Look here buddy, don't project your insecurities on me just cause you have a bad haircut. Maybe if you got it fixed girls would actually agree to go on dates with you for a change. Oh, or better yet maybe Tanish will call your dog butt if she ever stops messing with that brain surgeon or lawyer, or swimming pool cleaner, or marine biologist, or chiropractor, or police commissioner, or male stripper, or train conductor, or funeral director, or trailer park supervisor, or subway sandwich artist, or blackjack dealer, or costomer service rep, or gardener or k-pop raido DJ she's messing with. D I N G U S