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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

i want nijika to perform the fnaf 5 real ending on me

    oh my fucking god i want nijika to perform the fnaf 5 real ending on me. I so desperately want her to tear my organs out and make a little home inside. I need her to beat the actual ever-living shit out of me. I need her to make me her drums. I want to rip off my skin in one fell swoop and line her drums with it. She will slowly and painfully gourge out my eyballs with her drumsticks. Should i seek help? Is there any hope for me at all left?

    Watamote is possibly the most drawn out manga in existence

      Watamote is possibly the most drawn out manga in existence It starts out with the loser girl, ok, It's cute, then, after the anime storyline, she makes some friends in the manga, good! then, they contionusly add yuri to it, making Yuri (the character) more and more possesive of Tomoko, Ucchi in denial of being a homo, however, instead of developing these relationships, they just kept adding more and more characters, characters that add fucking nothing to the story, no one cares about the 13th Asuka friend, or better yet no one cares about Asuka, It's just more and more characters appearing and going "wow this loser is not so bad after all!" for 100 chapters, this fucking MANGA SUCKS Ucchi would have had sex a cockpillion times by now if Oda were the mangaka.

      Then something just snapped, something inside of me

        Vegeta speech copypasta
        Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn't care anymore. I didn't care about being better than Kakarot, I didn't care about being a super saiyan. I didn't care if I lived. I didn't care about anything! And then.. It happened.
        Then something just snapped. Something inside of me. "NO, NO MORE! THATS IT! I DONT CARE!" I didnt care anymore. I didnt care about being better then kakarot, I didnt care about being a super saiyan, I didnt care if i lived! I didnt care about anything! And then.. It happened.

        Little Japanese Girl: A Short Story

          You are a 9 year-old Japanese girl. You do normal kid stuff, like watch cartoons. You always see America present in most media's that you watch. After months of convincing and pestering your parents, they accept to take you on a vacation to the USA. You arrive there. For a few days, you have the time of your life, but, on the last day there, you pass by something called Lolicon.
          
          You peek inside, as you saw a poster earlier advertising that one of your favourite cartoons will have a stand here. You expect to see other like-minded children of the same age as you. However, you are taken aback by the lack of kids there, seeing only deformed balls of fat that can only technically be considered human, which you approximate to be around 30-years old. Suddently, one of these shapes turns around its head, or at least you assume it is, for it has no neck. It yells at the top of its lungs, which are hidden under 40 layers of fat, "OMG an actual, real life loli!". The rest of the blobs all turn simultaneously towards you, lunging at you.
          
          You start to run. The things aren't very fast, thank god, but you are slowly getting out of breath. While running away, you hear them screeching nonsense about how you should be their subservient waifu/slave, because they know how to treat wahmen. You see a patch of grass in the distance, and with your remaining energy, you sprint towards it at full speed, the heaps crushing everything in their paths. You land on the grass and pass out. Several hours later, the mounds are still there, but they cannot approach you. You see one of them try, but as soon as it touched the grass, it dissolved. You are safe, but cannot remain there forever, and you just hope your parents are still alive and will find you soon.

          Eu sou que nem o Kira

            incrรญvel a semelhanรงa que eu tenho com o light yagami de death note, alรฉm de sermos literalmente iguais... temos o mesmo mindset, ambos somos extremamente frios e estrategistas em nossa forma de pensar e agir... bizarro '-' ele me representa muito, somos dois deuses nesse mundo.
            It's amazing the similarity I have with Light Yagami (Death Note), besides being literally the same ... we have the same mindset, we are both extremely cold and strategists in our way of thinking and acting ... bizarre '-' he represents me, we are two gods in this world

            SAO Day

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