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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


Anime should be banned

    Anime should be banned copypasta
    Anime has to be banned, oh yes. Because it has turned today's youth into idiots of the lowest kind.
    
    It's not uncommon for the biggest loser in the classroom to be the one who likes anime. A father who really loves his son will not only prohibit him from watching anime, but will also give him a good beating to prevent him from ever seeing anything related to it again in his life.
    
    FACT: 80% of young people who watch anime, once they reach 18 years of age, get depressed at some point because they think they have wasted their life. The obsession has been so much that some not only are not satisfied with being obsessed animals, but also turn their lives into a sustained tribute to anime, which results in them being socially rejected because, obviously, people recognize them as retards. What's worse, many have fallen in love with Japanese culture in the process, which is why there are so many fools between the ages of 13 and 20 who think that Japan is paradise on earth.
    
    FACT: 50% of young people who watch anime are so, so cork-headed that, even when they reach the age of 15, they get the idea that someone with a katana could beat an opponent who has a revolver. It is not uncommon to see teenagers who at some point have had masturbatory fantasies concerning anime characters: like Yuno Gasai, Rias Gremory, Nico Robin, or that Uzaki bitch they keep spamming on twitter.
    
    FACT: 70% of people who watch anime believe that Japan is an earthly paradise, and that everyone lives happily there. Anime is the most degenerate form of animation that can exist because, to begin with, the characters are not even human beings: they have disproportionate eyes, huge heads, generally small mouths, and most would weigh, at most, 40 kg if their body were converted to reality.
    
    And also, the most disgusting detail of the matter is that it tends to awaken the artistic vein of people, for which many start to waste good sheets of paper to try to scrutinize their own characters, and that just proves how idiotic and mediocre today's youngsters can be. The person who has perfected the style of anime drawing is a perfect idiot, because the reality is that they dont know how to draw for real, for the simple reason that if you ask them to draw something other than their "mold" of a typical anime male or female character (such as a fat man, or a middle-aged person) they will not be able to do it even moderately well. The most pathetic thing, of course, is that these people think that, under those conditions, they are qualified to make a comic, without knowing how to draw all kinds of people, weapons, vehicles, buildings, houses, interiors, etc.
    
    FACT: 40% of young male anime adepts have a dangerous latent interior homosexuality, because most of the time, they themselves do not know that what most obsesses them about a character is not the argument behind it, but its physical appearance.
    
    FACT: Anyone who uses an anime profile picture likes to have aircraft carrier anchors shoved up their ass.
    
    My disgust towards anime is such that if a doctor had to remove a tumor from my body, and by chance I knew that said doctor watches anime, with great courage I would say no, I wont let his dirty hands on me.
    
    Anime is visual gonorrhea, and it poisons the minds of all young people. In fact, I would not be exagerating when I say that anime is the mental McDonalds that fattens the brain, does not nourish it, and leaves stretch marks.
    
    Do you know someone who is 23 years old and still a virgin? or do you suspect that they are a virgin? That friend watches anime in daily doses. Guaranteed. And like every fanatic who has fish shit on their brain instead of gray matter, they are screwed in the dimension of normality to which they are so extraterrestrial.
    
    If during the 20th century the goverment of Japan had prohibited the visualization and distribution of anime, you can bet your life, your ass, your soul, or whatever else you want that the world would be a better place. People who watch anime have to be sprayed with roach killers, or burn their asses with a blowtorch.
    
    And if anyone is mad at what I said, come find me. But it would be better for several people to come to my house at the same time so I can piss on you from the balcony.
    
    Sorry for bad english

    How to deal with unsportsmanlike player at chess club?

      You average chess enjoyer
      Theres a very unsportsmanlike player at our club who constantly taunts and belittles everyone else. Whenver you make a mistake he yells out "blunder!" or "inaccuracy!" ... "better move was..." and then says the engine move or what he thinks the engine move is. He also says what he thinks the engine +- is. He plays the kings gambit as much as he can and knows like 30 moves deep into every variation. If you respond something other than e5 to 1.e4 he just laughs and calls you a patzer.
      
      He's also OBSESSED with Hikaru Nakamura. He talks about him all the time and shows everyone a picture of him with Hikaru (Its really blurry so its hard to tell if its even him). He's constantly talking about him as if he's a close friend even though he only (maybe?) met him one time. Its bordering on creepy and makes everyone uncomfortable. He calls him "Hikaru-San" which I think is part of his obsession with Japanese culture. He also brings japanese noodles/Ramen to the club every day and will spend like 5-10 minute eating them during his turn just to taunt you. Meanwhile he will be mumbling words in japanese.
      
