What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Feydakin, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Harkonnen spice fleets, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in spicy gorilla warfare and I’m the top worm rider in the entire southern Fremen forces. You are nothing to me but just another water bottle. I will wipe you the fuck out with prescience the likes of which has never been seen before on this Dune, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the radio? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Fremen spies across Arrakis and your shield data is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sandstorm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can see any past, any future, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my knife. Not only am I extensively trained in street knife warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my dad's nuclear arsenal and I will use it to its full extent to return your water to the fucking desert, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy jihad your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Lisan al'Gaib-cursed idiot. I will shit spice all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
Dune Navy Seals copypasta
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Sardaukar, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on the Atreides, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in kanly warfare and I’m the top duelist in the entire Imperium. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Imperium, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me in front of the Landsraad? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of mentats across the Imperium and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of House Corino and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of Arrakis, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Harkonnen.
