🚨HEY NEW YORK🗽START⏱️SPREADING👐THOSE🫵HOLES🕳️ AND CLOSE 🙏THOSE POLLS🗳️'CUZ FROM THE 📍BADONKADONX🍑TO 🙄FAPPEN💦ISLAND🚢 ZOHRAN🧔🏽♂️MAM-DADDY😩HAS BEEN ERECTED🍆MAYOR OF 🇳 🇾 🇨 🌭 DA BIG 🫦 APPLE 🍎 GET READY 4️⃣ FAST⚡AND FREE🤑BUSSIES🚌TAXING💸THE RICH🎩AND BENEFITS4️⃣SMALL🤏BUSSYNESSES🏪SEND📨THIS⬇️TO 1️⃣0️⃣FRIENDS TO LET THEM KNOW🤯AY‼️I'M WANKIN'✊🍆HERE💦
👀 WAKE 🆙 COMMIE SLUTZ💋THIS JUST IN 🚨 LORD ZADDY ZOHRAN IS THE NEW MAYOR OF NYC 🤯THAT’S RIGHT 🎯 CUNT 🤛 HOPE YOU BROUGHT A CLEAN PAIR OF PANTIES BECAUSE ITS ABOUT TO BE A SLIP AND 🛝 UP IN HERE 💦 ZADDY’S GONNA FILL THAT HUNGRY 🍑WITH FREE HEALTHCARE 🥦, TAXES ON THE RICH 🍆, AND PUPPIES FOR EVERY BROAD WITH A WET 👄 NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND? 🥴MORE LIKE NO DICK LEFT UNSUCKED™️ BY THE TIME ZADDY FINISHES HIS TERM ALL OVER YOUR LIBBY TITS HUNTY😋
🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙 like a boss 💪💦, while CUOMO 👴🏻💦 gets CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE 💋💋! It’s 🚌FREE BUS SEASON 🚍🍑, baby, and those ROSES 🌹🌹 are for ALL the GOOD BOYS 🍆 who can kiss Cuomo’s 🍌👋🍑 ass GOODBYE 👋👋! While we ride the BUS 🚍 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢, Cuomo’s crying into his wine 🍷😩 about being a TOXIC PEST 🦠👹 that nobody will ride, not even for a FREE RIDE 🍆🚫🚍! Forget 🍌 his sexual harass-ASS-ment 😭💔, we’re filling buses with HOT and HORNY 🌶😏 New Yorkers ready to STRUT 💃🏼🐔 through the city! Get ready New York, it’s time to PARTY 🥳🎊 and watch Cuomo eat his own 🍰 DICK while we celebrate Mamdani’s ROSEY ascension 🌹🙌💦
🗣️CUMRADES‼️🚨‼️‼️ 🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙
Ballots got RANKED andSPANKED 🍑📥 Andrew CUOMO? More like CUM GO 👴🏻💦 Forget 🍌 his sexual harass-ASS-ment 😭“I’m not perverted, I’m just Italian” 🇮🇹🤡 got CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE💋💋, packing his nipple rings 🧷 and leaving one last greasy trail of shame behind him.🐌💨
It’s 🚌FREE BUSSY 🚍🍑 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢 for FOUR WHOLE 🕳️ YEARS. SOCIALIST DADDYCRATS 💪💦 are rising, CUOMO’S CRUSTY ASS IS RUINED 🏰💀, and every BAD BITCH 😈💋 and UNION HUNNIE 💜 is dancing on the ruins 💃🔥
It’s time to PARTY 🥳🎊, flip the power, and watch Cuomo eat his own DICK-TATORSHIP 🍰🍆 while Mamdani’s ROSES 🌹 BLOOM, the people MOAN, and NEW YORK CLITTY 😈stays for the people 🌹🙌💦!
