Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
Sex. I’m in my 20s and I haven’t had real life sex yet for many reasons. So I thought why don’t I try it in a lucid dream… With my anime husband 👉🏼👈🏼. Real men suck and my only love is frickin Levi Ackerman 🤦🏻♀️✨. So more or less I guess I can truly say I lost my virginity on wedding night ……to Levi Ackerman 🤦🏻♀️. Since this is all in my lucid realm I thought of pretty nasty was to do the “nasty.” And I think since this is still literally a dream there is a significance behind this. I like him just fucking me whenever he wants wherever he wants without me properly giving him permission. I enjoy giving into submission ( wow I did not mean for this to rhyme lol). And since I said we have sex wherever, that includes outdoors in public where we can get caught. And I get a big rush from getting caught. And when the sex is in a public place, I like to have all my clothes ripped off me completely naked while Levi is still fully clothed . I enjoy getting caught by others and I play along acting like “ oh my god! No what are you doing here!?” And Levi doesn’t care that his cadets and comrades see us and continues to fuck me so hard. And the “worse” it gets the more I enjoy it. Like I allowed phones in my weird AOT lucid dreaming realm. They circle around us . And start recording, and someone gets a nice close video of Levi’s dick pounding my pussy, as I go “ you guys are jerks!”(remember, I’m playing along, I love this.) And then there’s cheering “ fuck her harder!” And Levi goes “ SHE’LL BE PREGNANT BY THE END OF THIS!” Then he cums and someone has to ask “ so… are you guys having a boy or a girl?” If it’s not me getting caught getting pregnant in public, it’s getting gangbanged or publicly humiliated gangbanged by criminals until my husband rescues me. Yes, there is gagging and tying up in the forced gangbang scenarios. Idk why. In real life I only wanna have sex with one person ever. But if I get raped in a lucid dream it makes me feel wanted??? And I don’t feel guilty about 100 dicks in my that aren’t my husband because it was rape and not my fault and he rescues me in the end.
In real life I obviously don’t want a gangbang or hookups. I never wish rape or sexual assault on anyone. But in Lucid dreams in fuckin sexy fun because I created it.
Im convinced I’m secretly nasty in my dreams because I put on the face of an innocent good girl in real life.
STOP SAYING TOUHOU IS ANIME! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME JAPANESE GOBLIN, ON DISCORD MEMORIES OF PHANTASM! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just asking "what anime are these". I-I showed my Marisa Figurine to my girlfriend and t-the big eyes I looked at it and I said "hey babe, when the Touhou is anime HAHA Shiranai wa sonna mahou Omoi wa tsutaetara kowarechau Anata to wa chigau kara Hito no kokoro made kantan ni nusumanaide" I fucking looked at a apple and said "THAT'S A BAD APPLE" I looked at Remelia I think of two zero zero eight three four and I go "HEY MISTER, WANNA HAVE S-" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
Oh senpai, hey! I didn't know you walked this way. We're right in front of your house? I-I wasn't looking or anything, I just happened to be walking by! It'd be creepy to know where you live, s-stupid! What was I walking by for? OKAY! I had to give you something! L-listen, Don't get the wrong idea, I was just up at 4 am cooking like schoolgirls do and it happened to be your favorite and I thought maybe you'd like some since I had extra! BE GRATEFUL! UGHHIUGH! Uhh, how did I know it was your favorite? Well I... aaaAAAAAAAHHH!
On a cloudy rainy school day, Senpai would be in the art club room as usual, attempting to work on an art project of his, though he couldn't focus today. The more and more he spent with Nagatoro the more he began to like her, he enjoyed her company and was enjoying how comfortable she had been getting in the art room. Thoughts of her raced through his mind, his heart pounding and his face turning red as he began to have lewd thoughts about her. He had remembered she left a bag that contained a costume she wore when modeling for him one day, and it seemed she wasn't going to bother him today since she hadn't shown up like she normally did, he had opened up the bag to look for a specific piece of her clothing. Lucky him, he had found a pair of Nagatoro's white panties. He looked over at the door and listened to make sure nobody was near, and since he thought nobody was near the room, he held her panties to his face and began sniffing the backside of them. He then stopped after the first sniff for a moment "Eh!? Did N-Nagatoro fart in these? It smells so bad... but really good too!" He had quietly said to himself, he'd then proceed to bury his nose in them again when suddenly...
The door swung open and the short tan girl walked through, "Senpai-" she then froze in place and her face immediately turned a bright red, she had never actually thought she'd catch him doing perverted things like this. "N-N-N-Nagatoro! It's not what it looks like!!" He told her, extremely embarrassed to have her ser him like this.
She would walk over to him, standing right over looking tall as he was on the ground with her panties still in his hand, "Geez Senpai~ i knew you were a pervert but I didn't I'd ever find you sniffing my panties, I let loose some gas in those, I bet they reek! And i think you know that too" she'd tease, she didn't want him to see her embarrassed so she decided to make his fantasy come true. She pulled down her skirt and got even closer to him.
