Archive of all known CSGO copypasta about pro players to Valve’s meme response to Hiko’s missed shots to the 48 year old man from Somalia.
WHAT a performance from Karrigan, 30 camera glances, 12 pointing at his head after his teammates clutched a round, 5 stand ups out of his chair, 4 ear cuppings after winning against an eco, 2 staring contests with the camera and to top it all of 1 kill in the deciding map, truly GOAT status 
It’s an old CSGO meme from HLTV, there was a thread at one point where someone suggested that AZK join Titan because he was a really good player and because he speaks French. The first reply was “azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars”.
azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars
n4rrate he is the french player but the sentinels he is the north americans stars. 
Originated from a comment on HLTV after Falcons lose and quickly became a copypasta within the CS community. Its often used as a joke on hating a specific team.
Energising win for (any team playing against Falcons). You really hope to see (any team playing against Falcons) have strong showings, especially against opposition like this. Again, it was a good match, and I’ll definitely continue to support (any team playing against Falcons) in the future. Fantastic game guys, gg gl next. Energizing win for (any team playing against Astralis). You really hope to see (any team playing against Astralis) have strong showings, especially against opposition like this. Again, it was a good match, and I’ll definitely continue to support (any team playing against Astralis) in the future. Fantastic game guys, gg gl next.
Started off as a post on Niko’s low sensitivity playstyle on the HLTV forum, this has been a classic CSGO pasta since then.
All this kid does is just hold a gay ass off angle with his deag and one clicks people in the side of the head CT side. Fucking terrbile player tbh.....1.4 sensitivity 400dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC.
All the shitty baiters use a low sens to click people in the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body.
I bet this kid doesn't even play FFA DM's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen Niko popflash through a smoke, and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles. like wow dude, ur fucking nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 1.4 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles.
this is why forest and get right are sick players. they play on higher senitivities, and can do more than bait and off angle one click.
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Device is a professional CS2 player for Astralis and had many copypasta created about him during Astralis dominant CSGO era.
Device is proof to me that God doesn't exist. How can someone be so good with everything? IGLing, Pistols, fucking your favorite team, rifles, punching monitors, awping etc. Its just not fair, how can anyone believe in God when Device exists? To top if off he looks like Tom Cruise, is rich as fuck and could have been a badminton pro if he wanted. But he just had to go into cs2, dick on everyone and ruin everyones faith in God. Thank you device. Device is proof to me that God doesn't exist. How can someone be so good with everything? Pistols, fucking your favorite team, rifles, punching monitors, awping etc. Its just not fair, how can anyone believe in God when Device exists? To top if off he looks like Tom Cruise, is rich as fuck and could have been a badminton pro if he wanted. But he just had to go into csgo, dick on everyone and ruin everyones faith in God. Thank you device.apolgy for bad english
where were u wen astralis era return
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"astralis era return"
"no"
This CS2 Donk copypasta is based on the classic CSGO ‘Olof boring Guardian flick‘ pasta that started in HLTV.
is it me or is donk a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game “oh wow donk has 32 kills” but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single donk kill ?
but try m0nesy…u can see the flick i remember a m0nesy flick.