Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
Topaz is just perfect. Every single thing about her is admirable. Her cute and small face, her brilliant eyes that resemble gems, just like her name, her short and beautiful silvery and silky hair, adorned by taints of red that fit just so perfectly, her small hairpiece that makes it so her hair stays perfectly tidied... What is there not to love? Plus, her attitude is just lovable. How funny she is, the way she speaks and conveys all emotions, how she always seems to be having fun...
And I haven't talked about her body. It's just impeccably perfect. Her big and round ass that I'd want to have on my face 24/7, the perfectly sized breasts that can be somewhat seen from her outfit, her slim and curvy shape that evokes that sense of sensuality... Everything just fits perfectly. And her thighs? OH MY FUCKING GOD. DON'T GET ME STARTED. THE MOLE. AND THE STRAP. OH MY FUCKING GODNESS. As if her thighs weren't perfect enough. So plumpy and meaty, I just want to have them on me at all times. I want to bury my head in there and die from asphyxiation, just so that I get to have those thighs close to me. I'd constantly stare at the mole and get jealous that I'm not it or that strap. Just look at her thighs and tell me that the strap isn't working its ass off to hold her massive thighs.
And now, the best part. Her cock. Her big meaty cock. I want to chocke on it while she wraps her legs around my head, consequently being crushed by her thighs. I want to simply please her and be everything to her. I'll be her boyfriend, her husband, her sex slave, her co-worker, her assistant... I'll do everything. And then, when she gets tired and gives me a few seconds of rest, I'll ask her to cuddle with me. I'll rest with her body close to mine, and slowly close my eyes. She'll then start relentlessly fucking me while I sleep, and I'll instantly wake up, only to feel her cock constantly thrusting inside me while she fills me with her seed.
God Achates has the hottest fucking body ever. From that tight phat ass to her flat tummy to her petite chest to her smooth armpits, Achates has everything a fucking neet could ask for. Couple that with the fact that she's religious, you already know there's room for jesus included so there ain't nothing sinful with getting a handful of her tonight cause the Goddess fucking approves. Most of the time I must agree that lolicons are disgusting, but this is a very rare exception that I will make, once in a lifetime like Sozin's comet igniting the firebending and boners of avatar fanboys alike across the nation. Even if you break your dick just thinking about Achates you can't forget she's a healer and can cleanse your broken jimmy of its attack break, and even cast invincibility for extended sessions Best 4 star period, and I even +15'd her so that just goes to show what a great gal Achates is.
Imagine the state of Nirvana I achieved when I opened Pixiv to see if there is any new Gummy pictures, only to be hit with a 23-pic set of NSFW of her just getting absolutely, unapologetically, ruthlessly railed. Yes, it is AI and it has some weird AI artifacts here and there, but I'll take what I can get. "Gojo Satoru - The Honored One | Jujutsu Kaisen Season 2 OST" is playing on repeat in my head as I reach a higher plane of existence, one of pure bliss and eternal peace. I feel in-tune with the world around me, with the beautiful sunsets, the mesmerising trees, the stunning waterfalls, the breathtaking sights... I can feel every cell in my body individually, the blood rushing through my veins, the oxygen entering my lungs and filling them whole. I feel the gentle rays of the sun hit my skin.
I'm sorry, human artists. I'm not even angry over the unethical nature of AI artwork right now. I don't bear any grudge against anyone. It's just that the world feels so, so wonderful right now.
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Noir. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her rotton pussy. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Noir as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she should literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progresterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her. Imagine marrying Noir and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her pole dancing duties up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Noir is glowing and her stripper actives are working out and her belly is quite small on her toned body. Now imagine in a few months Noir has to stop her Nikke activivities because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight.
Heaven.
I can't watch Attack on Titan because I have a crush on Mikasa, so every time I watch I just can't control myself. I have depression because I can't have waifu in real life. What should I do?
Be like Koenji. Koenji couldn’t care less about other people opinions. No one cares anyway. It’s all in your head. In reality, me and you are not as important as we think we are in other people lives. Do you remember the last time you classmate did something embarrassing back in 4th grade? No you don’t, cuz you don’t care. But that classmate to this day remembers at night and doesn’t wear that specific haircut , or doesn’t dress up a certain way, or stoped talking to girls or something. The truth is that asking people on internet who care even less about you. All they care about is whether it is funny or not to get themselves a good laugh. That’s it.
No one not only wouldn’t care. That’s too much too expect. No one even remembers you and me exist in a first place. Let alone that you had this embarrassing back pack. Why? Same reason you don’t remember all people you met. Do you wake up in the Morning and think off all embarrassing moments people did? No. Why ? Because you got your own life to live, busy picking what backpack to choose from, what to eat, how to do your goal, how to keep yourself healthy and well. You got your own life to run.
That’s why it is all in your head. The only person you should orient yourself around and ask opinion is DO YOU LIKE IT? If answer is no, then don’t wear it. If the answer is “yes for the memes” then wear it and smile when you put it on. No constantly looking at other people faces to see how they react to your backpack.
Be who you want to be. Be free. The biggest handicap is the fear of falling short of people’s expectations of you. Who you don’t care about anyway and who don’t care about you anyway. Be like Ayanokoji who went to ANHS to be free from his Father expectations. His father said “I can make a better life for you in WR”, Koji said “I will decide for myself what life is better for me and what is not”.
Choose actions that reflect your true self, and as result you’ll get results that would only happens if you made those specific choices. Do what inspires you, do what makes your eyes lit up. Do what you see as inherently valuable, that you would look at yourself in a mirror and say “If I can do that stuff just like that person, I think that would be pretty dang awesome and cool. I would become cool in my eyes.” You would make your dream come true. The genuine reflection of how you feel. Do that. Focus on that!
If you think that cool teens don’t wear that, then don’t wear it. If you think that this back back is cool anyway and you want to wear it despite anything, then wear it. Because when will be the next time you’ll be able to go to university in your favorite back pack? Or would you rather go to university with back back you never wanted to wear?
It seems small, but it is not small to YOU. Because it is Your life. And your life consists of those small choices.
If you make 20-50 of these kind of choices: what to wear, how to talk, with whom, what apps to use. What life to live. It will absolutely transform your life.
Treat yourself as you would treat a friend. What if your friend came to you and ask about back pack but you can clearly see that he wants to but too embarrassed. You would encourage him/her! Why? Because you want to see the sparkle in their eyes and smile that they do what they think is awesome ! You want them to stay true to themselves in that part of their character
Stay true to your character. Build your own dreams. Because if you don’t- no one else will. And you will live for the rest of your life wishing you did differently cuz now it sucks, and you do things you never wanted to do.
Life is tough already. Life breaks people already. Those people who killed and shunned their characters are depressed or constantly depend on something else.
Be happy
