Let me just say there is no way your gonna get a "huge titty goth gf who will sit on your face". You will not get a "clumsy UWU femboy bf who will pin you to a wall and is 9 inchs tall or 5.3cm if your American and you will not get a "short haired buff tomboy gf who will step on you". You only like them because of cartoons you had these alts as your fictional childhood crush and none of them represent their real life counterpart like for fuck sake NONE OF THEM HAVE THICK THIGHS IN REAL LIFE these are a fetish for you guys all you do is fetishize them PLEASE JUST GROW THE FUCK UP YOU GREASY NECKBEARDS.