"Do you wanna sniff my ass Senpai~ or maybe even better, do you wanna sniff my farts" She would ask him, her body so close to his, a visible bulge had grown in his pants from Nagatoro being so close to him. "N-Nagatoro I'm..."
She quickly shut him up, "no need to apologize Senpai, just beg for what you want, and I really will do it for you~" she said with a moan at the end, Senpai then hugged her waist and begged, "Nagatoro! Please, please fart for me! Let me smell your butt Nagatoro! Please!". Nagatoro looked at him in shock, she didn't expect him to do it so quickly, but she didn't back out of her deal.
"Hahaha! Gross Senpai! But you did what I asked so I guess you deserve it". Nagatoro turned around and placed her ass up on his face, rubbing her panty covered ass all over it, suddenly stopping to give Senpai his first fart.
BRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPP!!
A long bassy fart was let loose from Nagatoro's ass, she giggled as she heard him sniffing her fart, and also from his breath tickling her bum. She already was starting to enjoy doing this for him, she didn't mind Senpai being a perverted fart lover. "Mmm Senpai.. maybe I'll make you my cushion to fart on, you'd like that wouldn't you~" She teased once more. He nodded his head, sliding his nose up and down Nagatoro's ass.
PPLLRRRPRPPPPPRPPTTT!
A long wet and bubbly fart blasted into Senpai's face, he deeply inhaled Nagatoro's gas, rubbing his face all over her ass. "S-Senpai... your making me f-feel good down there..". Nagatoro's legs began to feel weak as she was being pleasured by Senpai's face in her ass.
BBLLRLRRRRRRRRLLLTTTT!
"Mmmm, ahhh~ that one f-felt good to get out.." Nagatoro moaned, she was bent over hands on her knees looking down watching senpai as he masturbated to her gas
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
Anime has to be banned, oh yes. Because it has turned today's youth into idiots of the lowest kind.
It's not uncommon for the biggest loser in the classroom to be the one who likes anime. A father who really loves his son will not only prohibit him from watching anime, but will also give him a good beating to prevent him from ever seeing anything related to it again in his life.
FACT: 80% of young people who watch anime, once they reach 18 years of age, get depressed at some point because they think they have wasted their life. The obsession has been so much that some not only are not satisfied with being obsessed animals, but also turn their lives into a sustained tribute to anime, which results in them being socially rejected because, obviously, people recognize them as retards. What's worse, many have fallen in love with Japanese culture in the process, which is why there are so many fools between the ages of 13 and 20 who think that Japan is paradise on earth.
FACT: 50% of young people who watch anime are so, so cork-headed that, even when they reach the age of 15, they get the idea that someone with a katana could beat an opponent who has a revolver. It is not uncommon to see teenagers who at some point have had masturbatory fantasies concerning anime characters: like Yuno Gasai, Rias Gremory, Nico Robin, or that Uzaki bitch they keep spamming on twitter.
FACT: 70% of people who watch anime believe that Japan is an earthly paradise, and that everyone lives happily there. Anime is the most degenerate form of animation that can exist because, to begin with, the characters are not even human beings: they have disproportionate eyes, huge heads, generally small mouths, and most would weigh, at most, 40 kg if their body were converted to reality.
And also, the most disgusting detail of the matter is that it tends to awaken the artistic vein of people, for which many start to waste good sheets of paper to try to scrutinize their own characters, and that just proves how idiotic and mediocre today's youngsters can be. The person who has perfected the style of anime drawing is a perfect idiot, because the reality is that they dont know how to draw for real, for the simple reason that if you ask them to draw something other than their "mold" of a typical anime male or female character (such as a fat man, or a middle-aged person) they will not be able to do it even moderately well. The most pathetic thing, of course, is that these people think that, under those conditions, they are qualified to make a comic, without knowing how to draw all kinds of people, weapons, vehicles, buildings, houses, interiors, etc.
FACT: 40% of young male anime adepts have a dangerous latent interior homosexuality, because most of the time, they themselves do not know that what most obsesses them about a character is not the argument behind it, but its physical appearance.
FACT: Anyone who uses an anime profile picture likes to have aircraft carrier anchors shoved up their ass.
My disgust towards anime is such that if a doctor had to remove a tumor from my body, and by chance I knew that said doctor watches anime, with great courage I would say no, I wont let his dirty hands on me.
Anime is visual gonorrhea, and it poisons the minds of all young people. In fact, I would not be exagerating when I say that anime is the mental McDonalds that fattens the brain, does not nourish it, and leaves stretch marks.
Do you know someone who is 23 years old and still a virgin? or do you suspect that they are a virgin? That friend watches anime in daily doses. Guaranteed. And like every fanatic who has fish shit on their brain instead of gray matter, they are screwed in the dimension of normality to which they are so extraterrestrial.
If during the 20th century the goverment of Japan had prohibited the visualization and distribution of anime, you can bet your life, your ass, your soul, or whatever else you want that the world would be a better place. People who watch anime have to be sprayed with roach killers, or burn their asses with a blowtorch.
And if anyone is mad at what I said, come find me. But it would be better for several people to come to my house at the same time so I can piss on you from the balcony.
Sorry for bad english
