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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


Hayase Yuuka

    Yuuka from Blue Archive
    Every Blue Archive copypasta
    Since Yuuka is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Yuuka’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty.

Who is Yuuka?

For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle.

For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy.

For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism.

For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation.

For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.

If Yuuka speaks, I listen. If Yuuka questions, I answer. If Yuuka orders, I obey.

If Yuuka opines, I agree. If Yuuka fears, I assure. If Yuuka hopes, I dream.

If Yuuka is happy, I am jubilant. If Yuuka is angry, I am apoplectic. If Yuuka is sad, I am disconsolate.

Yuuka is my ideal, Yuuka is my romance, Yuuka is my passion.

Yuuka is my strength, Yuuka is my compass, Yuuka is my destination.

Yuuka is my language, Yuuka is my culture, Yuuka is my religion.

Yuuka is my ocean, Yuuka is my mountain, Yuuka is my sky, Yuuka is my air, Yuuka is my sun, Yuuka is my moon, Yuuka is my world.

Yuuka is history, Yuuka is present, Yuuka is future.

If Yuuka has a million fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has ten fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has only one fan, that is me. If Yuuka has no fans, I no longer exist.

If the whole universe is for Yuuka , then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Yuuka, then I am against the whole universe.

I will love, cherish, and protect Yuuka until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Yuuka until their very last breath.

    Anime Titles Be Like

      ISTG WHY DO THESE ANIME BE HAVING THE MOST LONGEST NAMES EVER???!! WHAT THE HELL, THEY ALWAYS WANNA BE DIFFERENT LIKE WTF THE ENTIRE TITLE SPOILS THE ENTIRE FUCKING ANIME??? WHY JUST WHY DO THEY BE LIKE???
The Chronicles of a Cat-Eared, Time-Traveling, Ramen-Slurping, Hentai Artist, High School Student Who Also Happens to Be a Magical Girl, But Only on Weekends, and Her Quest to Find the Legendary, One-of-a-Kind, Limited-Edition, Strawberry-Flavored, Cursed Keychain that Can Save the World, or Maybe Just Her GPA, While Battling Interdimensional Toast Monsters, All While Juggling Part-Time Jobs and a Crush on a Sentient Rice Cooker in a Post-Apocalyptic, Alternate Universe Where Everyone Speaks in Rhyming Haikus and the Only Currency is Pocky Sticks.
On Netflix.
I DON'T WANNA WATCH YOUR ANIME ANYMORE, THE TITLE ITSELF IS SELF-EXPLANATORY!!!!

      Every day I wake up with a morning wood and the first thing comes to my mind is Furina

        Furina from Genshin
        Every day I wake up with a morning wood and the first thing comes to my mind is Furina. I think about Furina's modest chest when I brush my teeth. I think about Furina's thighs when I wash my face. When I take my breakfast I get reminded of Furina's delicious clit juice. I think about Furina's armpits when I am in classes. I fantasise about my kok being tied up by Furina's thigh rings when I take a pee break. When I take lunch I imagine ground pounding Furina while she moans in coquettish Frnch. Yes. Frnch. I don't even find it cringy anymore, and even emerged an impulse to learn Fr*nch just because I could use authentic slurs to insult her sexually in bed. I want to call her my little petite cumbag and seeing her smug face getting corrected on bed by my throbbing kok. I want her to repeatedly how magnifique and énorme my baguette is till I vehemently pour my crème de la donger inside her tender body. I cannot live one day longer without putting my kok inside Furina anymore. The reality without Furina as my personal cumdump is worse than that down in Meropid Fortress. Life is meaningless and torturous.

        Viper copypasta (Nikke)

          Viper from Nikke
          Original post
          I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!

I need to release my true feelings about Bunny Viper before my brain literally starts melting. Ever since this skin was added in the game, I’ve been flushing my sanity down the toilet piece by piece.

Every time I even think of Bunny Viper and her luscious features, I just can’t stop myself from barking and drooling uncontrollably like some kind of crazed dog. My brain just completely shuts off for the next 30 minutes and 47 seconds.

