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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

Gagged, tied up, and brutally assfucked by Ryomen Sukuna

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    It is my ultimate fantasy to be gagged, tied up, and brutally assfucked by Ryomen Sukuna. I have accrued tens of thousands in debt attempting to fill this void with sexual "toys," including several custom dildos and a modified Sukuna-shaped doll with a twelve-inch pink strap-on. The wife and I are separated, and I have accepted the fact that I will never see my kids again. The only thing keeping her from divorcing me is the fear that she might be the final push into a deep, inescapable abyss, at the bottom of which lies my death. The truth is, I died two months ago on the night I met the love of my life. I came home from the last episode of season 2 rock hard, collapsing in the shower and sobbing at the realization that Sukuna would never, could never pin me down with his perfectly smooth body and strong arms, penetrate me with his absolutely incredible girth, and empty his huge, aching balls deep inside my tummy. I sat there all night, sometimes weeping, sometimes ramming my flaccid dick into the shower drain in frustration. It has been two months since that night. I feel nothing but grief. I have accepted that. My apartment is a squalid den of inescapable despair, filled with jizz-stained Sukuna dolls, cloudy cum-crusted Sukuna acrylic stands that were once colorful and vibrant, and tormented notes etched onto lewd posters of Sukuna. I abused my Sukuna body pillow so much to the point that it can no longer stand upright against a wall. It lies crude and lifeless on my bedroom floor like a rotting corpse with the sole purpose of occasionally being my personal cum sock. My only friends are the roaches. Thank you for writing this, it's the only thing keeping me sane in these dark times. Everyday during my Sukuna prayer hours, I pray for your well being and happiness. You are a gift to this world and I do not deserve to read this fic as a sinner. May Sukuna remain victorious, and I will continue to pray to him for you A god (sukuna) bless you

    Can we please stop sending lesbian touhou porn in the sub?

      Uhhhmmm, g- guys? I have a little favor to ask, and I promise it won't take much of your time. Can we please stop sending lesbian touhou porn in the sub?

You see, my mom checks my phone every now and then (she's a bit of a gap youkai parent), and she already took it away once. It was really not fun, and she even went as far as blocking my favorite YouTuber, Dream, on our home network. I really don't want that to happen again, and I'm sure you guys can understand.

O- on a lighter note, can we talk more about My Little Pony and bronies? They are so cool, and I think we can all have a great time discussing our favorite characters, episodes, and fan theories. Plus, it's a topic my mom would be totally fine with, and I know many of you love MLP too!

So, to sum it all up, please let's stop sending lesbian touhou porn, and try to focus on more kid-friendly topics like My Little Pony and bronies. I really appreciate your understanding, and I hope we can keep having fun in this awesome subreddit!!!

      I’m sick of Ruan Mei

        Based on the Xiangling copypasta from Genshin Impact.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Ruan Mei. I try to play Tingyun. My Ruan Mei provides more damage. I try to play pela. My Ruan Mei provides more damage. I try to play Bronya. My Ruan Mei provides more damage. I want to play Jingliu. Her best team has Ruan Mei. I want to play Kafka, Topaz. They both want Ruan Mei.

She grabs me by the throat. I babysit creations for her. I kill an emanator for her. I give her S5 memories of the past. She isn't satisfied. I pull Past self in mirror for her. "I don't need this effect if my ult will still take 4 turns" She tells me. "Give me any 5% err planar ornament set." She grabs my sustain and forces them to receive every point of damage from enemies. "You just need an err rope. I can do a 3 turn ult rotation without external energy sources."

“Pull e1” she says. I can't pull e1, I don't have enough Stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her Ruan. She says "Sound lingers." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, 68% damage boost, 50% weakness break efficiency and 25% res pen. What a cruel world.

        WAH INI DIAAAAAA SISTEM ALAT TEMPUR MUTAKHIR DARI KOREA

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          WAH INI DIAAAAAA SISTEM ALAT TEMPUR MUTAKHIR DARI KOREA YANG DAPAT MEMPORAK-PORANDAKAN KETAHANAN IMAN SENSEI-SENSEI 😭😭😭😭😭!!!

APABILA KALIAN PERHATIKAN 👀 NIH YA GAYSHH, BIBIT BEBET BOBOT DARI SEORANG GADIS 😱😱😱 BERNAMA KISAKI ITU MEMANG DICIPTAKAN SEBAGAI SALAH SATU BENTUK KESEMPURNAAN ILAHI!! ITU LAH MENGAPA DUNIA INI KERAS
          WAH INI DIAAAAAA SISTEM ALAT TEMPUR MUTAKHIR DARI KOREA YANG DAPAT MEMPORAK-PORANDAKAN KETAHANAN SYAHWAT REPUBLIK INDONESIA 🇮🇩🇮🇩 😍😍😍😍😍!!!!

APABILA KALIAN PERHATIKAN 👀 NIH YA GAYSHH, SECARA ONDERDIL 👙 BIBIT BEBET BOBOT DARI SEORANG COWOK 😱😱😱 BERNAMA REO ITU MEMANG DICIPTAKAN SEBAGAI SALAH SATU BENTUK KESEMPURNAAN ILAHI!! ITU LAH MENGAPA DUNIA INI BEGITU KEJAM, KARENA DUNIA DICIPTAKAN SEIMBANG DAN INI LAH KESUCIAN ALAM YANG BEGITU RANUM DAN SEMOK UNTUK MENGIMBANGI KERASNYA DUNIA FANA!

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          DDLC I’ve come to make an announcement

            The DDLC copypasta originated from the Eggman’s Announcement copypasta that was based on an old Sonic meme video.

            Natsuki: “ive come to make an announcement, Yuri Doki Doki is a bitchass motherfucker, she pissed on that fucking poem, thats right, she took her sticky fuckin creepy pen out, and pissed on that fucking poem. And she said it was “this yellow” and i said “thats disgusting” so im making a callout piece on the tsundere paper. Yuri Doki Doki, youve got a small poem. Its the size of this wallnut except way smaller. And guess what? This is what my poem looks like. Thats right baby, all poem, no fried squid, no gentle door openings, look at that, it looks like two manga and a literature. She stabbed herself, so guess what? IM GONNA STAB THE CLUB. Thats right, thats what you get: MY SUPER LASER POEM!! Except my dad is not gonna beat me, he’s gonna go higher, HES BEATING THE MOON! How do you like that Monika? HE BEAT THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! you have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRROPLLLLLLETS hit the poem, now get out of my sight before she pisses on you too
            I've come to make an announcement. Yuri is a psychotic yandere wannabe! She pissed on her poem! That's right, she shoved it right into my hands with blood stains, piss marks and everything. She said she loved me THIS MUCH.

And I said "that's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Yuri, your love for me is totally lust. It's like Claude Frollo's relationship with Esmeralda except WAY more lustful. And guess what, here's what true romantic poetry looks like:

That's right! All passion, no profanities, no manipulation. Look at it, it's marital love and full commitment!

She contaminated my skin so guess what, I'm decontaminating this club. That's right this is what you get! MY ANTI-ROMANCE BLEACH! Except I'm not just cleansing the club. I'm gonna go higher. I'm cleansing the GAME SCRIPT!

How do you like THAT Monika? I removed all romance elements from the GAME SCRIPT, you yandere! You have 24 hours until the changes become permanent. Now get out of my sight, before I mess with your personalities too!