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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

Melusines are the most compatible species for humans

    Melusine copypasta from Genshin
    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male and female Genshin creature breeding, that Melusines are the most compatible species for humans. Not only are they humanoid, they are also mammals as well. Melusines are on an average of 3 feet 5 inches and 52 pounds, this means they are large enough to take human dicks, and with their Abyssal origins and access to healing food, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly hydro based biology, there is no doubt in my mind that an aroused Melusine would be incredibly wet, so wet that you can have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also have enhanced eyesight, and increased perception, along with the ability to breathe underwater, they'd be able to suck you off even in the ocean. No other creature in Genshin comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Melusine white.

    Yanqing in the year 2040

      Yanqing copypasta
      The year is 2040, Star Rail has separated characters into 2 categories, the ones that have beat Yanqing (SSS tier) and the ones that haven't done it yet (F tier). Gacha tubers stopped making guides on new characters and speculate on whether Yanqing will show up and get beat by them instead. Star Rail leaks are made up only of leaked Yanqing assets. Mihoyo writers are in shambles trying to insert Yanqing into more content. Da Wei opens his heart shaped locket containing a picture of Yanqing and solemnly utters "I have one final job for you.". He then initiates Operation YanKing the Playerbase.

It's the final arc versus Nanook and the whole of the antimatter legion with the friends you've made along the way. Yanqing arrives just in time to fulfill his destiny. Everyone dogpiles on him, even the parallel version 5* Yanqing from Honkai Impact making him the only character to kick his own ass. Star Rail players rejoice as now every character is top tier. Everyone is happy, except for Jing Yuan mains. In the end, only Jing Yuan decides to not beat his own pupil as he was CC'd by his love for him, causing him to be relegated to Mid Yuan tier forever.

      I’ve been looking at the G-spot of the female character Mona from the Genshin impact

        Mona copypasta from Genshin Impact
        I've been looking at the G-spot of the female character Mona from the Genshin impact game created in China by the multi-million dollar company hoyoverse.

I started studying the structure in what took about 10 minutes by searching for rules png pulled from Google

And seeing that Mona's dress is very tight to the body (this can be seen when seeing that the navel is visible to the naked eye) Mona has a G-spot that is 2cm high and a width of about 1.8cm

Add that the average depth of a woman is 8cm plus the fact that she can stretch

Basically, to please this lady you would need about 10 cm

With 15 you can hurt her and with around 20 you can kill her.

        Suspira * Onii-chaaaaan * pula e abraça *

          assumir a responsabilidade
          Suspira * Onii-chaaaaan * pula e abraça * Ｏ (≧ ∇ ≦) Ｏ Eu senti sua falta * cheira * (* ^ ) * fuah * Eu amo o seu cheiro Onii-chan (^ w ), hein? Não cheirar você? Não seja bobo Onii-chan, eu te amo, por que não posso mostrar meu carinho? (─‿‿─) ♡ Hahaha, seu rosto está vermelho. Woah Onii-chan, por que você está me empurrando para a cama? ヽ (° 〇 °) ﾉ * Kyaaaaa * não me faz cócegas Onii-chan haha ​​counter attaaaaack * empurra você para baixo * ヽ (> ∀ <☆) ノ. Hehehe eu ganhei! Onii-chan, seu rosto está realmente vermelho agora, Hmmh * sorri * (= ^ - ω - ^ slightsmile talvez você esteja se apaixonando por mim? * Chuuuuu * (ﾉ ´ з ) ノ * beija você * Woah O-onii-chan w-o que você está fazendo ?! * H-hyyaaaaa * não tire minha calcinha! Não olhe para o meu lugar privado! ( / ▽ ＼ *) * Ah * * Ah * Não me lamba lá, está sujo! * Ahhhhhh * * fuah * * ah * * ah * (// ω //) O-onii-chan a-você vai colocar? O-ok, eu estou pronto. (／。＼) * Heeeee * eu-dói. ~ (> <~) SWW dwon * ah * * ah * * MMMH * O-onii-chan Eu amo você! * AHHHHHHH * * MMMHHH * * AH * * Hah * * Hah * hah * O-ONIII-CHAAANN você baka, por que você fez isso por dentro? ヽ (д´ *) ノ B-bem, se foi bom para você, eu estou feliz, m-mas certifique-se de assumir a responsabilidade. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ).

