Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about the Shirasagi Himegimi, you little hilichurl? I'll have you know she graduated top of her class in the Yashiro commission, and she's been involved in numerous secret raids on the spiral abyss, and she has over 300 crit damage. She is trained in alternate sprint and she's the top cryo user in the entire Inazuma. You are nothing to her but just another handguard. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Teyvat, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is contacting her secret network of spies in the Shuumatsuban and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Soumetsu, slime. The Soumetsu that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with her elemental skill. Not only is she extensively trained in Kamisato arts, but she has access to the mistsplitter reforged and she will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what elemental reactions your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have cherished your fucking gems. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're embracing your duty, you goddamn idiot. she will Sakura swirl all over you and you will freeze in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
🍺 My love for Misato Katsuragi 🍺
🌟 She's not just a character, she's my absolute favorite! 🌟
👀 When Misato appears on screen, I can't help but feel my heart race! 👀
🍻 Her love for beer is infectious, just like my love for her! 🍻
💕 Her strength and determination inspire me every day! 💕
🎉 When she dances around her apartment, I can't help but join in with joy! 🎉
✨ Misato's complexity and depth make her shine like the stars in the night sky! ✨
🤖 Every time I rewatch Neon Genesis Evangelion, my love for her grows stronger! 🤖
💌 Misato, you're not just a character; you've become a part of my heart! 💌
🌈 I'll keep cherishing you forever, my beloved Misato Katsuragi! 🌈
I just learned about what Japan did in WW2 in class.. I've been shaking and crying ever since.. This isn't the sugoi Japan I know.. This can't.. This can't be real!! JAPAN WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!! I KNOW FROM ANIME THAT JAPAN WOULD NEVER DO THIS.. Nandemo NANDEMO NANDEMO
I just learned about what Japan did in WW2 in class.. I've been shaking and crying ever since.. This isn't the sugoi Japan I know.. This can't.. This can't be real!!
JAPAN WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!! I KNOW FROM ANIME THAT JAPAN WOULD NEVER DO THIS.. Nandemo NANDEMO NANDEMO
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dan Shu the Thicc? I thought not. This is not the story Xianzhou will tell you. This is Sanctus Medicus legend. Dan Shu was an Alchemy Commission chief alchemist, so wise she could use alchemy to influence the biology of the living creature and create curves where there were plains. She had such a knowledge that she could even keep her boons from sagging. Blessing of Abundance is a pathway to curves some consider to be unnatural.
She became so thicc... the only thing she was afraid of was writers dropping the ball on her storyline, which, eventually, they did.
Light's biggest mistake in Death Note was not masturbating in front of L.
During that episode or two where L is monitoring the Yagami household, Light pulls out a "dirty" magazine (just chicks in swimsuits you'd see at the beach lol) and looks at it in front of the cameras so he doesn't appear too innocent. But that's it -- that's all he does. I forget whether L says this before or after that point, but L remarks that he's suspicious because Light appears "too innocent."
Light is a high school student at the time, and the fact that basically all of 'em do it is the worst kept secret in the world. In fact, if you don't masturbate, all that'll happen is that your body will pump it out while you're sleeping and you'll make a mess in your bed, so it's basically just a human need. He should've taken his meat AND BEAT IT! to convince L he wasn't aware that he was being watched.
And to be clear, yes I understand that this would require confirming that Light was 18 beforehand, lest the FBI raid all of our houses.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male and female Genshin creature breeding, that Melusines are the most compatible species for humans. Not only are they humanoid, they are also mammals as well. Melusines are on an average of 3 feet 5 inches and 52 pounds, this means they are large enough to take human dicks, and with their Abyssal origins and access to healing food, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly hydro based biology, there is no doubt in my mind that an aroused Melusine would be incredibly wet, so wet that you can have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also have enhanced eyesight, and increased perception, along with the ability to breathe underwater, they'd be able to suck you off even in the ocean. No other creature in Genshin comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Melusine white.
