Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
Its the “My name is Yoshikage Kira” copypasta from JJBA but changed to Screwllum from Honkai Star Rail.
My name is Screwllum Rubert. I’m 450 Amber Cycles old. My planet is in the northeast sector of the Screwllum System, where all the robots are, and I am not married. I work as a Genius at the Herta Space Station and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I shut down by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep mode, no matter what. After having a glass of warm motor oil and doing about twenty minutes of calibrations before shutting down, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like an organic infant, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last virus scan. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very erudite life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me knowledge. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Blood Blade Karin (BBK) from Epic Seven.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of BBK. I try to play Jenua. My BBK deals more damage. I try to play Vildred. My BBK deals more damage. I try to play Spez. My BBK deals more damage. I want to play Ran. His best team has BBK. I want to play Cleave, Standard. They both want BBK.
She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I roll gear for her. I give her Destruction. She isn't satisfied. I pull Shepherd. "I don't need this much evasion" She tells me. "Give me eff res." She grabs Ran and forces him to throw himself at enemies. "You just need to summon more. I can deal more damage now with Hostess."
I can't pull for Hostess. I don't have enough bookmarks. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "A crack." She grabs her sword. She says "This blade desires blood." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure double immortality no defense penetration reliant attack scaling damage. What a cruel world.
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Everything revolves around hydro, it makes me insane. I try to use Dendro characters, all of them do bloom reactions. I try to use Pyro characters, they need Vaporize teams. I need more HP, I need two hydro characters. Where did all the Pyro off-fielders go? That's right, Hydro took them all. You want a healer? Here's Kokomi. You want an overpowered DPS? Here's Neuvillette. You want a Hydro Applicator? Here's Yelan. Don't have Yelan? Use Xingqiu. Want a Dendro bloom DPS? Here's Nilou. You want a character that does everything for you? Here's Furina. Every time I look into the Spiral Abyss Usage summary, my eyes glare at the sight of the Iudex, never moving a single inch away from S tier. Every time I wash my hands, the droplets remind me of Ayato's Kamisato Art: Suiyuu. Every time I use my garden hose, I get reminded of Neuvillette's biden blast. It's everywhere, maybe Hydro really was the impact.
Man, this N corp Sinclair ID sucks.
Negative coins? Why did PM add this? It’s literally a ticking bomb that’s about to corrode.
Yeah his skills are powerful but it’s their POTENTIAL power. In practice? He’s never going to be at -45 sanity, so his damage output must be dogshit.
Also how is he going to work with SP healing EGO? Why should I suffer negative consequences for using a freaking EGO?
“Just use his guard” you say, but ain’t that just skipping a turn? What kinda player would think skipping a turn is a good way to balance this stupid ID?
And he can’t even lose his sanity as good as normal IDs gain it! What’s the point?! PM really should hire better people if they think this ID is somehow “good” and “powerful”.
I require Kim himself to apologize for creating such a bad, low damage and high maintenance ID. They should also buff him, maybe 2 separate times, and I demand it TODAY.
My name is Sunday. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Penacony, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as the head of the Oak Family and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink Soulglad. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm Puffergoat milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems dreaming until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
