We should buy Reddit.
Not the stock. The actual company.
If we all get together and own 51% then we will own this entire website.
We could make the rules, profit from the advertising, and finally get paid for the memes we make.
I’ve even come up with a list of things we could do as new owners:
1.Reddit mods can apply for paid-internships at Reddit. This is much closer to having a real job than what they currently do and would benefit the organization.
2.Your flair is your official title at the company. IE: instead of “CFO” you’ll be “PotatoFart”
3.NSFW posts will receive special protections–and if you happen to work in our new skyscraper then NSFW posts are automatically considered SFW.
4.Everyone gets a turn in the corporate jet.
5.Elon becomes a mod. He can also apply to become a paid intern.
6.We have a monthly party on our company yacht: The S.S. VisualMod.
7.Our corporate cafeteria is a dining hall with fast food restaurants along the side–but they’re all Wendy’s.
I think this is a great idea.
Keep it high and tight.
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