Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Soukaku from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ).
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Soukaku. I try to play Soldier 11. My Soukaku deals more damage. I try to play Lucy. My Soukaku deals more damage. I try to play Piper. My Soukaku deals more damage. I want to play Lycaon. His best team has Soukaku. I want to play Ellen, Miyabi - they both want Soukaku. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Bashful demon. She isn't satisfied. I pull Weeping cradle. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Lycaon and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to chain me more. I can deal more damage with Shatter." I can't pull for Deep sea visitor, I don't have enough polychromes. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs the bashful demon and uses it to flatten my face. There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, ice anomaly application. What a cruel world.