Which Nintendo employees did you have to suck off to get a Nintendo game 1 day early?
All of them. Every single one of them.
I started at the bottom. The janitor, first. He wouldn't let me get in the building, so I had no choice. I did my deed and progressed through the building. A distinct sour taste was left in my mouth, a taste I would soon be very used to.
After that it was an easy task. I went from desk to desk, office to office, employee to employee and dick to dick. It was simply a breeze. But there was a problem. After a while, I realised I was taking too long for each orgasm. If I wanted to get the game on time, I had to hurry up, I had to move on... or else all my sweet karma would be gone.
I manage to optimise the sucking by saving .3 seconds on taking off the trousers and 2.1 seconds (!) by sucking with my teeth. I managed to get to the CEO's desk just in time, with 10mn to spare.
And then.
There he was.
MIYAMOTO.
I jumped and lowered his trousers, knowing I was going to have to make it count. He told me "You suck... YOU SUCK!!" while I was trying to just get him off. I percieved in his voice a hint of pleasure, and then... I knew I had won. I shouted "DAMN RIGHT I DO" and I SPEEDRAN HIS COCK. SO FAST. LESS THAN A MINUTE LATER HE CAME AND I KNEW THAT THEN. I HAD DONE IT.
I HAD GOTTEN A GAME A DAY EARLY.
