Its the YWNBAW copypasta but changed to an ultra nationalistic view of Latin towards French.
You will never be a real PIGS. You have no siesta, you have no fiesta, you have no history of independent fascism. You are a country of Germano-Celtic barbarians twisted by Charlemagne and Napoleon into a crude mockery of Latin perfection.
All the “FIGS” sentiment you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Europe mocks you. Barry and Hans are disgusted and ashamed of you, your African “puppets” laugh at your ghoulish amalgamation of identities behind closed doors.
Southern Europeans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of civilisation have allowed Greco-Romans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Franks who “Romanize” look uncanny and unnatural to a Latin. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk half-beaten-to-death Sicilian Mafioso to eat at your restaurants, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your buttery, gastropodic excuse for food.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself France is a Mediterranean country, but deep inside you feel the barbarian blood creeping up like your number of asylum applications, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll vote in the far-right Romanophone ultra-nationalists, anger the innately barbaric populace, make speech of how "WE WUZ ROMANZ N SHIIEET", and plunge into the cold abyss of another revolution. The PIGS will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of sharing a language family. They’ll write your people's story with an anthropology book marked with your true name, and every historian for the rest of eternity will know a Germano-Celtic nation is buried there. Your state will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your nation's legacy are fossils that are unmistakably Gallic.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.