Everything about her is just perfection. Her sharp gleaming eyes, her soft puffy cheeks, her cheeks cheeks and cheeks, her moderately average sides hips, and her extra spicy leggings that tightly grip her juicy legs to really accentuate her curves to oblivion. And don’t even get me started on the (bra?) she wears with the bunny suit. ITS LITERALLY HYPNOTIC! Her manufactured mammary glands look like they’re so close to just spilling out, like she bought a suit 2 sized smaller than her on purpose. Plus her OG skin has the spicy skirt just BARELY covers her supple squishy thighs and doughy ass cheeks that are PERFECT for facesitting! The clap of her meaty mountains can be heard from every corner of the Ark! Now multiple all that by 3 and that’s MY MOMMA VIPER

And her forearms. Dear GOD DONT GET ME STARTED ON HER FOREARMS. WHEN I PLAYED D-OUTSIDERS EVENT AND HER FOREARMS WERE ZOOMED IN ON THE BED I LOST ALL MY SANITY INSTANTLY. Every time she extends her hand in the idle animation, I feel like Namatame reaching out to Shadow Yukiko in utter disbelief at such an awe-inspiring moment

I want her to corner me in an abandoned alleyway, duct tape me to the cold wet ground, and snu snu me to death while whispering slurs into my left ear every 12 and a half seconds

My body literally contorted and deformed the moment I laid eyes on her, and I haven’t forgotten that feeling ever since. I wake up every morning in my bedroom (filled to the brim with Viper fanart) with her voice echoing in my head “Good Morning, stupid! Time for a good morning facesitting!” EVERYTHING about Bunny Viper is just perfection from top to bottom

I had to force myself to stay off Twitter for days on end because I knew my mind would be filled to the brim with beautiful Bunny Viper art. I had to restrain myself because I knew it would end with my phone being drenched in slobber and drool. I can’t even begin to imagine how I’ll control myself if she ever shows up in my Recruits. Just yesterday I forgot to close my Reddit page and saw another Bunny Viper fanart and I literally couldn’t control myself. I immediately dropped my phone, got on all 4’s and began barking uncontrollably directly at a brick wall while drool was ejecting from all sides of my mouth and foam began to form and my eyes rolled to the back of my head in utter disbelief at the godly presence I just witnessed. I woke up 7 hours later in a puddle of my own drool, with my eyes red from the constant barking, and my phone was in Safari with 400 tabs of Viper fanart I don’t even remember scrolling through. I literally lost aL memory of what happened that day just from seeing a single Viper fanart

She’s a triple wide surprise. Every day I log onto Reddit I’m greeted with more fanart of her sticking her ass out farther than a Mexican truck driver with gingivitis can throw a 37-pound ball of frozen strawberry milk with only one arm. But that’s a topic for another day.

Wait, that’s today’s topic. Do you have any idea how many infinite possibilities Viper fanart can have?! Who said we should stop at simple poses? How about Viper failing to outrun a train due to her dumpy or being lectured about tax returns while her backside barely fits inside the chair?

Above all else, it’s her scary gleaming eyes that just ring my dinger. Gazing into her eyes for too long makes me feel hypnotized, like I’m being lured into her trap. And I certainly am. Viper is a red flag, but I’m colorblind. I feel like I’m in imminent danger every time I view her on the Nikkepedia. My mind is telling me no, but my body is saying yes.

Please tell me I’m not the only one that feels this way for Viper. She’s just so cute, hot, breedable, breedable, and breedable all at once. I hope her cheeks are super fat in the next update, and I hope she calls me every slur in the English language during the next event. But anyway, that’s it for now. Just a small explanation of why Viper is best girl

          In terms of Archon breeding, Furina is the most compatible Archon for humans

            Furina from Genshin Impact
            Hey guys, did you know in term of human male and female Archon breeding, Furina is the most compatible Archon for humans? Not only she's on a medium size group making her universally acceptable by either the short king or the big bears, her high HP and Max HP increasing skill would allow you to be as rough as possible with her. With her being the Archon of Water, there's no doubt in my mind that aroused Furina will be incredibly wet, not only that her ability to apply wet status should act similarly like a lubrication allowing you to go straight to the action without getting sore even for hours to end. Her gimmick of switching between offensive and support would allow her to take the role of both submissive and dominant at the same time which you can use to spice up your session. Her ability to heal both you and herself allows you to recover from fatigue or even injury (in certain play). No other Archon comes close to this level of compatibility and versatility as Furina did.