Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!
I need to release my true feelings about Bunny Viper before my brain literally starts melting. Ever since this skin was added in the game, I’ve been flushing my sanity down the toilet piece by piece.
Every time I even think of Bunny Viper and her luscious features, I just can’t stop myself from barking and drooling uncontrollably like some kind of crazed dog. My brain just completely shuts off for the next 30 minutes and 47 seconds.
Everything about her is just perfection. Her sharp gleaming eyes, her soft puffy cheeks, her cheeks cheeks and cheeks, her moderately average sides hips, and her extra spicy leggings that tightly grip her juicy legs to really accentuate her curves to oblivion. And don’t even get me started on the (bra?) she wears with the bunny suit. ITS LITERALLY HYPNOTIC! Her manufactured mammary glands look like they’re so close to just spilling out, like she bought a suit 2 sized smaller than her on purpose. Plus her OG skin has the spicy skirt just BARELY covers her supple squishy thighs and doughy ass cheeks that are PERFECT for facesitting! The clap of her meaty mountains can be heard from every corner of the Ark! Now multiple all that by 3 and that’s MY MOMMA VIPER
And her forearms. Dear GOD DONT GET ME STARTED ON HER FOREARMS. WHEN I PLAYED D-OUTSIDERS EVENT AND HER FOREARMS WERE ZOOMED IN ON THE BED I LOST ALL MY SANITY INSTANTLY. Every time she extends her hand in the idle animation, I feel like Namatame reaching out to Shadow Yukiko in utter disbelief at such an awe-inspiring moment
I want her to corner me in an abandoned alleyway, duct tape me to the cold wet ground, and snu snu me to death while whispering slurs into my left ear every 12 and a half seconds
My body literally contorted and deformed the moment I laid eyes on her, and I haven’t forgotten that feeling ever since. I wake up every morning in my bedroom (filled to the brim with Viper fanart) with her voice echoing in my head “Good Morning, stupid! Time for a good morning facesitting!” EVERYTHING about Bunny Viper is just perfection from top to bottom
I had to force myself to stay off Twitter for days on end because I knew my mind would be filled to the brim with beautiful Bunny Viper art. I had to restrain myself because I knew it would end with my phone being drenched in slobber and drool. I can’t even begin to imagine how I’ll control myself if she ever shows up in my Recruits. Just yesterday I forgot to close my Reddit page and saw another Bunny Viper fanart and I literally couldn’t control myself. I immediately dropped my phone, got on all 4’s and began barking uncontrollably directly at a brick wall while drool was ejecting from all sides of my mouth and foam began to form and my eyes rolled to the back of my head in utter disbelief at the godly presence I just witnessed. I woke up 7 hours later in a puddle of my own drool, with my eyes red from the constant barking, and my phone was in Safari with 400 tabs of Viper fanart I don’t even remember scrolling through. I literally lost aL memory of what happened that day just from seeing a single Viper fanart
She’s a triple wide surprise. Every day I log onto Reddit I’m greeted with more fanart of her sticking her ass out farther than a Mexican truck driver with gingivitis can throw a 37-pound ball of frozen strawberry milk with only one arm. But that’s a topic for another day.
Wait, that’s today’s topic. Do you have any idea how many infinite possibilities Viper fanart can have?! Who said we should stop at simple poses? How about Viper failing to outrun a train due to her dumpy or being lectured about tax returns while her backside barely fits inside the chair?
Above all else, it’s her scary gleaming eyes that just ring my dinger. Gazing into her eyes for too long makes me feel hypnotized, like I’m being lured into her trap. And I certainly am. Viper is a red flag, but I’m colorblind. I feel like I’m in imminent danger every time I view her on the Nikkepedia. My mind is telling me no, but my body is saying yes.
Please tell me I’m not the only one that feels this way for Viper. She’s just so cute, hot, breedable, breedable, and breedable all at once. I hope her cheeks are super fat in the next update, and I hope she calls me every slur in the English language during the next event. But anyway, that’s it for now. Just a small explanation of why Viper is best girl
Hey guys, did you know in term of human male and female Archon breeding, Furina is the most compatible Archon for humans? Not only she's on a medium size group making her universally acceptable by either the short king or the big bears, her high HP and Max HP increasing skill would allow you to be as rough as possible with her. With her being the Archon of Water, there's no doubt in my mind that aroused Furina will be incredibly wet, not only that her ability to apply wet status should act similarly like a lubrication allowing you to go straight to the action without getting sore even for hours to end. Her gimmick of switching between offensive and support would allow her to take the role of both submissive and dominant at the same time which you can use to spice up your session. Her ability to heal both you and herself allows you to recover from fatigue or even injury (in certain play). No other Archon comes close to this level of compatibility and versatility as Furina did.
Please God, I want to impregnate Silence so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.
Silence is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary gym clothes. I yearn for her in a way both Primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Columbian history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging e******n. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged p***s if it would bring a smile to Silence’s shining face. I wouldn't even let myself Cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Silence. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Olivia. I'm waiting for you.
I’ll always be waiting for you.
My name is Ken Amada. I'm 13 years old. My house is in the northwest section of Tasumi Port Island, where all the tall buildings are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Shadow Operatives, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
As I walk through Abyss with Eula in my team
I take a look at my bank, and realize there's nothin' left
Cause I've been swiping and wishing so long that
Even Mihoyo thinks my account is trash
But I ain't never tried Xiangling, she pro'ly deserve it
She was given for free, me using handouts: unheard of
And someone said to "Watch my mouth; stop talkin'"
Or "You and Yoimiya might never leave Floor 6"
I really hate Abyss, man I need some help
As I farm Xiangling I see that I'm becoming strong, fool
I'm the kinda chef that presses Q and everything dies
On my knees in the night, saying prayers to the stove god
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Look at the situation, they got me farmin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by Keqing Mains
So I gotta use National teams now
Too much theorycraftin' where is Floor 13?
I'm an educated player with Zajef in my mind
Tenten videos and Zyox who's 4'9
I'm a Xiangling main, farming Emblem forever
Can I join your world, co-op fishing forever
Floor 12 ain't nothing but a Xiangling away
I'm living life, Q or die, what can I say?
I'm funneling particles to do my Pyronado
The way things is goin', I need more
Tell me why Xiangling
Is so OP
I can vaporize
With no ICD
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Pyronado after Bennett, Bennett after Raiden
Minute after minute, chamber after chamber
Everybody's runnin', but all of them are dying
What's going on in the kitchen, all I know that Xiangling's cookin'
They say I gotta learn, Zyox guides already taught me
Who's PMA, who's Maguu Kenki???
I guess he's dead, I guess he's broke
So stop the swiping, that's how I made my account really good, fool
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Engulfing Lightning, Dragon's Bane, racist spear
Even Prototype, or the Discord mod spear
Tell me why Xiangling
Is so OP
I can vaporize
With no ICD
