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I’M DELETING GNU+LINUX!😭👋🐧

    SUDO I'M DELETING GNU+LINUX!😭👋🐧

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🚫ERROR!🚫

💯True💯 open-source🔓📂 software is 💎irreplaceable. 💖I could never delete 🐐GNU+Linux!🐧💖

Send this to ten other 👪🚪stall-men🚪👪 who give you 💸🖥free software💸💻, or never get called a 🤖hacker🤖 again❌❌😬😬❌❌

If you get

0 Back: you use proprietary BSD 🚫🚫👿

3 back: you're an Ubuntu user☁️💦

5 back: you're a kernel developer😽👼🏿💦

10+ back: Stallman!😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

    Oi sou china🇧🇷🇨🇳🏳️‍🌈

      OI SOU CHINA PERDOE PORTUGUES VIM ESTUDAR NA PUC SP MODA BRASIL E MORO EM CASA DO MEU TIO VENDE IMPORTADOS SOU GAY E ISSO MUITO DIFICULDADE PARA MIM. SOU RELIGIOSO FAMILIA RELIGIOSA RESTRITA EU NUNCA ME COMPORTO GAY COM OUTRO HOMEM ANTES. MAS BRASIL POR 6 MESES E EU TENHO AMIGO E ELE GAY TAMBEM. ELE ME ENSINOU MODA BRASIL E ENTÃO BEIJAMOS. NOS SEXO JUNTOS. EU NUNCA CONTEI MINHA MAE SOU GAY PORQUE CHINA CONSERVADORA GAY VIOLENCIA RUA PORRADA BEIJING. ENQUANTO SEXO GAROTO BRASIL E MUITO BOM ME SINTO BEM MAS SINTO EXTREMAMENTE CULPADO CONSCIENCIA ENQUANTO ALCANCO CLIMAX ORGASMO. MUITO CULPADO QUE PEGO TELEFONE E DISCO MAE CHINA. MAE ACORDA 5 HORAS DA MANHA HORARIO ASSUSTADA. E CHORANDO 'EU SEXO GAROTO BRASIL' MAE 'O QUE? ' EU "SEXO GAROTO BRASIL' FILHO VOCE NAO VAI CASAR GAROTA BRASIL MACACA ### NAO MÃE. EU SEXO GAROTO BRASIL NO MEU BURACO ANEL'' E MAE MUITO BRAVA EU DESLIGO O TELEFONE E MUITO VERGONHO E MEU AMIGO TAMBEM VERGONHO. ME SINTO ESTUPIDO. EU PENSO PORQUE SOU GAY? PORQUE ATRACAO HOMEM? MAS EU CONTINUO PORQUE SINTO BEM SEXO BUNDA BRASIL.

      Open English translation

      HI I'M CHINA I'M SORRY FOR PORTUGUESE I CAME TO STUDY AT PUC SP MODA BRASIL AND I LIVE AT MY UNCLE'S HOUSE SELLS IMPORTS I'M GAY AND THIS IS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME. AM RELIGIOUS STRICT RELIGIOUS FAMILY I NEVER BEHAVE GAY WITH ANOTHER MAN BEFORE. BUT BRAZIL FOR 6 MONTHS AND I HAVE A FRIEND AND HE IS GAY TOO. HE TAUGHT ME BRAZIL FASHION AND THEN WE KISSED. WE SEX TOGETHER. I NEVER TOLD MY MOM I'M GAY BECAUSE GAY CONSERVATIVE CHINA DOES FUCK STREET VIOLENCE BEIJING. WHILE SEX BOY BRAZIL IS VERY GOOD I FEEL GOOD BUT FEEL EXTREMELY GUILTY CONSCIOUSNESS WHILE REACHING ORGASM CLIMAX. VERY GUILTY I GET PHONE AND DISK MAE CHINA. MOM WAKES UP 5 AM SCARED. AND CRYING 'I SEX GUY BRAZIL' MAE 'WHAT? ' I "SEX BRAZIL BOY' SON YOU WILL NOT MARRY BRAZIL GIRL MONKEY ### NO MOM. I SEX BRAZIL BOY IN MY RING HOLE'' AND MOM VERY ANGRY I TURN OFF THE PHONE AND VERY SHAME AND MY FRIEND ALSO SHAME. I FEEL I THINK WHY I'M GAY?

