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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

Please God, I want to impregnate Silence so bad.

    Silence from Arknights copypasta
    Please God, I want to impregnate Silence so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.
    
    Silence is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary gym clothes. I yearn for her in a way both Primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Columbian history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
    
    I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging e******n. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
    
    She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
    
    I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
    
    God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
    
    I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged p***s if it would bring a smile to Silence’s shining face. I wouldn't even let myself Cum until she gave me permission.
    
    I love you, Silence. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Olivia. I'm waiting for you.
    
    I’ll always be waiting for you.

    My name is Ken Amada.

      My name is Ken Amada. I'm 13 years old. My house is in the northwest section of Tasumi Port Island, where all the tall buildings are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Shadow Operatives, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
      
      I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
      
      I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

      Based on the ‘My name is Yoshikage Kira‘ pasta

      Anime is supposed to be a perfect world to escape to.

        Anime is supposed to be a perfect world to escape to. 
        
        Adding black people to that world kinda defeats the point. 
        Anime is supposed to be a perfect world to escape to, adding black people to that world kind of defeats the point. 

        Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise

          As I walk through Abyss with Eula in my team
          I take a look at my bank, and realize there's nothin' left
          Cause I've been swiping and wishing so long that
          Even Mihoyo thinks my account is trash
          
          But I ain't never tried Xiangling, she pro'ly deserve it
          She was given for free, me using handouts: unheard of
          And someone said to "Watch my mouth; stop talkin'"
          Or "You and Yoimiya might never leave Floor 6"
          
          I really hate Abyss, man I need some help
          As I farm Xiangling I see that I'm becoming strong, fool
          I'm the kinda chef that presses Q and everything dies
          On my knees in the night, saying prayers to the stove god
          
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          
          Look at the situation, they got me farmin'
          I can't live a normal life, I was raised by Keqing Mains
          So I gotta use National teams now
          Too much theorycraftin' where is Floor 13?
          
          I'm an educated player with Zajef in my mind
          Tenten videos and Zyox who's 4'9
          I'm a Xiangling main, farming Emblem forever
          Can I join your world, co-op fishing forever
          
          Floor 12 ain't nothing but a Xiangling away
          I'm living life, Q or die, what can I say?
          I'm funneling particles to do my Pyronado
          The way things is goin', I need more
          
          Tell me why Xiangling
          Is so OP
          I can vaporize
          With no ICD
          
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          
          Pyronado after Bennett, Bennett after Raiden
          Minute after minute, chamber after chamber
          Everybody's runnin', but all of them are dying
          What's going on in the kitchen, all I know that Xiangling's cookin'
          
          They say I gotta learn, Zyox guides already taught me
          Who's PMA, who's Maguu Kenki???
          I guess he's dead, I guess he's broke
          So stop the swiping, that's how I made my account really good, fool
          
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
          
          Engulfing Lightning, Dragon's Bane, racist spear
          Even Prototype, or the Discord mod spear
          
          Tell me why Xiangling
          Is so OP
          I can vaporize
          With no ICD

          “Berserk readers have no reading comprehension”

            Berserk copypasta
            “Berserk readers have no reading comprehension”
            
            This statement pisses me off a lot because it’s usually done by the r/berserklejerk community where they criticise the posts on the main sub for being stupid but they’re really just posters from r/berserklejerk trolling on the main sub. Also they act like a bunch of self-entitled cunts and look down on us. Just because some people struggle to understand Berserk doesn’t mean you should judge them for it and not everyone can read and write you know. Also, how are they going to call us stupid when all they do is post the same Donovan, Rape Horse, nuts and Cosco and Griffussy memes while they leech onto content from the main sub like a malnourished infant suckling onto the sagging teat of their starving mother. If anything they’re the ones that are stupid. That sub exists for a reason don’t post on this one.

            Loli Ui! Ui! Ui! Uiiiiiiiwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

              Loli Ui! Ui! Ui! Uiiiiiiiwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! Ahhhhh... aa... a, aahhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Loli Ui Ui Uiiiaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Ahh sniff sniff! Sniff sniff! Fuu...haa...fuu...haa! Fuu...haa...fuu...haa! You smell so good...sniff sniff Nhaah! I wanna sniff sniff loli Shigure Ui-tan's short blond hair! Sniff sniff! Aaaa!! Wait, no! I wanna fluffy fluffy you! Fluffy-fluffy! Fluffy-fluffy! Fluffy-fluffy your hair! Scratchy scratchy fluffy-fluffy!...hug hug hugggs!! Ui-tan was cuuuutteeee! AaaAA!...AAA...AhAaAAAA!FaaAAAnnn!! I'm so glad you were born loli Ui-tan! AaAAAAA! Cute! Ui-tan! Cute! AhAAAA! You're cute when you're embarrassed...Noo00000!!! NyaaAAAAAAAN! GyaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! GahhhaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA! Illustrations are not real! Oh wait...but the virtual world is also...U i l s N o t R e a l? NyaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! UwaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA! GetchaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA!!! Noooooooo! HaaaaaaaaaaaAA AAAAAN! aaaaaaaaa!!!!!AAA...AhAǝAAAA!! Dammit! Fuck! I give up! I give up on the real...world...eh?! She's...? Ui-chan is looking at me through the stream? Ui-chan is looking at me through the monitor! Ui-chan is LOOKING at me! Loli Ui-chan is looking at me!! The Ui-chan on the screen is TALKING to me!!! Thank god...This world is not as bad as I thought! Yahhoooooooooooooo!!! Ui-chan is with me! I did it, Kenmochi!! I'm fine on my own!!!! Ah, loli Ui-chaaäääääääääääääaaaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaNnnn!!! AaaaaaaaNnnn!!! Noooooooo00000000000000000!!!! AhAnAAhAAnaAaaA!!!! AaAAaaaAAaaaa! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! UUUuuUUU!!! May my feelings reach Ui!! May my feelings reach loli Ui!

              The original copypasta was for Louise