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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


My Dick is Hydrophobic

    As a man of culture, I regularly take part in the natural act of masturbation. For you non-scholars, I am saying that I regularly spank the shit out of my meat to anime babes and / or cat girls. In accordance with the Geneva Convention article 4A paragraph 6, I exclusively use oil based lubricants (such as Vaseline or WD-40). After years of applying this buttery concoction to my 3 inch destroyer, enough has permanently absorbed into the skin of my dick and balls to the point that water is actually repelled when applied. Yes, my dick can now act as a flotation device in case of emergency water landings. Take that libtards.

    What does Weeaboo actually mean?

      Basically, a weeaboo is a specific variety of nerd who is overly devoted to Japanese pop culture. Their life is pretty much sustained on a diet of anime, manga, and video games, which can be a bit off-putting to others, to say the least. They can be seen using Japanese words incorrectly, dressing up like anime characters, and worshipping Japan without knowing anything about it outside what they’ve seen in anime.
IN SHORT, THEY'RE ANNOYING.
I have a dream that weebs and non-weebs can someday live together in harmony. In the words of a wise cat known as Meowth, “Maybe if we started looking at what’s the same instead of always looking at what’s different…well who knows?”

      Fucking gunshots interrupted my masturbation

        Fucking gunshots interrupted my masturbation.

So there I was. Under my bedsheets comfortable and I had some 3.9 star hentai on and then suddenly, I just hear 6 shots.

Now, at first I just thought they were fireworks because its nearing the fourth of July. So I just kept on wanking but as soon as I was near the end if my session, I hear 3 more REALLY loud shots causing my erection to dissapear.

Now, at this point I was just pissed off because some random guy just happened to launch fireworks mid-nut. So I look out my window and see some dude runnin with a gun in his hand and another man running away from him.

Needless to say, I noped my ass back to bed and am trying to get another erection.

TLDR; Fucking guns ruined my hentai

        Asking for a friend

          Is there a sexuality for people who’re only attracted to 2d anime girls with fat tiddies? Ever since I’ve been a young lad, I’ve been revolted by the sight of real-life women, but Japanese cartoon characters have really done the trick for me. Every Friday night since 2009 I’ve dressed up in traditional Japanese clothing and swung around a sword for hours, honing my katana skills - preparing for the day that I move to Japan and become Hokage. Am I alone? If not, what’s it officially called? I thought “hentaisexual” might work but that sounds kinda retarded to me the more I think about it.

          Anime girl profile picture

            Some people add me because they think I'm a girl since my avatar is an anime girl, then when I tell them I'm a guy they usually ask me if I'm gay. Well listen here, using a female anime pic not only shows your appreciation of the opposite gender, but also to all of the 2D girls out there that desperately need a 3D boyfriend. We must unite as one, fellow guys who have anime girls as their avatars, and show these fools that we are proud to show off our favorite anime girls in our profile pictures.

            Found this to a reply to someone makes a JoJo reference

              Every JoJo copypasta
              WHAT IS THIS? DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!? SHUT UP! YOU'RE LIKE THE 26TH MILLION PERSON TO TYPE THIS INTO THE INTERNET! DO YOU THINK PEOPLE CARE!? NO YOU DUMBASS! AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT THEM TO!? YOU WANNA BE "FRIENDS" WITH THE SHIT SMEARED MONGOLOIDS THAT LIKE THIS STUPID FUCKING MEME GARBAGE!? Let me warn you, if you ever type that Fucking sentence again, I'll know, and I will fucking EAT YOUR LIMBS! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU PUTRID FUCKING CUNT!!!