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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


Fucking gunshots interrupted my masturbation

    Fucking gunshots interrupted my masturbation.

So there I was. Under my bedsheets comfortable and I had some 3.9 star hentai on and then suddenly, I just hear 6 shots.

Now, at first I just thought they were fireworks because its nearing the fourth of July. So I just kept on wanking but as soon as I was near the end if my session, I hear 3 more REALLY loud shots causing my erection to dissapear.

Now, at this point I was just pissed off because some random guy just happened to launch fireworks mid-nut. So I look out my window and see some dude runnin with a gun in his hand and another man running away from him.

Needless to say, I noped my ass back to bed and am trying to get another erection.

TLDR; Fucking guns ruined my hentai

    Asking for a friend

      Is there a sexuality for people who’re only attracted to 2d anime girls with fat tiddies? Ever since I’ve been a young lad, I’ve been revolted by the sight of real-life women, but Japanese cartoon characters have really done the trick for me. Every Friday night since 2009 I’ve dressed up in traditional Japanese clothing and swung around a sword for hours, honing my katana skills - preparing for the day that I move to Japan and become Hokage. Am I alone? If not, what’s it officially called? I thought “hentaisexual” might work but that sounds kinda retarded to me the more I think about it.

      Anime girl profile picture

        Some people add me because they think I'm a girl since my avatar is an anime girl, then when I tell them I'm a guy they usually ask me if I'm gay. Well listen here, using a female anime pic not only shows your appreciation of the opposite gender, but also to all of the 2D girls out there that desperately need a 3D boyfriend. We must unite as one, fellow guys who have anime girls as their avatars, and show these fools that we are proud to show off our favorite anime girls in our profile pictures.

        Found this to a reply to someone makes a JoJo reference

          Every JoJo copypasta
          WHAT IS THIS? DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!? SHUT UP! YOU'RE LIKE THE 26TH MILLION PERSON TO TYPE THIS INTO THE INTERNET! DO YOU THINK PEOPLE CARE!? NO YOU DUMBASS! AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT THEM TO!? YOU WANNA BE "FRIENDS" WITH THE SHIT SMEARED MONGOLOIDS THAT LIKE THIS STUPID FUCKING MEME GARBAGE!? Let me warn you, if you ever type that Fucking sentence again, I'll know, and I will fucking EAT YOUR LIMBS! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU PUTRID FUCKING CUNT!!!

          UwU! What’s this?

            UwU! What’s this?~ someone’s got a bulgy wulgy! A weally BIG bulgy  wulgy! Let’s take a wooksie, shall we? What’s that? It’s...it’s a t-  tumor? O-Oh.

            Is that…. A jojo reference?😳

              Every JoJo copypasta
              Is that... 😳

Oh no, it can't be, forget it ahah 😆

But maybe... 🤔

Is it possible that you are referring to the very popular manga and anime titled "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure"? 🇯🇵

I know it's a bit of a strech, but I can't stop asking myself if this is the case. 😅

Sorry to bother you, have a nice day 😊