ ἕν, ἀλλὰ δύο χάρτας ἑξαμηνιαίως κυκλοῦν δεῖν.Vitality Will Lose and Here’s Why
byu/onefrwar94 inGlobalOffensive
Vitality Will Lose and Here’s Why
After I watched Apex’s vlog I knew Vitality was going to lose in the quarterfinals; because Zywoo didn’t attend the team dinner for XTQZZZ’s birthday.
Unless there was an emergency in Zywoo’s personal life, not participating in team activities is -EV and shouldn’t happenPeople keep hating on “bo1”
byu/waterking99977 inGlobalOffensive
People keep hating on "bo1"
Ok, I might be a little new to the counter strike e sports community but I dont get the hate on bo1. First of all black ops 1 is one of the best games in the call of duty franchise. The multi-player and campaign were peak and zombies really set the tone for all games going forward. Second, I dont understand what bo1 has to do with vitality losing. I thought they were playing counter strike. I think we all need to be a little more kind to the original black ops game.