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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


Average my anime list review

    Least philosophically sophisticated weeb
    SPOILERS
    
    so i just finished watching "The Only Male At The Big Tittied Catgirl Sex Slave Academy" and, while the show does deliver on its premise i found it incredibly shallow and lacking in its exploration of subject matter.
    
    every episode seems to just have been focused on the protagonist accidentally getting his face stuffed between breasts and thighs, every other shot is some variation of an upskirt or bouncy cleavage exposition and, while the show is delivering on its "big tittied catgirl" promise, the "sex slave" aspect is mostly limited to the catgirls wearing collars and calling the protagonist "master". i feel this is a massive missed opportunity and its downright disgraceful how the show refuses to comment on or further explore its titular themes. the catgirl slaves could've been cleverly used as an allegory to comment on the inhumanity of slavery and and explore how the catgirls are intersectionally disadvantaged and exploited by being not only slaves but also demi-humans. there are also other themes just asking to be explored like the fetishisation of said slavery - see the catgirls in the show dont actually mind being slaves - they do it out of love and enjoy it. this is another missed opportunity as this aspect could've been portrayed as the result of stockholm syndrome and institutionalisation, which would've added much more context and subtle characterisation to the scene where all 70 of them moan loadly while begging for "masters milk".
    
    on the topic of milk, the milking scenes were entirely biologically innacurate, which i take massive issue with. there is simply no way a "clumsy catgirl milk maid" can produce the volume depicted in such a short timeframe, the author has clearly never been on a cattle farm and simply didnt do his research, dissapointing.
    
    now, the biggest offender - the "kawaii catgirl submission training center" arc. first of all, there is NO WAY the catgirl in the wooden horse scene produced such an egregious amount of liquid from JUST having clamps put on, clearly the author has never made a woman wet (much unlike me) and...
    
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    NII-CHAAAAAAAAAN! (>w<)

      NII-CHAAAAAAAAAAN! (>w<) * I jump on you * onii-chan, I miss you :3 how was your class today? How was that bad? (°////°), oh did they make fun of you for the necklace I gave you? Ah don't care about them, at least you have me (UwU) *hugs you* and onii-chan, you know you can always count on me don't you? * I'm getting closer to your face * * I sit on your lap and put my ass on your lap * so I want you to be calm with me next to you! (.//w//.) W-wait onii-chan, w-what is this thing touching me down there? *I look down at your lap* *you're horny* O-onii-chan, w-why are you feeling this? (//w//) y-you want a kiss-AH! * you kiss me hard with your tongue * * I continue the kiss * onii-chan..I want to test something I've wanted to test with you for a long time..* I take off your pants and underwear * let's see if it tastes good. .* lick and suck his dick, making him full of my drool * hmm..hmm..Hm... onii-chan..he's really hard..I want to put him inside..* I take off my fluffy skirt Kwai with heart in the middle and my panties with yellow polka dots and I put your dick inside my pussy * Ah..came in..* I'm going slowly * nya..ah... onii-chan...let's..v-let's.. Nyan..let's go faster~..* I'm putting my pussy in your dick while I moan your name and say I'm going to come * Ah..ah..ahhh~..mmm.. Onii-chan..please.. enjoy everything in me..I want that hot fuck of yours inside me *I feel your dick harder and you go faster* Ah..mmm....NYAN~... O-ONII-CHAN..AAH~.. niichaan..~ NYAAAAAN~~* we come together *

      Open Brazil version

      NII-CHAAAAAAAAAN! (>w<) * pulo em você * onii-chan, que saudades de você :3 como foi sua aulinha de hoje? Como assim foi ruim? (°////°), ah ficaram te zoando pelo colar que eu te dei? Ah não liga pra eles, pelo menos você tem a mim (UwU) * te abraço * e onii-chan, você sabe que pode contar comigo sempre não é? * Vou chegando mais perto da sua cara * * sento no seu colo e coloco minha bunda em cima do seu colo * então quero que você fique tranquilo comigo do lado! (.//w//.) P-pera onii-chan, o-o que é essa coisa que está me tocando lá embaixo? * Olho para seu colo * * você está com tesão * O-onii-chan, p-porque você está sentindo isso? (//w//) v-você quer um bei-AH! * você me beija forte de língua * * eu continuo o beijo * onii-chan..eu quero testar uma coisa que eu queria testar a muito tempo com você..* tiro sua calça e cueca * vamos ver se tem um gosto bom..* lambo e chupo seu pau, deixando ele cheio da minha baba * hmm..hmm..Hm... onii-chan..ele tá muito duro..eu quero colocar ele dentro..* tiro minha saia fofa Kwai com coração no meio e minha calcinha com bolinhas amarelas e coloco seu pau dentro da minha buceta * Ah..entrou..* vou indo devagar * nya..ah... onii-chan...vamos..v-vamos..Nyan..vamos mais rápido~..* vou metendo minha buceta no seu pau enquanto gemo seu nome e falando que vou gozar * Ah..ah..ahhh~..mmm.. Onii-chan..por-porfavor..goza tudo em mim..quero essa sua porra quente dentro de mim * sinto seu pau mais duro e você indo mais rápido * Ah..mmm....NYAN~... O-ONII-CHAN..AAH~..niichaan..~ NYAAAAAN~~* nós gozamos juntos *

