By u/n3ll, its satire of the Flying Lotus at grocery store copypasta but changed to Ethan from h3h3 at Dennys doing weird stuff.
I saw Ethan sitting alone at a Dennys around 11 PM. He ordered a giant stack of plain pancakes but he wasn't eating them. He just sat there and kept farting over and over and loudly blaming it on the server. The smell was so bad that people started leaving. Then he got up and started walking around and helping himself to the food people left. Every time he approached a table he’d twittle his fingers and say “don’t mind if I do” and then wink at me while taking a bite. I felt bad for the server so I left a big tip. When I asked about it she told me he does this at least once a week