      National Punch An Emo Kid In The Face Day

        Looks 👀👉 like ☃ l'm 💰😂 gonna 🅱🔥 have to 💦 hit a ☢ Hollywood junkyard and dig ⛏ out 🎮 a 🐶👌 Delorean to travel 🛫 back to ➡ June 6, ❓❗ 2006 for 🙌📀 the 💌 National "Punch 👊 An ⬅ Emo ☹☹ Kid In The 🍑😎 Face" 😭😳 Day. 🌞 I 😩💰 mean, 😉😡 I get the 👏🕍 fact 🛡👩 that 💦😐 it 😞 no doubt 🙅👅 has to suck 😜 being 😑😑 so 👏 socially awkward that 🕵 you 👦🤖 had 💋🅰 to pretend 😢 to be 💀 depressed 🅱 just 🏻 to ⛪😱 fit in 📥 with Majic The Gathering dorks addicted to 💦 Lithium and ➕ Adderal, who 👶😂 totally 💯🚥 duped you 😬👀 into thinking that 🚟 listening 👂🎧 to My 🔌 Chemical Bromance will 👊😠 help 💁🚨 you score 💯 with hot 🔥 chicks. 🐔 And 📡🔟 don't 🚫🚫 try 😐 lying 🤥 to 💦⚠ kick it 🍆👏 homeboy. All 🏷 the 🔥 scene sluts ‼ who 👀 weren't lesbians 😱😲 or morbidity obese, were scooped up ♀ by Chaos Punx, Bootboys, and 🕰👏 Skinheads. That's 😐😐 the 👨 cold hard 💦🍆 truth. Anyways, my 😎💯 point ⬆ is 😩 that 🆚 just 💪 because 🍆📖 you're 🙅👏 not all 🌎🌎 that ✔🚟 awesome on 🔛💦 an intellectual level 🆙🔻 due 👅👅 to 💦😩 staying away 🌪💨 from 🙍😂 people 📣😑 and Sunlight, that's truly 🔝 no excuse 🚶 for 🍆 this complete 💯✅ lack of 💥 basic communication 📰🗣 during a 👏 simple online 💻💻 business transaction.

        International Non-Binary People’s Day

          Hey🙌 you 💕🗣 nonbinary 🏳️‍🌈 babes! You 💖 are 💇 soooooo ☘️ lucky 🤞 today 📆 is 📆😧 international 🍒 nonbinary people 👱😃 day, so 💯 let's 👀🤑 get freaky 🙈 and make this 😤❌ day 😎 the 🎉 best day 🕐🍆 ever 😱 Because 😏👆 you're the 👏 hottest 🔥 and ❌😩sexiest of all 💯🏃 the ☝👏 genders. 🧑👩👨 send this to 🔟 of your 😩 most ☺ HOTASS nonbinary friends. 💑 If 👏 you 👉🏼 don't 🚫 get 💰 any 🚸 back 🔙 well guess what 🙏😦 a CISGENDER ASSHOLE got your message. 😱 If 👏 you 🫵 get 5️⃣ or more 😖 back 🔙 you're 😘 a certified HOE 🛐💦

          Bastille Day

            OH LA-LA 😉😉 HAPPY B(ASS)STILLE DAY FRENCH SLUTS! 🇫🇷🇫🇷😍👏👏Today in 1789 a bunch of revHOElutionaries ✊✊were sick of being BLUE BALLED 🔵🔵😫😫by DADDY LOUIS 👑and viHOElated his SEX DUNGEON 👉👌🗝⚔️looking for BIG GUNS🍆💦😏 So let them eat CUM BITCHES 🍰💦💎💅cause these FRENCH THOTS 🇫🇷👩‍🎨💃🏻took poLICKtical 👅👅power from the arisCOCKracy. 🤛🍆 Send this ➡️to 1️⃣4️⃣FRENCH FUCKSTERS and we’ll COUCHEZ AVEC MOI 👠👄😛on the Champs-Elysées. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and DADDY will give u some CUMEMBERT 🧀and CREME FRAICHE 🍦with his BIG BAGUETTE. 🥖🥖😳❤️Get 5️⃣ back and u CAN-CAN CUM-CUM 👏💦💃🏻up my EIFFEL TOWER. 🇫🇷🍆🚠 Get 0️⃣ back and its ✌️AU REVOIR✌️to your ROYAL ASS🍑 cause you'll be GIVING HEAD 👅🍆😅😅💦to the GUILL(HOE)TINE.🔪🔪😱
            👉U better💦FUCK💦A BAGUETTE🥖👌👅👅 and SCREAM 😩🇫🇷💥VIVE LA FRANCE💥🇫🇷 when it GOES IN 👉👉😭😭😍BISHES cause today in 1️⃣7️⃣9️⃣0️⃣✔️ the WHOREgoisie 💄👄💃🏻💃🏻made DADDY💪 LOUIS🤴a CUNTstitutional CUCK.😛🪑🗝⛓All those THOTS😒in the 3️⃣estates🥇🥈🥉TIGHTENED 🔩🪛his ROYAL 💅HOLE 😮👌at a big CUMGUZZLING 💦💦💦FEAST🤪🤪 on the Champs de Mars☀️☀️😎😎😚😛😛😉 but the MOANarchist 😩SLUTS 👆👆👑👑⚜️⚜️didnt know the ORGY 👫👭🧍‍♂️⚧👉🤜👉🤜👉👌👌👌👌👌💦💦❤️❤️was just beginning and they would be BOTTOMING 🍑every FRENCH 🇫🇷FUCKBOI 🙄🙄for 👏NINE👏 MORE 👏YEARS!!!👏😱😱😱.Send this to 1️⃣4️⃣PARISIAN PUSSY POPPERS 😽🍾🍾and I’ll LUBE 💦💦ur LOUVRE.🙏🎨👨‍🎨 Get1️⃣0️⃣ back and I’ll serve u COCK AU VIN.🍗🍗🍷👅👅Get5️⃣back and I’ll make u WETTER 💦💦than the SEINE. 😭😭⛲️Get0️⃣back and I’ll BURN🔥ur BUSSY😹👨🏻‍🦱like🔥🙏NOTRE DAME🙏🔥

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