      Are you an Anime Girl pickup line

        r/teenagers share a pickup line
        Are you an Anime Girl? You have the perfect hips,the huge big and perfect breasts,the smile makes me smile,Your body is perfectly coordinated,Not only are you sweet and kind,your perfectly balanced in your body,your a sweet girl,To perfect for me,so you must be a Anime Girl from my dreams.
        Boy, are you a hentai category? Because youre an ugly bastard

        anime memes be like

          anime memes be like loli hentai thumbnail SIKE FBI OPEN UP 😂 CAUGHT YOU LACKIN the comment section: sauce?? JK IRONY LOL I only jack off to loli hentai ironically the reply: FBI OPEN UP NANI?!!?!? OMAE WA MOU LOLICON NI JII KOI O SHIMASU

          David-kun part 1 & 2

            Are you the new girl? heh, I thought so, I-I've never seen you before. Konnichiwa! I'm David-kun. It's so nice to finally meet you, you look just like my waifu- HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE. A-anyways, I'm so sorry about the jerks in class, they're all baka and they only want one thing. Not me, I just like to watch my favourite anime Ju justsu kaisen and watch manga. Also, I think you're really cool Aitetsune HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE... gah I-I'm sorry! I'm just nervous okay! I-it's just... Well...I-it's just!..m-m-I just want to know if I could suck on your niplets okay!.. Well, What do you say- IUHHhh
            O-Ohaiyo! That means good morning. Ya know.. I just... I-I just wanted to say... I-I'm so sorry for saying I wanted to suckle onto your niplets the other day! A-and I don't know what came over me. It was almost like the Demon King took over my vessel to enact it's earthly desires..... h-huh? B-but it will never happen again! I swear! Will you forgive me? Arigatou!!! Now that you forgave me, we could be friends. best friends. HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE. Ya know.. my sensei always said that the most powerful thing is friendship, even more powerful than the Demon King HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE Anyways, all I really wanted to ask you the other day was.. W-well... N-now that we're friends and all... m-m-I just want to know your bodily measurements ok! I-it's j-just... Y-you're s-so thicc! and y-your thighs are voluptuous and your anime tiddies are huge too! I-is that so bad?? * huh? HUOAAAA MY NIPPLES!!

            Makima

              Makima copypasta from Chainsaw Man
              AAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MAKIMA TO STEP ON ME 📷📷 EVERY NIGHT I OPEN MY TWITTER AND PIXIV TO MASTURBATE TO MAKIMA FANARTS AND HENTAI FOR 3 HOURS AND RE-READS CHAINSAW MAN SO I WILL REMEMBER ALL THE HOT SEXY BONER CERTIFIED MOMENTS OF MY LOVE MAKIMA 📷📷📷📷📷📷📷 WHEN TATSUKI FUJIMOTO (CHAINSAWMAN AUTHOR) MADE A SHITTY ENDING OF CHAINSAW MAN BY MAKING MAKIMA A KID AND SHE DIES I HAVE BEEN MASTURBATING TO THE KID VERSION OF MAKIMA 📷📷 CALL ME A PEDO I DONT FUCKIN CARE, THIS IS REDDIT, NO ONE FUCKING CARES. I would like to apologize to all the people who've read this message about my lovely beautiful wife Makima, I just want a girlfriend/wife with big tits, ass, beautiful, sexc, perfect, and other good adjectives that describes my waifu Makima.
              So the Chainsaw Man anime trailer just came out and, yeah, looks good on all blah, blah, blah, blah. Who cares about that? We're finally going to get Makima's cheeks to be animated on the big screen. I've been waiting for this day since chapter one.
              
              Makima Simps rise up because we're about to go on a motherfucking crusade. Let's be real. There's not that many women I would ask to just shit on my chest, smear it in my mouth and treat me like a dog. There's not that many women that would ask to do that to me, but Makima is an exception.
              
              I mean, look at her curves. They remind me of bowling balls. She got two on her chest and two on her ass. She's 100% bad bitch, man. That sweet red hair and those hypnotizing eyes made me want to be her slave like bro. I'll bring my whole race back to the 1820s, and we're all slaves just so Makima can be my master.
              
              I want her to whip her name on my back, and I'm not going to spoil anything on what happens in the manga. But most people know that she does not deserve the love and respect that I give her right now. Listen, she just doesn't like birthday cakes. Dude, stop bitching about her. But that ass is speaking to me through brainwaves telling me that I need to just get a good sniff on it. I would risk anything for that one good sniff.
              
              You see us, Makima Simps. Just built different. We degrade ourselves, not because we're down bad, but because we are enlightened. We have seen our Lord and savior, and we dedicate our existence to her as the Muslims say Allahu Akbar. But the Makima Crusaders are changing it instead of Muslims, we're now makimas, Makima Akbar! Makima Akbar!.
              
              In conclusion, I just want a cup of her piss in my mouth.
              
              My tip is sticky. Box of balls. Jumbo balls. Kanye the imposter. Baca nuts. Kamala got the dump truck. Edpreet is my friend. Little Mosey. Black kids. Arab dudes, black people have hippyroids. My tip is so stuck. I'm EDP.

              Open I want to impregnate Makima so bad

              Please God, I want to impregnate Makima so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.
              
              Makima is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary gym clothes. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
              
              I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
              
              She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
              
              I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
              
              God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
              
              My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
              
              I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Makima's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
              
              I love you, Makima. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign.
              
              I’m waiting for you.
              
              I’ll always be waiting for you.