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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


Ever since I got fit

    Ever since I got fit I've started feeling worthy to masturbate to more attractive anime characters
    
    I used to pick one of the side characters or someone in the background but now I've moved up to supporting chars/friends of the protagonist

    Response to translation of “lolicon” to “pedophile”

      Literally 1984
      Thanks for reminding me why I watch fansubs. Tired of these shitty localizations pushed by “politically correct” corporations in order to appease the blue-haired progressives of Twitter and Reddit.
      
      The technical difference between “lolicon” and “pedophile” absolutely does exist, and in an academic or legal context, or among otaku characters making specific use of the term, it is definitely better to leave it as lolicon.
      
      Edit: Lol mayo monkeys raging when confronted with any criticism towards their linguistic imperialism.

      No, you are not a “Man of Culture”

        No, you are not a “Man of Culture”. You are a 19 year old who has no romantic partner because you have a chronic addiction to anime porn where the characters dont look or sound any older than 13, seriously, the stuff you are watching should be illegal. Getting off to fictional drawings of ambiguous age THREE times a day is not even remotely cultured, it just makes you a sex-addicted pedophile. What’s gotten into you? You’re better than this.

        Sasageyo – Attack on Titan

          sasageyo 😜 sasageyo 🥺 shinzo wo 😧sasageyo😖 subete ☹️ no ❌ gisei 😬 wa 👀 ima 💅 kono toki 😏 no 😘 tame 🔎 ni ⛓ sasageyo! 🔪 sasageyo! 😳 shinzou 😁 wo 😬sasageyo! ⚔️ susumu 🤏 beki 🦭 mirai 💸 wo 🤥 sono 🤷 te 🚫 de 🧩 kirihirake 😊
          HAPPY🥰ATTACK⚔️ON😤TITAN🥵DAY🥶🥶 I hope you’re ready for some Shingeki😈No KUMjin🍆. Will Eren💦use his massive Titan SCHLONG😫😫 to save paradis?💯 or will Paradis get 🥵rumbled🥵. What’s that??👀 Levi just gave Zeke his💦cummies💦 AGAIN? Sasageyo😤Sasageyo✊🏼

          STOP SENDING ME TRAPS

            If you walked up to me, right fucking now, with me being a dude and you being a dude, and you were turned on by me, that would be GAY. It's no different for fucking traps. Just 'cause they dress like a chick don't mean they are a chick; they got a dick and that's GAY! AND DON'T SAY THE DICK MAKES IT CUTER, BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER, IT MAKES IT GAYER! THAT MAKES YOU GAY, BITCH! AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES OF THEM, WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED AND THEIR FUCKING NUTS HANGING OUT. I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT SHIT, I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU! STOP SENDING ME HENTAI!! STOP SENDING ME ANIME PICTURES!! STOP SENDING ME TRAPS!! OH MY GOD!!!

            WARNING: NEVER JERK OFF TO TRAP PORN

              Traps in anime culture is a male crossdresser whose cross-dressing so convincing that he's often mistaken for a real girl.
              WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 cocks! I don’t even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to CUM IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that shit is to get out? ITS FUCKIN HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 FUCKING TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, CUM TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY.
              
              Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.