ON YOUR MARX 🚩 SET 😅 GO!! ⚒️😩 SHARIA JI-HEAD 👅🤤 is CUMMING 💦😤 to NEW YORK SLITTY 😳🏙️ DIRTY DICK 🍆😏 SLID 🥵🪭 down the RED 💋 HOT 🔥 HOLE 🍑🕳️ to HELL 🌡️🌋 cus he COULDNT TAKE 😵 ZOHRAN’S BLUE WAVE 🌊 CUMMING 🥛 you SLUTcialist 🛠️🥵 SIMPS 💦💧🤭 BETTER GET READY 😱 cus the RENT is GOING DOWN ⬇️👁️👅👁️ and the COCKLETARIAT 🍆🍌 is RISING 🪵⬆️ UP 🗿☝️ so THRUST 💘 this ERECTION DAY 😫 MESSAGE into 6️⃣9️⃣ CUNTstituents 🦪🌮 so the SPECTER of CUMMUNISM 👻 can SPREAD 🤤 the THICC 🍖 JUICY 🥩 CHEEKS 🍑🍔 of the BOURGEOISIE with its MEAT 🌭🍗 of REPRODUCTION 🍼💦
UH-OH⁉️💢 NEW YORK 😱😩🗽 The polls 🗳️✅ have CLOSED 🍆💦🚫 and the people 👨👩👧👦🫂 have SPOKEN 🗣️💋📢‼️ Who’s that 👀😳 tapping ✊🔨 that GAVEL 🔨🏛️ of CITY HALL 🤤? It’s ZOHRAN 👑✨ MOMMY 👩🍼 DOMMY 💦🤰🏾, the INCOMING 🫃💥 MAYOR 🧑⚖️ of your PANTS 👖‼️ She looked 👀 at your RENT 📈🤢 and said "LET'S FREEZE ❄️🧊 THAT" 🥶💦... she looked at daycare 👶🍼 and said "FREE 🆓 UNIVERSAL 🌍 CHILDCARE" 🍼👩🍼... and when the billionaires 🧛♂️💰 tried to slide into her DMs 📱, she left their PACs 💼🎁 on READ 👁️📵❌! She’s not here to CUT 🪚📉 your taxes 💸😴, she's here to SPREAD 🫦 YOUR CHEEKS 🍑 and RAISE 📈😍 your EXPECTATIONS 🤓📚💫! "Time for your FINANCIAL 👛💰 LECTURE 🧐📢," she whispers 😮💨🤫, while the landlords 🧛♂️ are put in the CORNER ⛓️😖 to THINK 🤔 about what they've DONE 🍆💦. "You WILL 👁️👁️⚡ make the city affordable 🤝🍼 and you WILL 👁️👁️⚡ like it 🥰😇." She’s passing MUNICIPAL POLICY 📄 like it's a plate of veggies 🥦 you HAVE to finish 🍽️😤 before you get your DESSERT 🧁 of AFFORDABLE HOUSING 🏘️✅! And we're not just building apartments 🏢, we're giving the whole city a FULL 🍆💦 SUBSIDIZED CLIMAX 💦🎉 where the only thing going UP 📈 is your satisfaction 😩 and the only thing going DOWN 📉 is your rent 🥵! And those new GOVERNMENT-RUN grocery stores 🏛️🛒🥦? The shelves 🛍️ will be STUFFED 🍆💦 and the prices will make you SCREAM 😱🤤! You'll be bending over 🍑 for these LOW 🫦 LOW 🫦 prices ‼️ Getting POUNDED 🥵 by AFFORDABILITY 🤑 on our THROBBING 💗💦 DISCOUNT PRODUCE 🥒🍌‼️ And those buses 🚌? They're not just FREE 🆓, they're giving BACKSHOTS 🏃♂️💨🍑 against the schedule ⏱️—so fast ⚡ and frequent 🔄 you'll be seeing stars 🌟💫 on your way to work 💼‼️ So SEND 📤 this to 5️⃣1️⃣% of your local city council 🧍♀️🧍🧍♂️ to get DOMMED by MOMMY 🤰 If you get 0 back you’re a CUOMO CUCK 👺 If you get 5 back you’re a CITY SLUT 🗽👙 If you get 20 back you’re a CERTIFIED COMMIE CUNT 💅