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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

I’ve become so much like Shinji Ikari it’s scary.

    Origin

    The original variation of this copypasta is for Eren Jaeger from Attack on Titan. It started from 4chan and became a meme within the anime community. The copypasta has been adopted to fit different characters from other anime or medium.

    I've become so much like Shinji Ikari it's scary.

I run away from women and have no friends.

When I cum i can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means "I'm so fucked up" in american.)

I can't masturbate to regular porn anymore , now i only masturbate to hospital CCTV footage of comatose patients

Whenever I see a guy flirting with me i either get extremely homophobic or have sex with them on the spot

When my mom dies i plan on gutting her insides , getting inside her and piloting her like EVA-01

    I’m Shiorisexual

      I have a problem, and I need advice!

Ever since I found out I'm Shiorisexual, I've been keeping all loads I bust to mommy shiori in a gallon so when I finally meet her I can give it to her as a demonstration of my pure love to her and determination to get her pregnant. Unfortunately, I have to hide it in my wardrobe under my clothes because I live with my shioriphobic parents. They refuse to refer to me by my novelitegender pronous (novelite/noveliteself) and hired a therapist for me that had the nerve to prescribe me shizo pills because he believes I am 'mentally deranged' (I never took a single one of them). I can only endure this abuse for years now because I akasupa to Shiori and watch her streams of tangents and comfort on a daily basis, and I knew that if my parents ever found my sacred cum gallon they were gonna pour it all down the drain and Shiori would never forgive me if I allowed that to happen. Well, today my parents found it while they were cleaning my room and threatened to just that, to which I freaked out and screamed and started throwing everything I could find at them to try to stop them, but it was no use and they took my cum gallon away and locked me in my room. I am currently hearing my parents fight downstairs, blaming each other for raising such a 'demented weirdo' and discussing wether to kick me out or send me to military school. I don't want either to happen to me so I'm desperately wondering what should I do and how can I get my cum gallon back. I've already akasupa'd to Shiori for guidance but she hasn't replied yet so I'm worried they already poured all my years worth of pure love for Shiori down the drain. So I really need you guys advice on this whole situation. I am a Shiorist, so I don't celebrate christmas. However, my Shioriphobic parents forced me to celebrate it and dine with them on christmas night. I tried calling the police and tell them that my parents were abusing me for forcing me to sin against Shiori, but they called me a 'prankster' and hung up (yet another example of Shioriphobia)

Please someone, just offer a solution! I am running out of options here...

      Myrtle Arknights

        Origin of the Myrtle copypasta
        I've started to play Arknights a few months ago. Yesterday I was pulling Mlynar's banner and I happened to got this short and cute red haired girl named Myrtle. So I decided to hear her voicelines. She is absolute wife material. Now I fantasize about Kal'tsit yelling at me and I go crying to Myrtle complaining. She comforts me and hugs me as she tells me I am doing a good job as I cry lying on her petite chest.

        are you Nah I’d Win because-

          Prove that Lobotomy Kaisen is real
          Are you the nah id win because you're the strongest or are you the stand proud because you're the with this treasure I summon? Always bet on hakari
          Are you strong because you Nah, I'd win, or did you leave it all behind and stand proud because with this treasure I summon always bet on Hakari. I'M YOU
          Are you the exception because you stand proud or do you stand proud because you are the exception?
          Is Jujutsu folk because they're Nah I'd Win? Or is Folk Jujutsu because With this treasure I summon JoGoat, who always bets on Hakari and with his Domain Expansion he says "I'm You" while bringing out 120% of their potential?
          are you strong because that’s how losers think or did you leave it all behind because you always bet on hakari and his overwhelming intensity
          Your honor, are you strong because your nah id win or do you always bet on hakari throughout heaven and earth with this treasure I summon the one who left it all behind.
          Are you Stand proud, You're Strong because your Nah I'd Win, or are you Nah I'd Win because you're Stand Proud, You're Strong?
          im left im right are you strong nah id win stand proud always bet on the volume to the honoured one who left it all behind
          Nah I’d with this treasure i summon or are you always bet on hakari because I alone am strong because.
          are you nah id win or are you id win nah because malevolent shrine or infinite void nah id win stand proud because honored one or mahoraga
          are you thoughout heaven and earth I alone am the kagurabachi because your nah I'd win or are you nah I'd win because your stand proud you are strong
          Are you the strongest because you’re Nah, I’d win or are you Nah, I” win because you’re the strongest
          those who inherited the curse of always betting on hakari the one who couldnt fully say nah id win they would all bear witness to the bare flesh...

of stand proud sukuna, with this treasure i summon im you are you stand proud or are you nah id win because ur the strongest king of curses
          then he shrugged back in fear, "stand proud nah I'd win because you left it all behind, you're in his overwhelming intensity"
          After stand proud opened up his domain he said, are you, you are strong because you are I am you or are you the one who left it all behind and his ove
          After Stand Proud opened up his domain he said are you you are strong, because you are I'm you? Or are you the one who left it all behind and his overwhelming intensity! because... with this treasure I summon...?

The fingered simply answered... Nah, I'd win.
          Are you strong because your nah i'd win or did you leave it all behind and stand proud because with this treasure I summon always bet on hakari?
          Are you AHH because you're A? Or HH because you're HHA?
          Are you the win because you’d nah? Or stand proud because this treasure is how farmers think? Perchance.
          "Are we friends because we get no bitches or do we get no bitches because we're friends?"
          Are you the one who left it all behind because I’m you or are you 4 minutes and 11 seconds of throughout the farmers and the crops I alone am the potentialed one because stand proud you’re fucking monkeys because nah, I’d win
          NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN.

          Every Jujutsu Kaisen copypasta

          I’m sick of Itto

            Itto from Genshin
            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Itto. I try to play Ninnguang. My Itto deals more damage. I try to play Noelle. My Itto deals more damage. I try to play Albedo. My Itto deals more damage. I want to play Gorou. His best team has Itto. I want to play Albedo, Zhongli - they both like Itto. He grabs me by the throat. I pull for him. I cook for him. I give him the R5 Whiteblind. He isn't satisfied. I buy R5 serpent spine. "I don't need this much crit rate" He tells me. "Give me more field time." He grabs Gorou and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Redhorn." I can't pull for Redhorn, I don't have enough primogems. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs Ushi. He says "Ushi, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, unbridled raw Ushi damage. I am evaporated to dust.

            I’ve become so much like Cid Kagenou, it’s scary.

              Cid Kagenou
              I've become so much like Cid Kagenou, it's scary. I wear black coats, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say “I am atomic" (which means boom mf, in american.) I grew my hair out so I can appear as a background character and I absolutely care what people think so shut fuck up Alexia! I always leave an open wound, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am weak. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Alpha or Delta, both of whom remind me of Claire. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them burgers and insist on calling them Magu ronaldu. I just keep moving forward in the shadows, until my enemies are destroyed.

              Based on the original ‘I’ve become Eren Jaeger‘ copypasta