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What’s his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓It wasn’t Coach ⚽️

    From a clip in Survivor where a contestant was ranting about a guy called ‘Coach’ aka Benjamin for being fake. Her rant was so funny it was meme-d within the community.

    What's his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓It wasn't Coach ⚽️, it was Benjamin👨. And you know they're children 👦👧; 2️⃣6️⃣, 2️⃣2️⃣, they're over there listening 👂 to all of Benjamin's👨... 🎃Halloween Jokes🎃, uh, 🧀Chuckie The Cheese Jokes🧀, they- 👅 eu-h, they want it 🙏. He goin off of loyalty ⭐️ got them fee- "😰Oh, Benjamin👨, you so loyalty😓" ... Come on now 😑... Everyday📆 he got a story 📚. I wasn't ❌ buying 💰 it. [scoff] 😤 [giggle] ☺️... Eh😒... No. 🙅 So... They tr- like yesterday ↩️ the tribal 🏝 was all kahoots 👌 Benjamin👨,"Let's give a hug 🤗." ✋️PFF.✋️ Keep that hug. Boop!🔫 For me. Cuz it wasn't real❌ 
    What.❓The. Hell.🔥😠 I’m out there busting 💪 my butt 🍑 and they’re gonna rank me number four 🍀❓❓After someone👴 who can’t even barely walk 🚶‍♂️and barely do anything🤷‍♀️ and all he does is sit 🧘‍♂️ around and fuss 🙄 and curse 🤬 everyone👨‍👩‍👧 I was ❗️VERY❗️insulted. 😒 when I saw 👀 that.😤😤