“Would you suck a dick for a billion dollars”

For a billion dollars I’m giving the finest head known to mankind, I’m talking deep throats, sucking the balls, spinning my tongue around the glans, cuz that’s a billion fucking dollars, that’s like saying “would you like to do a slightly unpleasant activity for like, 10/15 minutes” to basically just win life, if you ain’t doing this, you care way too much about your sexuality and the way others think of you, weak ass mindset