      We tried approaching about his conduct but he just did some weird anime villain laugh, yelled something in Japanese, then ran off to challenge another person to a blitz match. We obviously don't want to tell him not to come but it feels like his presence is deterring new people from joining and its also exhuasting.

      NTR is an absolutely terrible hentai category

        NTR copypasta
        Okay, this comment kinda has nothing to do with the post, but the hentai image made me think of, well, hentai, which made me think about how NTR is an absolutely terrible hentai category. It's almost as bad as Gore, in my opinion
        
        The whole premise of it is that there's this really good guy who has a beautiful girlfriend who cheats on him with someone who's usually an asshole, a scumbag, fucking hideous, two of these things, or all three at the same time. And it makes no logical sense whatsoever.
        
        First of all, the really kind and emotional guy walking in on a beautiful girl getting fucked by an ugly guy is completely nonsensical. Why would she actively choose to go for the ugly asshole? Cuz he has a big dick? Cuz she's an asshole too? It's both misogynistic and misandristic in that it portrays all women as assholes who prefer huge cocks over good-looking and kind fellas, and it portrays men that are emotional as weak and foolish while portraying the other men as ugly dickholes. Nobody wins here!
        
        Another thing I hate about it is that why would you ever want to feel sad or depressed while jerking off?! I can kinda get why you'd jerk it if you're depressed, even though it would actually make you MORE depressed after the brief euphoric boost, but to actively become sad when reading hentai? That's a whole nother level of cuckolding! You actively WANT your lover to cheat on you AND upset you in exchange for brief sexual satisfaction on your end? How much of a fucking loser are you? Even if your dick is small, even if you're terrible at sex, if she's unsatisfied then she should just LEAVE YOU! Cheating is never okay, even if the guy wants to be cheated on! That guy doesn't need to be cucked, he needs to seek therapy!
        
        As for the woman's side, for the women who like reading NTR, if you enjoy cheating on your boyfriend with some fucking hideous motherfucker, then perhaps we should recreate the fucking SCARLET LETTER and slap a sign on you for the rest of your life that reads "I AM A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESN'T DESERVE RIGHTS!" Because THAT'S HOW YOU ARE! But that brings me to a whole OTHER genre of NTR: where the genders are reversed! When there's a beautiful and kind-hearted lady who's with a total Chad of a guy who cheats on him for some bitch! THAT'S EVEN LESS OKAY THAN THE ORIGINAL ONE! Treat women with respect you fucking loser! What, she doesn't have big enough tits for you? She doesn't actively want to have sex? THEN RESPECT HER WISHES AND MOVE ON! Cheating, from EITHER party, is wrong! Horribly wrong! And if you're a girl who likes getting cucked as well, then once again, WHAT. THE FUCK. IS WRONG. WITH YOU?!
        
        I really fucking despise NTR and everything it stands for. I swear, the entire NTR category is worse than when Disney hijacked Stan Lee's old Twitter account to promote an NFT of a character that nobody gave a shit about. It's worse than THAT! Sorry for making a long ass comment that barely has anything to do with the post, but I needed a place to rant about this bullshit.
        
        TL;DR: NTR fucking sucks ass. Read some wholesome shit. Get in a good mood. Drink some hot cocoa. It's Christmas, not Valentine's Day. Be happy.

        UwU what’s this ?!

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          Another slight variation
          Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles* o3o!!! 

          I want to fuck Komi in the ass.

            Komi Can't Communicate is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Tomohito Oda.
            You know Komi from the Netflix anime Komi Can’t communicate? I want to fuck her so bad. She is so curvy and she’s so perfect in every way. I would do hardcore anal, deep throat and make her ass and pussy hurt for the next few months. SHE WOULD BE DISABLED AND MENTALLY RETARDED AFTER THIS. AFTER ALL, SHE COULDN’T ASK FOR HELP. BECAUSE SHE CANT COMMUNICATE!

            If whatsapp was in dragonball 😂

              Dragonball is manga and anime franchise.
              Vegeta: I NEED Cock goku.
              ChiChi: Stop training and come home😡
              Caulifa: I NEED Cock goku.
              Piccolo: I NEED Cock goku.
              Mr. Popo: I NEED Cock goku.
              Supreme Kai: I NEED Cock goku.