          Chongyue

            Chongyue voicelines from Arknights
            UNSTEADY 🏋️ POSTURE 🤸‍♂️ WAVERING 💪

A thousand 🚶 moves 🧎

A thousand 🧘‍♂️ moves 🐉

After all 👐 this 🐲 time 🤸‍♂️

A thousand 👊 moves🏃

UNSTEADY 🐲 POSTURE 📣 WAVERING 💁‍♂️

STRIKE 🥋 SUNDER 🏋️ THE TIDES 💪 CLEFT🏃

UNSTEADY 🤸‍♂️ POSTURE 🐉 WAFERING 🧘‍♂️
            KEI 🏋️ NARIO 🤸‍♂️ NAZASU 💪

Sensou 🚶 hyakushiki 🧎

Sensou 🧘‍♂️ hyakushiki 🐉

Kisamara 👐 no 🐲 mondai 🤸‍♂️

Sensou 👊 hyakushiki 🏃

KEI 🐲 NARIO 📣 NAZASU 💁‍♂️

KEIHA 🥋 SUREBA 🏋️ KOUCHOU 💪 OCHIRU 🏃

KEI 🤸‍♂️ NARIO 🐉 NAZASU 🧘‍♂️
            👊形なりを成さず🤜千招百式🤜貴様らの問題解決は🤜勁発すれば👊千招百式🤜千招百式🤜貴様らの問題解決は🤜勁発すれば👊勁発すれば👊千招百式🤜勁発すれば👊千招百式🤜形なりを成さず👊千招百式🤜貴様らの問題解決は🤜勁発すれば👊形なりを成さず👊
            城头的烽火，总是这样熄了又燃。日落飞锦绣长河，天地壮我行色。征蓬未定，甲胄在身。但凭差遣。看看这眼前，风光无限，可惜做了战场。​形不成​形，意不在意，再回去练练吧！👊🏻千招百式在一息！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻你们解决问题，还是只会仰仗干戈吗？！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻形不成形！劲发江潮落！👊🏻👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻千招百式在一息！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻千招百式在一息！劲发江潮落！👊🏻你们解决问题，还是👊🏻👊🏻征鼔一声全军动，掬罢黄沙浣铁衣......好一场大胜！👍🏻形不成形，意不在意，再回去练练吧！👊🏻千招百式在一息！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻​你们解决问​题，还是只会仰仗干戈吗？！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻形不成形！劲发江潮落！👊🏻👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻千招百式在一息！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻千招百式在一息！劲发江潮落！👊🏻你们解决问题，还是👊🏻👊🏻征鼔一声全军动，掬罢黄沙浣铁衣......好一场大胜！👍🏻​形不成形，意不在意，再回去练练吧！👊🏻千招百式在一息！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻​你们解决问​题，还是只会仰仗干戈吗？！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻形不成形！劲发江潮落！👊🏻👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻千招百式在一息！👊🏻劲发江潮落，气收秋毫平！👊🏻千招百式在一息！劲发江潮落！👊🏻你们解决问题，还是👊🏻👊🏻征鼔一声全军动，掬罢黄沙浣铁衣......好一场大胜！👍🏻

            You know Paris, France? In English, it’s pronounced “Paris”

              Source
              You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronounces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
              You know Paris, France? In English, they pronounce it “Paris,” but everyone else pronounces it without the “s” sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone it the English way, “Venice.” Like The Merchant of Venice and Death in Venice.... Why though?! Why isn’t the title Death in Venezia?! Are you friggin’ mocking me?! It takes place in Italy so use the Italian word, damn it! That shit pisses me off! Bunch of dumbasses!
              Every Jojo copypasta in existence!